Who wants my stuff?

Pmarsico9

I am not going to be playing again because I can't even sift through the nonsense of this patch and I'd rather not have to relearn everything about this game. I have about 150K gold and a good amount of mats.

I ask that you present your argument as to why I should give you my stuff in a sonnet. Best sonnet wins.

Weberda

You better state outright that this is a poetry thread and not a good bye thread.

Theosis

I want it because reasons!

The best argument I have is that I am going to continue to play and you are moving on.

Likely for you is that you just are not having fun anymore. I still am for now. Sad to see a fellow gamer leave. Happy trails.

Panda244

@Pmarsico9 Well you see. My computer recently broke, and I've never had a lot of mats to begin with, so, on account of the extinct species of Pandaroos. I hereby ask that you declare me your very own, personal Panda, and supply me with the materials to remake and/or tweak my 1.5 builds to be able to compete in 1.6 PvP once I get my new computer today or tomorrow.

For if I can somehow achieve the feat of Emperor once again, you shalt not need to come play ESO again @Pmarsico9 my brother. For I will reign in your name, and instill fear in the hearts of men, women, children, and Daedra alike.

Also. /Kowtow

P.S. Please!

Warraxx

Roses are red, violets are blue
You have some nice stuff,
and soon i will too.



@Warraxx

Zorvan

I came back for the free crowns
No more payments to these clowns
I shall carry your items with honor and pride
As I watch their console hopes slide
But I shall still play, for free as I say
Until the servers shut down in a dismal display.

Majic

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Give me your stuff
NAOW, thank you.

AlnilamE

Pmarsico9 wrote: »

I am not going to be playing again because I can't even sift through the nonsense of this patch and I'd rather not have to relearn everything about this game. I have about 150K gold and a good amount of mats.

I ask that you present your argument as to why I should give you my stuff in a sonnet. Best sonnet wins.

You really should give yourself some time to get used to the patch. It's actually a lot of fun IMO.

You should also state what server you are on if you are offering stuff to people.

Atreyu

first day of playing without touching the PTS and coming from months of inactivity I was quite lost and almost ragequitted.

Now it's all back to being fine , and I know everything I need to know. Just keep at it if you like the game, or leave if you actually don't.

Brizz

I'm not the best poet, especially this early in the day
But I'll give it a go, now what could I say...

I have toiled and frolicked and adventured and plundered
Only one thing remains that has left me bewildered

You see, I spoil my alternate characters with equipment and gear
From level 1 to v14, stuff that will last them through the years

I'm afraid to look at my bank because I know that it's sad
Those stacks of materials seemed endless, but alas things are bad

If only I farmed more instead of spending all my time in Cyrodiil
but now I'm alone crying on this sad, lonely hill

Maybe one day I will recover my treasure
Until then, I'll leave this poem here for good measure

Panda244

Zorvan wrote: »

I came back for the free crowns
No more payments to these clowns
I shall carry your items with honor and pride
As I watch their console hopes slide
But I shall still play, for free as I say
Until the servers shut down in a dismal display.

I didn't write it out in a sonnet because screw that, but this is the best one so far. Hands down. If you don't give me your stuff give it to this guy, and vice versa!

Roechacca

Fare Thee Well Nobel Warrior ...

yodased

Ya'll have no respect for what a sonnet is:

Let me ease the trouble in your mind
This 1.6 patch it will confuse
Which makes your happiness hard to find,
Your items if given I will completely use.
The gold, the materials et al.
Will cause this yoda to quite happy;
Giving your items, a feat not small
Writing poetry is not my thing, sort of sappy
I haven't crafted as I should so my bags are bare
Too much PvP has left my wallet empty,
You are a good person, with items to share
With your mats and money I have goods aplenty:
You asked for a sonnet and I have delivered
So give me your things, so I can be a master wizard.

