Who wants my stuff?

Pmarsico9

Sphinx2318 wrote: »

@Pmarsico9,

Don't quit son. PM me in game and I will take some time to get you on track and feeling good again. I almost quit myself last week but was able to finally get a grasp on some things. Give me ten minutes before you make a decision that is irreversible. My forum tag is my in game @handle (NA server). Hope to hear from ya and hope I can change your mind.

I appreciate your offer. But I won't be doing that.

TehMagnus

NVm, it's NA.

YOu won't get my sonnet then.

Nightscar

I got one for you OP

Quit your bitchen
Go back to your head shottin
Don't let the door hit ya
Where the good lord split ya!

drkeys143

yodased wrote: »

Ya'll have no respect for what a sonnet is:

Let me ease the trouble in your mind
This 1.6 patch it will confuse
Which makes your happiness hard to find,
Your items if given I will completely use.
The gold, the materials et al.
Will cause this yoda to quite happy;
Giving your items, a feat not small
Writing poetry is not my thing, sort of sappy
I haven't crafted as I should so my bags are bare
Too much PvP has left my wallet empty,
You are a good person, with items to share
With your mats and money I have goods aplenty:
You asked for a sonnet and I have delivered
So give me your things, so I can be a master wizard.

14 lines, a-b rhyme sometimes in iambic pentameter. Didn't you pay attention in english class? Sheesh

Ah, Google is such a wonderful thing is it not?
Or was it Wikipedia?

Pmarsico9

EQBallzz wrote: »

How do I XP?

How do I XP? Let me count the ways.
I love thee from the start to champ and vet
My character needs it to compete I bet.
For PvP or Trials and dungeons and more
I need that XP to pass through the progression door.
I need more crit or to gallop without stamina
What ZOS did to XP gain is an anathema.
Millions of points of XP do I need
But ZOS has nerfed all the ways and now I'm quite peeved.
If you still have your Gold and Silver then good for you
But when it runs out you will be pissed too.
If you have no quests and grinding is a chore
How are you to progress without it being a bore?
I will probably continue like this for a while
But my love of XP in this game could go out of style.


Sonnet horribly ripped off from Elizabeth Barrett Browning's "How do I Love Thee?"

Not bad, but you sort of mangled it. Sonnets are 14 lines. Most are in iambic pentameter.

yodased

@drkeys143 You know what I just googled: sanctimonious

tinythinker

This isn't an entry, but something for the mod who locks this as a goodbye thread if that should happen...

Those that wouldst leave us
We surely expect
Have certain reasons
Which we respect

We wish you the best
But with that said
Our policy demands
That I closeth this thread

(Not a true "sonnet" but fits the purpose.)

EQBallzz

Pmarsico9 wrote: »

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EQBallzz wrote: »

How do I XP?

How do I XP? Let me count the ways.
I love thee from the start to champ and vet
My character needs it to compete I bet.
For PvP or Trials and dungeons and more
I need that XP to pass through the progression door.
I need more crit or to gallop without stamina
What ZOS did to XP gain is an anathema.
Millions of points of XP do I need
But ZOS has nerfed all the ways and now I'm quite peeved.
If you still have your Gold and Silver then good for you
But when it runs out you will be pissed too.
If you have no quests and grinding is a chore
How are you to progress without it being a bore?
I will probably continue like this for a while
But my love of XP in this game could go out of style.


Sonnet horribly ripped off from Elizabeth Barrett Browning's "How do I Love Thee?"

Not bad, but you sort of mangled it. Sonnets are 14 lines. Most are in iambic pentameter.

I did say it was horribly ripped off. Also, I don't doubt that it was mangled since I have no clue what iambic pentameter is.

Panda244

I cannot express thee sorrow that ye feel.
Seems to me that thee been sold.
Departing ESO must be a most hard ordeal.
What about thy friends, and thy gold.
Thou can't leave without thine zeal.
It shalt not prosper with no hands to hold.
Perchance we can make thou a deal.
Two pieces of silver for one so bold.
Methinks that be fair for one such appeal.
If not then thou shall be scold.
For Panda doth not rhyme in such the leal.
Unless it truly be thine in the behold.
Alas this one's brain is pained and he may squeal.
Prithee good sir, give Panda thou doth told.

Mine brain be hurt and mine pride be wounded but thou shall hope thineself be true to thine word and gift Panda thy rightful gold!

kongkim

@kongkim <-- send some to me.

drkeys143

yodased wrote: »

@drkeys143 You know what I just googled: sanctimonious

Ah right yes Someone else who can't take a joke from a friend shame

ZOS_GaryA

We understand and respect that sometimes people will leave The Elder Scrolls Online community. @Pmarsico9 , we're closing this thread now per our Code of Conduct policy on quitting/goodbye threads, but we wish you the very best.