The Ten Rules of PvP

WitchyWarrior

FriedEggSandwich wrote: »

After having broken a hole in the inner wall make sure you all enter individually and go straight for the flags. Clearing out upstairs is always a waste of time.

Wait a minute. I thought we were suppose to stand in the opening and try to kill the enemies from there? A little oil dropped on your head is fine. If you die from it, it's because no one was running with Purge.

DrummondWarrior

revonine wrote: »

If you and your 20 odd group of people are headed to attack a keep and you happen to spot a lonely opponent wandering around you MUST I mean MUST abandon your objective and chase that player half way across Cyrodill. Flex those group muscles boys.

Optional: Hang around his body for 10 minutes in case he has a buddy waiting to revive him.

Ahhhhh hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Etaniel

DrummondWarrior wrote: »

revonine wrote: »

If you and your 20 odd group of people are headed to attack a keep and you happen to spot a lonely opponent wandering around you MUST I mean MUST abandon your objective and chase that player half way across Cyrodill. Flex those group muscles boys.

Optional: Hang around his body for 10 minutes in case he has a buddy waiting to revive him.

Ahhhhh hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Look ! a necromancer !

DrummondWarrior

Of important note:
Sieging from low ground helps ensure a 20% higher chance of survivability and of course line of sight greatly improves due to having a clear view of the sky.... This helps to spot the baddie enemy siege since you can see their incoming shots in the sky... which is usually the last thing that you see but you can then direct to have all 10 stone trebuchets to gang up on a fire ballista and take that ballista out..... however... make sure to leave one Iceball Trebuchet to continue siege on the wall while the stone trebuchets bring the pain to the one fire ballista..... mas impordante!

vamp_emily

Just for fun this is my ten rules to pvp success.

1. Never repair walls. They repair their selves over time.
2. Leave keep before the tick. You get more ap that way.
3. Always Nightcap. If an alliance can run 40+ zerg against 6 defenders then its ok to nightcap.
4. Spam. Spam what ever skill you want. If they can zerg you, then u have the right to spam.
5. Be cool, goto a keep and watch everyone else siege and repair.
6. Hide, and watch your teammates die.
7. Never use soul gems, it prolongs the fight.
8. Watch the walls, if you look at them long enough they come down.
9. Be cool Have fun, take a resource with 24 man group, then celebrate.
10. 1v1 near keeps, so everyone can see you get your tushhurt.

DrummondWarrior

vamp_emily wrote: »

Just for fun this is my ten rules to pvp success.

1. Never repair walls. They repair their selves over time.
2. Leave keep before the tick. You get more ap that way.
3. Always Nightcap. If an alliance can run 40+ zerg against 6 defenders then its ok to nightcap.
4. Spam. Spam what ever skill you want. If they can zerg you, then u have the right to spam.
5. Be cool, goto a keep and watch everyone else siege and repair.
6. Hide, and watch your teammates die.
7. Never use soul gems, it prolongs the fight.
8. Watch the walls, if you look at them long enough they come down.
9. Be cool Have fun, take a resource with 24 man group, then celebrate.
10. 1v1 near keeps, so everyone can see you get your tushhurt.

Number 5 and 8 had me rolling LOL

Millerman34n

Crown wrote: »

I used to give this speech when new people joined the guild. People got upset a bit too often..

1. I am the leader thy Crown, and thou shalt have no other crown before me.
2. Honour thy Crown and obey his commands.
3. Thou shalt do what they Crown tells thee, when thou art told to do it, and in the manner that thou art told.
4. Thou shalt always have a minimum of 10 stone trebs, 6 meatbags, 6 oil, 2 rams, and one stack each of wall and stone repair kits on thee at all times.
5. Thou shalt always have a minimum of two stacks of tri-pots, immovable/detect pots, and cheap pots on thee at all times.
6. Though shalt share with thine scrub brothers and sisters who have forgotten the above listed inventories, and thou shalt call them out for being scrubs in guild chat.
7. When siege is called for, thou shalt drop at minimum two of the kind being used. Shouldst thou drop three and manage them well, though shalt be considered an elite siege meister. If thou doth not drop siege as thou art purging or healing thy brothers and sisters who are incapable of avoiding counter siege, thou shalt have siege repair kits and use them in between purging and healing.
8. Thou shalt cast thine proxies when commanded by thy Crown, and not an instant before.
Shouldst thou reveal us by miscasting while we are in stealth, though shalt be compared to the dung of a donkey.
9. Thou shalt have a min/maxed build for performing as well as possible in the PvPs. Shouldt thou deviate from the min/maxed build, thou shalt justify thy actions and either educate thy brothers and sisters on thy genius theory crafting or be ridiculed and revert to the min/maxed build that was developed for thee.
10. When the @Zavus has been killed, thou shalt teabag him until such time as he revives in another place or thou hast been otherwise commanded by thy Crown.