14 lines, a-b rhyme sometimes in iambic pentameter. Didn't you pay attention in english class? Sheesh

Sphinx2318

@Pmarsico9,

Don't quit son. PM me in game and I will take some time to get you on track and feeling good again. I almost quit myself last week but was able to finally get a grasp on some things. Give me ten minutes before you make a decision that is irreversible. My forum tag is my in game @handle (NA server). Hope to hear from ya and hope I can change your mind.

SantieClaws

Khajiiti haiku do?

Gold and shinies
In sunshine of spring
Kitty goes puuurrrr

Also this one is on EU server but is guessing you are probably not. So farewell and have fun wherever you go traveller.

Panda244

yodased wrote: »

Ya'll have no respect for what a sonnet is:

Let me ease the trouble in your mind
This 1.6 patch it will confuse
Which makes your happiness hard to find,
Your items if given I will completely use.
The gold, the materials et al.
Will cause this yoda to quite happy;
Giving your items, a feat not small
Writing poetry is not my thing, sort of sappy
I haven't crafted as I should so my bags are bare
Too much PvP has left my wallet empty,
You are a good person, with items to share
With your mats and money I have goods aplenty:
You asked for a sonnet and I have delivered
So give me your things, so I can be a master wizard.

14 lines, a-b rhyme sometimes in iambic pentameter. Didn't you pay attention in english class? Sheesh

@yodased we'll split the mats 40/60 in your favor?!

thesongoftimeb14_ESO

Instead of giving you reasons to give it to me, I would rather give you a few suggestions. Instead of giving it away, why not just let it sit there? Its not going to go anywhere, and someday you might decide to come back. What if you find out you have a niece, or nephew who want to play? You might let them use your account. There are hundreds of possibilities that could change in your life, and how often does it happen when you ask yourself, why didn't I hold on to that instead of throwing it away?

Pmarsico9

AlnilamE wrote: »

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Pmarsico9 wrote: »

I am not going to be playing again because I can't even sift through the nonsense of this patch and I'd rather not have to relearn everything about this game. I have about 150K gold and a good amount of mats.

I ask that you present your argument as to why I should give you my stuff in a sonnet. Best sonnet wins.

You really should give yourself some time to get used to the patch. It's actually a lot of fun IMO.

You should also state what server you are on if you are offering stuff to people.

A) Subjective, I don't find it fun at all.
I'll have free crowns to buy whatever I need if I decide to return (probably won't, I've got a kid on the way.)
C) I'm on NA Server.

Tandor

If you're currently unhappy with the game then just move on. No need to give stuff away, uninstall the game or do anything else drastic. You'll want it all available when you come back, as you assuredly will - it's that kind of game, underlying all the angst shown on the boards is a deep love for the game. Moreover, the B2P model will make it a lot easier for people to return.

drzycki_ESO

Alas poor Pmarsico9
Makes a goodbye post that's not actually a whine
There's too much to learn
So his bridges he'll burn
He has better things to do with his time

Pmarsico9 I hope you will see
There is no better recipient than me
To inherit your treasures
That I'll cherish beyond measures
I hope you'll consider my plea


Ok...not a sonnet but this was the best I could do on short notice.

Pmarsico9

Zorvan wrote: »

I came back for the free crowns
No more payments to these clowns
I shall carry your items with honor and pride
As I watch their console hopes slide
But I shall still play, for free as I say
Until the servers shut down in a dismal display.

Not a sonnet, but very good!

And this is not a goodbye thread. This is a poetry thread.

Armitas

A poem for the OP penned in the Troll Quatrain

____________~~~~:::::::: Ode to de OP :::::::~~~~________________
Give me all your goods Neeeewb
Gimme gimme gimme Noooob
Sonnets are for casuals Rawwrrr
I can haz your stuffs...Meoooow?

Did I win?

Pmarsico9

Brizz wrote: »

I'm not the best poet, especially this early in the day
But I'll give it a go, now what could I say...

