The Jason Leavey Hair Appreciation Thread.
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adean27✭✭✭wenxue2222b16_ESO wrote: »Jason Leavey's hair needs no downtime for maintainence
That's because Jason Leavey's hair doesn't need maintenance. It rises perfectly formed each morning.1 -
Istyar✭✭✭who is Jason Leavey? LOLIstyar ~ Sorcerer - Aldmeri Dominion - Savior of Nirn - Hero of Tamriel
Istyar, the old sorcerer from Summerset Isles, Master of the Old Ways of the Psjiic Order and Grand Master of the Illusion and Mysticism Divison of Aldmeri Dominion Army.
Check the UESP and learn more about TES universe: https://www.uesp.net/wiki/Main_Page2 -
adean27✭✭✭Start at the beginning of the thread, all your answers can be found there, thank you for your interest in worshipping at the shrine of Jason Leavey's Hair.
In the name of the hair, go in peace.2 -
Nazon_Katts✭✭✭✭✭Let the Jason in, it's the age of Leavey'r'us!"You've probably figured that out by now. Let's hope so. Or we're in real trouble... and out come the intestines. And I skip rope with them!"2 -
adean27✭✭✭Nazon_Katts wrote: »Let the Jason in, it's the age of Leavey'r'us!
Hahaha, preach it! Amen!1 -
adean27✭✭✭He still looks like George Michael. It's not a bad look. Just used.
I disagree, George Michael had the feathered hair look. Completely different setup. Feathering gives you that floppy brushes back appearance.
Trying to categorize the holy hair is blasphemy on it's own. You shall be smited.2 -
SantieClaws✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭You know it would be really good if the hair could make an appearance on the next twitch community thing? Or give the hair it's own show even? Just a twitch stream of four or five hours of mesmerising Jason Leavey's hair.Shunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
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yiasemi✭✭✭✭wenxue2222b16_ESO wrote: »You know it would be really good if the hair could make an appearance on the next twitch community thing? Or give the hair it's own show even? Just a twitch stream of four or five hours of mesmerising Jason Leavey's hair.
I'd pay for that. Wait. I already pay. Show us slave!1 -
adean27✭✭✭wenxue2222b16_ESO wrote: »You know it would be really good if the hair could make an appearance on the next twitch community thing? Or give the hair it's own show even? Just a twitch stream of four or five hours of mesmerising Jason Leavey's hair.
I think you might be on to something. A new segment on the Twitch show, The Jason Leavey's Hair segment, just a few minutes of his hair doing various things.
I think the response would be like this:
Edited by adean27 on October 6, 2014 2:38PM2 -
Tonnopesce✭✭✭✭✭
✭Why there are so many admin post in this thread? This guy hair has more attection then the game...... sadSignature4 -
adean27✭✭✭Tonnopesceb16_ESO wrote: »Why there are so many admin post in this thread? This guy hair has more attection then the game...... sad
His hair is the game. Without it nothing would exist, by it's will we are given life.Edited by adean27 on October 6, 2014 2:44PM1 -
Greatfellow✭✭✭Tonnopesceb16_ESO wrote: »Why there are so many admin post in this thread? This guy hair has more attection then the game...... sad
At the end of time, when all our words are read again for the last time, you will burst into flame. Hey, it's not me saying this, it's right here in the Book of Leavey's Hair.3 -
Tonnopesce✭✭✭✭✭
✭Sorry i don't belive in this i'm actually one of those who has reconnaised the great Nick konkle as lord and saivior. It is not space in tamriel for bothSignature0 -
Neizir✭✭✭✭✭When Jason Leavey does /pushups, he doesn't push himself up. His hair pushes the Earth down.Neizir Stormstrider
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OrangeTheCat✭✭✭✭✭
✭In the beginning, God created The Hair and it was Good...
The true genesis of Nirn.1 -
Greatfellow✭✭✭Tonnopesceb16_ESO wrote: »Sorry i don't belive in this i'm actually one of those who has reconnaised the great Nick konkle as lord and saivior. It is not space in tamriel for both
Nick Konkle is Jason Leavey's hairdresser. So he isn't going to burst into flame at the end of time, like somebody we know but won't name, tonnopesceb16_ESO. (Oops, sorry, that was a typo, not your name.)2 -
MorHawk✭✭✭✭✭The soundtrack to ESO is just a recording of Jason Leavey running his fingers through his hair.
This post wins the thread, right here. The prophet of Leavey hath spoken! Hear, o ye mortals, and tremble.I can count to potato.
WWJLHD?Hypertionb14_ESO wrote: »another topic that cant see past its own farts.1 -
adean27✭✭✭OrangeTheCat wrote: »In the beginning, God created The Hair and it was Good...
The true genesis of Nirn.
Immaculate conception.
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adean27✭✭✭I just saw this on one of my feeds, I thought it was appropriate.
Even the POTUS is on-board!
Edited by adean27 on October 6, 2014 11:58PM2 -
ers101284b14_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Jason Leaveys hair and comb.........Still a better love story than twilight.5 -
SantieClaws✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Jason Leavey's hair makes the rare fish appear in its honourShunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
Find it here - https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222
Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/2 -
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✭✭✭wenxue2222b16_ESO wrote: »Jason Leavey's hair makes the rare fish appear in its honour
I heard that with Jason Leavey's hair you can swim anywhere you want in the game and not get eaten by slaughterfish!
Founder and Co-GM of The Psijic Order Guild (NA)
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MorHawk✭✭✭✭✭
I heard that with Jason Leavey's hair you can swim anywhere you want in the game and not get eaten by slaughterfish!
That must have taken some pride-swallowing to admit.
I can count to potato.
WWJLHD?Hypertionb14_ESO wrote: »another topic that cant see past its own farts.2 -
adean27✭✭✭
I heard that with Jason Leavey's hair you can swim anywhere you want in the game and not get eaten by slaughterfish!
Haha, and you don't get wet! As his hair just absorbs all the water.
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adean27✭✭✭@ers101284b14_ESO Hahahaha, his hair would also single-handedly wipe out the sparkly vampires and love sick werewolves.0
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SantieClaws✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Oh the hair, the hair and the maiden fair
Also maybe something about a bear
And Razum Dar sitting on a chair
So ends the song of Jason Leavey's hairShunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
Find it here - https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222
Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.
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https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/5
smite me I'm floppy. 
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