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Chuck Norris PVP -- Battle at ROE on 8/24

CN_Daniel
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I probably get 20 pst a day about 'oh we have video of you creating the lag' or 'are you proud of your lag-switch' or blah blah blah. It's comical at best, delusional would probably be more appropriate... The video ends with us trying to bomb an ad group, nothing working and as we enter the keep we see there's already 20-30 banana stacked onto the front flag like sardines. We did die after the video ends after about 20-30min of lag fighting.

This is the first video we've ever released. I hope you enjoy. The purpose is to only show how bad we are at using our 'lag-switch' LOL


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW3_selATLE&feature=youtu.be
  • Eirella
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  • CN_Daniel
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    My lag switch totally saved your butts on that door stack :-)


    Looking back at the video, that moment we're all stealth-ed with blue hands (stuck proxy) is pretty cool looking.


    I see more banana there than you 17 (in terms of numbers) was that another guild or just puggys?

    I thought you guys were the horde that only ran with 3+ full groups (LOL sarcastic)
  • CN_Daniel
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    OMG LOL I love it! HAHAHA


    "As soon as I killed Wizard Daniel the lag stopped" HAHAAHA

    Please don't remove any of this for naming or shaming, I am Wizard Daniel and I totally approve!




    It's nice to see this from both sides. Notice how our lag switch involved us repairing doors... Pay no attention to the "10 more just arrived, there's another 25" from my video that coincided perfectly with the ping going to 300 then 600 then.....blah.
  • Eirella
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    Hehe, yep we run 60+ every night. Definitely :P. Nah, it's only 3 nights a week when we run in large numbers, every other night we run less, and a lot of times I just solo. As to who the other AD were besides us there, I'm not sure!

    And LOL, I didn't even notice that lag comment. Sorry. xD
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  • Nahz
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    My favorite part was hearing Tim's bird in the background :p
    Edited by Nahz on August 26, 2015 8:56PM
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  • CN_Daniel
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    You're good Jinxy. It actually helps illustrate my point. We totally lag switched y'all!
  • Winnamine
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    Good lord. CN vs TKO :weary:
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  • manny254
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    Winnamine wrote: »
    Good lord. CN vs TKO :weary:

    godzilla-vs-mechagodzilla.jpg?w=910&h=512&crop=1
    - Mojican
  • Minno
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    I disapprove of the lack of "crit-potion" sounds coming from crown's mic lol
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  •  Jules
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    Winnamine wrote: »
    Good lord. CN vs TKO :weary:

    lolll
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  • Zavus
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    Jules wrote: »
    Winnamine wrote: »
    Good lord. CN vs TKO :weary:

    lolll

    LUL

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  • Gol Barr
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    i was there but really.... a *** ton of ad as well
  • DisgracefulMind
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    Zavus wrote: »
    Jules wrote: »
    Winnamine wrote: »
    Good lord. CN vs TKO :weary:

    lolll

    LUL

    -METH

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  • Corinze
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    NPK Daniel thanks for sharing the video, the lag was pretty stupid, 500-600 ping for me. To bad you did not have the last 10 minutes or so with you guys stacking the flags. You were pretty much out numbered 4 to 1 and lasted a long time. We were stacking 20k shields with low level toons, I can't imagine what you guys had. Damage did catch up with you guys, lol.

    ESO deserves to give us credit for all the siege that was put down and could not be used, it would just sit there and no one could interact with them, so they just fell apart after time.
  • Eglath
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    Daniel saying he's not lagging the server, world is coming to the end...
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  • Kobaal
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    You should have seen Ash Mine yesterday evening when we arrived...

    Here is an artist rendering:

    meteor-showers_large,0.jpg

    If you meteor spam us, we will retaliate.
    Edited by Kobaal on August 27, 2015 4:06PM
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  • Sallington
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    Kobaal wrote: »
    You should have seen Ash Mine yesterday evening when we arrived...

    Here is an artist rendering:

    meteor-showers_large,0.jpg

    If you meteor spam us, we will retaliate.



    That one got me to exhale through my nose pretty forcefully.
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  • CN_Daniel
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    Corinze wrote: »
    NPK Daniel thanks for sharing the video, the lag was pretty stupid, 500-600 ping for me. To bad you did not have the last 10 minutes or so with you guys stacking the flags. You were pretty much out numbered 4 to 1 and lasted a long time. We were stacking 20k shields with low level toons, I can't imagine what you guys had. Damage did catch up with you guys, lol.

    ESO deserves to give us credit for all the siege that was put down and could not be used, it would just sit there and no one could interact with them, so they just fell apart after time.

    The video Jinxy linked is the 'lag battle' part of the same fight, except from the AD perspective.

    I just wanted to show the entire fight, from our perspective, leading up to the lag. Our wall repair lag trick is just soooo strong I thought everyone should know how :--) (sarcastic).
  • CN_Daniel
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    Zavus wrote: »
    Jules wrote: »
    Winnamine wrote: »
    Good lord. CN vs TKO :weary:

    lolll

    LUL

    -METH


    You know just like I do there have been days we beat you guys over and over again. Now, I will admit that's not the case 95% of the days, but we're working on it... I see a lot of other DC guilds afraid to fight you guys heads up or when you're camping chalamo with Emp. And you guys are by far (far far) the best guild in the game. I'd rather lose to best that win against others.