Obey these commandments and thou shalt make the points. Deviate in the slightest from these commandments, and thou shalt be kicked from Crown's group forthright.

Bro legit lol!

Ixtyr

Rule #1: Kill things.

Rule #2: Don't die.

Rule #3: Follow orders, even if they're wrong.

Rule #4: Teabag your enemies before they teabag you.

Rule #5: If you're not trolling Zone Chat, you're doing it wrong.

#ChuckNorrisGloryZerg
#TrumpDaniel2016
#MakeAmericaBlazeAgain

RDMyers65b14_ESO

If a group requires TS and you don't want to use it, join their group anyways. They won't notice.

It doesn't matter if you are racing to save a keep and stop to pick up wormwood. A few seconds won't make a difference.

People with the crown are just egotists. Don't have to listen to them. They don't know the game any better than you.

It is perfectly fine to go afk reading your map as you stand in front of the last emp keep. The enemy will just ignore you.

When talking in zone, it is perfectly fine to insult /degrade /humiliate the rest of the players. It's just a game and words never hurt. No one has ever been upset by words.

Sheezabeast

Hahaha don't forget the classic "Don't chase the Sorc" and the updated "Don't chase the NB"

Ooh and "Don't res anyone"

Morozov

Crown wrote: »

I used to give this speech when new people joined the guild. People got upset a bit too often..

1. I am the leader thy Crown, and thou shalt have no other crown before me.
2. Honour thy Crown and obey his commands.
3. Thou shalt do what they Crown tells thee, when thou art told to do it, and in the manner that thou art told.
4. Thou shalt always have a minimum of 10 stone trebs, 6 meatbags, 6 oil, 2 rams, and one stack each of wall and stone repair kits on thee at all times.
5. Thou shalt always have a minimum of two stacks of tri-pots, immovable/detect pots, and cheap pots on thee at all times.
6. Though shalt share with thine scrub brothers and sisters who have forgotten the above listed inventories, and thou shalt call them out for being scrubs in guild chat.
7. When siege is called for, thou shalt drop at minimum two of the kind being used. Shouldst thou drop three and manage them well, though shalt be considered an elite siege meister. If thou doth not drop siege as thou art purging or healing thy brothers and sisters who are incapable of avoiding counter siege, thou shalt have siege repair kits and use them in between purging and healing.
8. Thou shalt cast thine proxies when commanded by thy Crown, and not an instant before.
Shouldst thou reveal us by miscasting while we are in stealth, though shalt be compared to the dung of a donkey.
9. Thou shalt have a min/maxed build for performing as well as possible in the PvPs. Shouldt thou deviate from the min/maxed build, thou shalt justify thy actions and either educate thy brothers and sisters on thy genius theory crafting or be ridiculed and revert to the min/maxed build that was developed for thee.
10. When the @Zavus has been killed, thou shalt teabag him until such time as he revives in another place or thou hast been otherwise commanded by thy Crown.

Obey these commandments and thou shalt make the points. Deviate in the slightest from these commandments, and thou shalt be kicked from Crown's group forthright.

I'm still walking around with my rosary beads outside of game murmering this to myself now 2 years later. Thanks @Crown

Ghostbane

When attacking a group with an obvious tank, everyone should focus them as they obviously are the biggest threat.

ChrisXO

If you see someone dropping siege, help them out! Siege hits harder the more people are stealthed around it, so hide nearby and give them that sweet sweet stealth buff.

Airyus

We forgot about ground oils. They are, and always will be, a thing.

AverageJo3Gam3r

If you are stealthing and get detected by the enemy Zerg, you must immediately run to your stealthed teammates to ensure they are detected as well.

