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The Ten Rules of PvP
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FulgentiusSoul ShrivenThe thudering explosion of a zerg's Proximity Detonations cleans blood off heavy armour, and clears out all earwax. Always stand still in a huddle to enjoy the Proximity Detonations.1 -
Lord_Draevan✭✭✭✭✭
✭One I've noticed over the past few weeks (but not today because EP's getting annihilated today):
-EP on NA Trueflame must push Bleakers from Chalman while AD holds BRK for at least 10 hours a day, but never actually siege Bleakers, or only use 1-2 siege. Only then my EP try to retake BRK with more that a few people.Edited by Lord_Draevan on July 17, 2016 3:04PMI'm a man of few words. Any questions?NA/PC server0 -
DHale✭✭✭✭✭
✭Lord_Draevan wrote: »One I've noticed over the past few weeks (but not today because EP's getting annihilated today):
-EP on NA Trueflame must push Bleakers from Chalman while AD holds BRK for at least 10 hours a day, but never actually siege Bleakers, or only use 1-2 siege. Only then my EP try to retake BRK with more that a few people.
Defense ticks bigger than offense ticks plus save money on siege. Also reds are very good on defense having 2 and 3 the pop (at one place not overall) well sometimes over all. Reds are very bad at offense. Better with invictus and haxus groups but still. Last and most important reds need blue to push ad. Taking Bleakers says to them we need team purple... lets go. For AD most players like pushing reds. For DC they like pushing AD and just are better players overall. Reds also like to push AD and bring huge numbers and overwhelm with superior numbers. Taking and holding BRK is an intentional effort to poke them. All of my 20 k plus ticks have been Alessia and BRK. I have had some great Ash ticks but pale in comparison to the for mentioned.
Sorcerna, proud beta sorc. RIP April 2014 to May 31 2016 DArk Brotherhood. Out of retirement for negates and encases. Sorcerna will be going back into retirement to be my main crafter Fall 2018. Because an 8 k shield is f ing useless. Died because of baddies on the forum. Too much qq too little pew pew. 16 AD 2 DC. 0 EP cause they bad, CP 2300 plus 18 level 50 toons. NA, PC, Grey Host#SORCLIVESMATTER actually they don’t or they wouldn’t keep getting nerfed constantly.0 -
Lord_Draevan✭✭✭✭✭
✭Lord_Draevan wrote: »One I've noticed over the past few weeks (but not today because EP's getting annihilated today):
-EP on NA Trueflame must push Bleakers from Chalman while AD holds BRK for at least 10 hours a day, but never actually siege Bleakers, or only use 1-2 siege. Only then my EP try to retake BRK with more that a few people.
Last and most important reds need blue to push ad.
Which segways nicely into another rule:
-DC shall push Chalman no matter the cost. Even when AD has captured Ash, Rayles, Warden, and Glade, and are taking both DC Scrolls, DC shall continue to push Chalman.
This actually happened. Not once, but twice in the past few months, and it was hilarious to witness. Once DC lost both Scrolls, the other time they saved one. Neither time did they get Chalman.Edited by Lord_Draevan on July 17, 2016 3:43PMI'm a man of few words. Any questions?NA/PC server4 -
RebornV3x✭✭✭✭✭
✭"The best strategy for taking down a wall quickly is a single fire ballista with 19 nightblades standing guard around it."
Damn don't tell people only pro MLG gamers know about this
First rule of PVP is you don't talk about PVP.Edited by RebornV3x on July 17, 2016 11:15PMXbox One - NA GT: RebornV3x
I also play on PC from time to time but I just wanna be left alone on there so sorry.0 -
Morostyle✭✭✭✭1. Anyone not in your group is a pug, no matter if the other group is obviously more competent than you, they are the pugs you are the main force. < Check!
2. Your guild is the best guild in your faction. < Check!
3. If your guild mate is not number 1 on the leaderboard, you will not help push for emp for any reason. < Check!
4. 60 players killing 7 repawning players in a resource tower is legitimate AP farming. < Horseshiiit!
5. If you die, it is an affront to your honor, no one could ever kill you, the most skilled player in the game. They must be hacking. < Check!
6. No one uses Teamspeak, that is only for plebs that want to make fart jokes. < Horseshiiit!
7. The best strategy for taking down a wall quickly is a single fire ballista with 19 nightblades standing guard around it. < Horseshiiit!
8. The Elder Scrolls actually mean something. < Horseshiiit!
9. Alliance war rank past 24 actually means something < Check!
10. Former emperor actually means something.< Check!
5 rules of Zerg Squad
1. Fist them!
2. mmmmmmm!!
3. fullfist them!
4. Kill the monkeys
5. Kill the decimation clowns
Edited by Morostyle on July 18, 2016 2:53AM1 -
Master_Kas✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭1. Anyone not in your group is a pug, no matter if the other group is obviously more competent than you, they are the pugs you are the main force. < Check!
2. Your guild is the best guild in your faction. < Check!
3. If your guild mate is not number 1 on the leaderboard, you will not help push for emp for any reason. < Check!
4. 60 players killing 7 repawning players in a resource tower is legitimate AP farming. < Horseshiiit!