    There are only (estimate) 4-5 guilds in the whole game that beat us the majority of the time when even numbers. I'll take that.
  • CN_Daniel
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    Winnamine wrote: »
    Good lord. CN vs TKO :weary:

    Your team is also one of the best in the game. But the fights that preceded Roe included us wiping your group twice...

    I didn't include them out of respect ma'am.

    That was us at Nikel right before :-)
  • Lunamarie
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    I was there at Roebeck. That's half an hour or my life that could have been better spent mowing the lawn or something.

    I'm also pretty sure there wasn't a Deci group all night so you should check your facts before sprouting backhanded commentary like that =p.
  • FireCowCommando
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    D= i really dislike playing as a blob.

    Things done well:
    1. stacking as a group
    2. everyone pressing proxy before jumping in
    3. Your dps pressing tornado/impulse when they crawl over players
    4. Your healers spamming heal

    Things i didnt see:
    1. Individual play style or ability
    2. A group as organized as yours (1-4 above)

    Not to criticize you, i just cant play that way anymore. It really does make people want to quit when encountering it, the only way to combat the blob is to have an organized blob yourself, granted the one you bring can be smaller, but you still need an organized group.

    Its discouraging being put in a position where the opposition rolls over solo/small group players as a Blob. If you dont have a pocket blob, its required to get 2-3x their force (of solo/small group) to win. The server does not always survive this arms race.

    I just prefer a meta without blobs, where "skilled" group play doesn't revolve around synchronized proxy detonation followed by a complex combination of the forward key and your AoE ability.
  • Draxys
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    Kobaal wrote: »
    You should have seen Ash Mine yesterday evening when we arrived...

    Here is an artist rendering:

    meteor-showers_large,0.jpg

    If you meteor spam us, we will retaliate.

    Then you need to better discern when meteor spam is happening and who is doing it. I have seen Daniels group in recent weeks meteor spam our group when we don't even run it (maybe one or two people on an off bar at best) and tko is not around.
    2013

    rip decibel
  • Kobaal
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    Draxys wrote: »
    Kobaal wrote: »
    You should have seen Ash Mine yesterday evening when we arrived...

    Here is an artist rendering:

    meteor-showers_large,0.jpg

    If you meteor spam us, we will retaliate.

    Then you need to better discern when meteor spam is happening and who is doing it. I have seen Daniels group in recent weeks meteor spam our group when we don't even run it (maybe one or two people on an off bar at best) and tko is not around.

    tumblr_lbsyz2fngl1qa91pfo1_500.jpg
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  • aco5712
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    plis cap grup @ 12 and mak dis blobs split up
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  • Draxys
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    Kobaal wrote: »
    Draxys wrote: »
    Kobaal wrote: »
    You should have seen Ash Mine yesterday evening when we arrived...

    Here is an artist rendering:

    meteor-showers_large,0.jpg

    If you meteor spam us, we will retaliate.

    Then you need to better discern when meteor spam is happening and who is doing it. I have seen Daniels group in recent weeks meteor spam our group when we don't even run it (maybe one or two people on an off bar at best) and tko is not around.

    tumblr_lbsyz2fngl1qa91pfo1_500.jpg

    riveting*
    2013

    rip decibel
  • Winnamine
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    NPK Daniel wrote: »
    Winnamine wrote: »
    Good lord. CN vs TKO :weary:

    Your team is also one of the best in the game. But the fights that preceded Roe included us wiping your group twice...

    I didn't include them out of respect ma'am.

    That was us at Nikel right before :-)

    When was this? Deci hasn't had a group in a few days now.
    Regardless, you've gotten us now and then, I don't deny it, it happens ;)
    OTOH, at the risk of sounding exactly like WRX, gvg us bro?
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  • Kobaal
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    Draxys wrote: »
    Kobaal wrote: »
    Draxys wrote: »
    Kobaal wrote: »
    You should have seen Ash Mine yesterday evening when we arrived...

    Here is an artist rendering:

    meteor-showers_large,0.jpg

    If you meteor spam us, we will retaliate.

    Then you need to better discern when meteor spam is happening and who is doing it. I have seen Daniels group in recent weeks meteor spam our group when we don't even run it (maybe one or two people on an off bar at best) and tko is not around.

    tumblr_lbsyz2fngl1qa91pfo1_500.jpg

    riveting*

    Thanks. You can never trust memes found on google.
    Edited by Kobaal on August 27, 2015 11:31PM
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  • Kupoking
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    Wizard Daniel wispers you : WHO THE HELL IS YOUR GROUP LEADER?
    AD dude : Fuzzy nuts
    Wizard Daniel wispers you : JUST /w FUSSY NUTS IT SAYS HES NOT ONLINE!

    lol *** ***.
    Edited by Kupoking on August 28, 2015 2:01AM
  • JDar
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    Winnamine wrote: »
    Good lord. CN vs TKO :weary:

    A real heavyweight fight. Note: that's not a compliment. Welterweight and bantamweight fights are much better!
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