Gol Barr

so yea # (pound) hate *** @ Zavus

Gol Barr

sorry soul ***

PhatGrimReaper

1) Potato
2)Potato
3)Potato
4)Pick Columbine
5)Potato

yodased

You all forgot the slowest, heavy armor wearing templar with 400 stam regen must run all scrolls from enemy scroll temples to interior home keeps.

Lexxypwns

PhatGrimReaper wrote: »

1) Potato
2)Potato
3)Potato
4)Pick Columbine
5)Potato

actually, 1 2 3 and 5 should be pick columbine and 4 should be potato, I think

PhatGrimReaper

Lexxypwns wrote: »

PhatGrimReaper wrote: »

1) Potato
2)Potato
3)Potato
4)Pick Columbine
5)Potato

actually, 1 2 3 and 5 should be pick columbine and 4 should be potato, I think

clearly you don't zerk brah

Junipus

yodased wrote: »

You all forgot the slowest, heavy armor wearing templar with 400 stam regen must run all scrolls from enemy scroll temples to interior home keeps.

You mean

'If you're new to PvP and have no idea what you're doing, follow a raid to the scroll temple and pick up the scroll first. Then wander around and ask in zone what you should do'

and

'Always make sure when logging in to stay in the home safe area and zone commander with the map'

Millerman34n

Rule #43 of pvp if your group of 20 plus comes apon a solo player all Templars must spam Jesus beam on him even if he is full health, because you it looks bad ass while your nightblades are spambushing him!

Humphie

dap_robertb16_ESO wrote: »

yodased wrote: »

You all forgot the slowest, heavy armor wearing templar with 400 stam regen must run all scrolls from enemy scroll temples to interior home keeps.

You mean

'If you're new to PvP and have no idea what you're doing, follow a raid to the scroll temple and pick up the scroll first. Then wander around and ask in zone what you should do'

and

'Always make sure when logging in to stay in the home safe area and zone commander with the map'

Even if you are not new, you just take the scroll and jump into lava with it! Don't want to name and shame here...but I heared some blueberry sorc did that.

Millerman34n

Rule #403 of pvp every Alliance but yours has no skill and zergs!

Blobsky

1. Rams are for walls. Rams are stronk
2. Maingates are for men. Men don't need siege, we can stare maingates down
3. Oil bath is fun. Enjoy the oil
4. If are a group of 15+ and you see a solo player, zerg him down to play it safe
5. As in 4, if the player runs, chase until the man is down
6. As in 4 and 5, Teabag that player after
7. Res as many pugs as possible if you are a pug. Never res the good players.
8. Crown emps between 3 and 7am. Best way
9. If Brk, Arrius and Chalman are available, zerg it until the server lags, then zerg it more
10. Spambush

Izanagi.Xiiib16_ESO

11) There are never more than 12 on ts.
12) Only enemies run away. When 'you' do it it's called 'disengaging'.
13) The other factions only ever attack yours.
14) Lag doesn't exist for the other faction only yours.
15) If you die accidentally (like an idiot) always blame fall damage or lag even if neither are present.

Kelleton

Ghostbane wrote: »

Rylana wrote: »

6. No one uses Teamspeak, that is only for plebs that want to make fart jokes.

QFT.

Actually it is to argue who would be able to pee farthest...

heystreethawk

SHOULD YE BE RUNNING SOLO:

* Find an enemy keep that is under siege by the third faction, to ensure you have absolutely no stake in what is about to transpire

* Stalk the periphery of this third party siege line for a spell; not in stealth, but visible and periodically recasting vigor on yourself, so thine foes might cast their eyes upon yonder distance and reckon with the fact that something annoying is about to transpire

* Smack whomever is on the outer edge of the siege line, retreat to nearest Exercise Boulder, run laps around it yelling WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP like a cartoon animal, and hold your sword up to the heavens on cooldown so God can see how strong you are

* Should the three people chasing you remember to run in an opposite path around the Exercise Boulder and secure your demise, purge off your respawn debuff by cussin' it up about AOE CAPS!!! on your stream, or in a whisper to whomever is least likely to respond by asking you the following question:

"...do you have any AOE on your bar to even cap?"

Of course you do: Leap is on both of your bars. You mutter something about ball groups and chug directly from a carton of milk. You feel yourself growing stronger every day.

Satiar

If in a group, the only reason you died is because you were triple-sniped with camo hunter cheese while being rubberbanded by a meteor into fall damage and somehow a load screen.