5. If you die, it is an affront to your honor, no one could ever kill you, the most skilled player in the game. They must be hacking. < Check!
6. No one uses Teamspeak, that is only for plebs that want to make fart jokes. < Horseshiiit!
7. The best strategy for taking down a wall quickly is a single fire ballista with 19 nightblades standing guard around it. < Horseshiiit!
8. The Elder Scrolls actually mean something. < Horseshiiit!
9. Alliance war rank past 24 actually means something < Check!
10. Former emperor actually means something.< Check!
5 rules of Zerg Squad
1. Fist them!
2. mmmmmmm!!
3. fullfist them!
4. Kill the monkeys
5. Kill the decimation clowns
You forgot rule #6: res kas when he gets ganked while tbaging someone
Edited by Master_Kas on July 18, 2016 2:59AMEU | PC0 -
Lexxypwns✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭Master_Kas wrote: »1. Anyone not in your group is a pug, no matter if the other group is obviously more competent than you, they are the pugs you are the main force. < Check!
2. Your guild is the best guild in your faction. < Check!
3. If your guild mate is not number 1 on the leaderboard, you will not help push for emp for any reason. < Check!
4. 60 players killing 7 repawning players in a resource tower is legitimate AP farming. < Horseshiiit!
5. If you die, it is an affront to your honor, no one could ever kill you, the most skilled player in the game. They must be hacking. < Check!
6. No one uses Teamspeak, that is only for plebs that want to make fart jokes. < Horseshiiit!
7. The best strategy for taking down a wall quickly is a single fire ballista with 19 nightblades standing guard around it. < Horseshiiit!
8. The Elder Scrolls actually mean something. < Horseshiiit!
9. Alliance war rank past 24 actually means something < Check!
10. Former emperor actually means something.< Check!
5 rules of Zerg Squad
1. Fist them!
2. mmmmmmm!!
3. fullfist them!
4. Kill the monkeys
5. Kill the decimation clowns
You forgot rule #6: res kas when he gets ganked while tbaging someone
When legit tea bagging someone you should be invulnerable to all incoming damage until said player respawns2 -
Caza99✭✭✭✭Master_Kas wrote: »1. Anyone not in your group is a pug, no matter if the other group is obviously more competent than you, they are the pugs you are the main force. < Check!
2. Your guild is the best guild in your faction. < Check!
3. If your guild mate is not number 1 on the leaderboard, you will not help push for emp for any reason. < Check!
4. 60 players killing 7 repawning players in a resource tower is legitimate AP farming. < Horseshiiit!
5. If you die, it is an affront to your honor, no one could ever kill you, the most skilled player in the game. They must be hacking. < Check!
6. No one uses Teamspeak, that is only for plebs that want to make fart jokes. < Horseshiiit!
7. The best strategy for taking down a wall quickly is a single fire ballista with 19 nightblades standing guard around it. < Horseshiiit!
8. The Elder Scrolls actually mean something. < Horseshiiit!
9. Alliance war rank past 24 actually means something < Check!
10. Former emperor actually means something.< Check!
5 rules of Zerg Squad
1. Fist them!
2. mmmmmmm!!
3. fullfist them!
4. Kill the monkeys
5. Kill the decimation clowns
You forgot rule #6: res kas when he gets ganked while tbaging someone
When legit tea bagging someone you should be invulnerable to all incoming damage until said player respawns
ZOS please make this a thing!PC NA - @MercerESO0 -
Nafirian✭✭✭✭✭1. Anyone not in your group is a pug, no matter if the other group is obviously more competent than you, they are the pugs you are the main force. < Check!
2. Your guild is the best guild in your faction. < Check!
3. If your guild mate is not number 1 on the leaderboard, you will not help push for emp for any reason. < Check!
4. 60 players killing 7 repawning players in a resource tower is legitimate AP farming. < Horseshiiit!
5. If you die, it is an affront to your honor, no one could ever kill you, the most skilled player in the game. They must be hacking. < Check!
6. No one uses Teamspeak, that is only for plebs that want to make fart jokes. < Horseshiiit!
7. The best strategy for taking down a wall quickly is a single fire ballista with 19 nightblades standing guard around it. < Horseshiiit!
8. The Elder Scrolls actually mean something. < Horseshiiit!
9. Alliance war rank past 24 actually means something < Check!
10. Former emperor actually means something.< Check!
5 rules of Zerg Squad
1. Fist them!
2. mmmmmmm!!
3. fullfist them!
4. Kill the monkeys
5. Kill the decimation clowns
Rule 7 "GUYS WHAT THE [snip]"
[Edit to remove profanity]Edited by [Deleted User] on November 20, 2021 3:40AM0 -
Hawco10✭✭✭✭Ah, but you forgot these little gems sir.
Make sure a bunch of randoms jump and down in front of the wall and die constantly waiting for the wall to come down all on its own.
Same said bunch run right to front door after the breach and then get insta popped.
Then rush straight into the inner breach and get insta popped to all the oil.
Take the resource flag before anyone can clear the tower campers out by sieging the towers.
Chase an isolated guy right into oncoming Zerg and get insta popped.
Just a few extras that I've noticed......0