I have toiled and frolicked and adventured and plundered
Only one thing remains that has left me bewildered

You see, I spoil my alternate characters with equipment and gear
From level 1 to v14, stuff that will last them through the years

I'm afraid to look at my bank because I know that it's sad
Those stacks of materials seemed endless, but alas things are bad

If only I farmed more instead of spending all my time in Cyrodiil
but now I'm alone crying on this sad, lonely hill

Maybe one day I will recover my treasure
Until then, I'll leave this poem here for good measure

Also good, but not a sonnet!

Knootewoot

I want you to give it to a good cause. Donate all gold to the beggars in Glenumbra.

Pmarsico9

yodased wrote: »

Ya'll have no respect for what a sonnet is:

Let me ease the trouble in your mind
This 1.6 patch it will confuse
Which makes your happiness hard to find,
Your items if given I will completely use.
The gold, the materials et al.
Will cause this yoda to quite happy;
Giving your items, a feat not small
Writing poetry is not my thing, sort of sappy
I haven't crafted as I should so my bags are bare
Too much PvP has left my wallet empty,
You are a good person, with items to share
With your mats and money I have goods aplenty:
You asked for a sonnet and I have delivered
So give me your things, so I can be a master wizard.

14 lines, a-b rhyme sometimes in iambic pentameter. Didn't you pay attention in english class? Sheesh

So far he/she is in the lead. I'll be announcing the winner later today because I want everybody to have a shot at figuring out what a Sonnet is. I'm EST so figure around 7PM tonight I'll announce the winner and commence with the transfer on my final login.

Crowzer

Look a those beggars.

EQBallzz

How do I XP?

How do I XP? Let me count the ways.
I love thee from the start to champ and vet
My character needs it to compete I bet.
For PvP or Trials and dungeons and more
I need that XP to pass through the progression door.
I need more crit or to gallop without stamina
What ZOS did to XP gain is an anathema.
Millions of points of XP do I need
But ZOS has nerfed all the ways and now I'm quite peeved.
If you still have your Gold and Silver then good for you
But when it runs out you will be pissed too.
If you have no quests and grinding is a chore
How are you to progress without it being a bore?
I will probably continue like this for a while
But my love of XP in this game could go out of style.


Sonnet horribly ripped off from Elizabeth Barrett Browning's "How do I Love Thee?"

Pmarsico9

Crowzer wrote: »

Look a those beggars.

They are providing a service, poetry. If you don't appreciate it, you don't understand compensation for art.

Moonshadow66

Pmarsico9 wrote: »

I am not going to be playing again because I can't even sift through the nonsense of this patch and I'd rather not have to relearn everything about this game. I have about 150K gold and a good amount of mats.

I ask that you present your argument as to why I should give you my stuff in a sonnet. Best sonnet wins.

You should keep your things.
Soon you'll be able to play the game as if it has always been like this, it's not that much to relearn, really.

I think the Justice System adds a new thrill to the game; it's much more fun than ever before. And with the Champion System, even a full VR14 has now the chance to gain something instead of nothing at all. And since the CP are account wide, it's even better. What concerns some changed skills, I think it's not that much of a difference.

On my end, it's the endless loading screens that keep me from actually playing (not more than half an hour nonstop, but only if I don't zone etc., until it crashes), but, not even I have given up yet, I haven't lost my faith in the devs yet to solve the current bugs and issues.

Someday, you might regret that you've given your things away; you should reconsider this decision.

Pmarsico9

thesongoftimeb14_ESO wrote: »

Instead of giving you reasons to give it to me, I would rather give you a few suggestions. Instead of giving it away, why not just let it sit there? Its not going to go anywhere, and someday you might decide to come back. What if you find out you have a niece, or nephew who want to play? You might let them use your account. There are hundreds of possibilities that could change in your life, and how often does it happen when you ask yourself, why didn't I hold on to that instead of throwing it away?

Because I have a child on the way and by the time I get time to play again, I have major doubts that this game will even exist.

Vaerth

I am new here and it would certainly give me a good boost to starting out!

@Vaerth