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The Jason Leavey Hair Appreciation Thread.

adean27
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Hello everyone,

Many of you are unaware of this, but Jason Leavey from the ESO Community Team has fantastical hair. It's like a vertical mane of silky joy, a follicle masterpiece akin to finding the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, a dark chasm of which one can view their own soul just by gently gazing at it. Some have said that it was sent back from the future to aid Humanity. I personally believe that it was sent by God to set his people free. Regardless of it's creation mythos, I think we need to pay it homage.

I shall start.

1. People sell their souls to the Devil, the Devil sells his soul to Jason Leavey's hair.

2. Jason Leavey logged into Cyrodiil, his hair crashed the server.

3. Justin Timberlake once called Jason Leavey and asked for a photo of his hair, because he needed to bring "Sexy Back".

4. Jason Leavey's hair is the only confirmed exploit in ESO.

5. The Aedra once gazed upon the glorious mane that is Jason Leavey's hair, shortly after Sheogorath was created.

6. Paul Sage was asked once where the majority of the budget is distributed, he responded "To maintain Jason Leavey's hair". This was the last time Paul Sage was seen in public.

7. The first rule about Jason Leavey's hair is you do not talk about Jason Leavey's hair...

8. Jason Leavey's hair has completed all the content up to Update 10.

9. Once upon a time Jason Leavey's hair entered The Elder Scrolls Series, from then on it was known as Fallout.

10. Chuck Norris once commented on Jason Leavey's hair, this was the last time he was ever seen, however, since then Jason Leavey's hair has been sporting a beard.

Go forth and prosper my children!
Shindig
Director
United Gaming Initiative
www.unitedgaminginitiative.com
  • Soulshine
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    o.O
    Edited by Soulshine on October 3, 2014 4:19AM
  • Karnus
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    Are we talking about just one strand here?
    Formerly Karnus, the Marauder in Warhammer.
  • AshySamurai
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    If you want to see him - try to google. And I still have one more question - who is Jason Leavey? Freelance writer, researcher and media relations consultant from London?
  • ers101284b14_ESO
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    I heard that stamina builds were over powered in this game until Jason Leaveys hair started playing as a mage. I also heard that ESO is actually free to play and the sub is for conditioner for Jason Leaveys hair.
    Edited by ers101284b14_ESO on October 3, 2014 5:00AM
  • adean27
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    Jason Leavey is a Community Coordinator for this game.

    @SiliconHobbit_ESO You just have to take a leap of faith and believe in the hair. When the hair feels that you are ready, it will unveil itself to you.

    @Karnus The whole amalgamation of follicle greatness, not just one strand.

    The person you indicated @AshySamurai is the incorrect person.

    @ers101284b14_ESO Keep up the great work!
    Edited by adean27 on October 3, 2014 5:05AM
    Shindig
    Director
    United Gaming Initiative
    www.unitedgaminginitiative.com
  • KenjiJU
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    adean27 wrote: »
    @Karnus The whole amalgamation of follicle greatness, not just one strand.

    Does the amalgamation match the drapes?
  • SantieClaws
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    You heretic! The Konkites and Konkists of the forum shall smite you down for your blasphemy! Go and say 50 hail Konks for your penance.
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  • adean27
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    Behold, the hair has revealed itself!
    Shindig
    Director
    United Gaming Initiative
    www.unitedgaminginitiative.com
  • Hamfast
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    Chuck Norris envies Jason Leavey's Hair...
    Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most...
  • adean27
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    While working on a time machine program, Jason Leavey accidentally brushed his hair against the machine, shortly after they dinosaurs became extinct.
    Edited by adean27 on October 4, 2014 12:58AM
    Shindig
    Director
    United Gaming Initiative
    www.unitedgaminginitiative.com
  • KingRebz
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    Theres a broken game out there and we are appreciating hair? lool :(
    V14 Sorceror [Ebonheart]
  • MorHawk
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    Most hair dies after it leaves the follicle. Jason Leavey's hair has been known to kill others on contact.
    Observant wrote: »
    I can count to potato.
    another topic that cant see past its own farts.
    WWJLHD?
  • adean27
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    @KingRebz Why can't we participate in both? :)
    Shindig
    Director
    United Gaming Initiative
    www.unitedgaminginitiative.com
  • Neizir
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    Jason Leavey resurrected Jesus by putting his hair on Jesus.
    Neizir Stormstrider

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    I have a fancy signature.
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  • MorHawk
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    I heard that his hair takes going to the barbers' as a personal insult. Rather, it is able to move between the anogen and telogen phases at will.
    Observant wrote: »
    I can count to potato.
    another topic that cant see past its own farts.
    WWJLHD?
  • RianaTheBosmer
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    I kneel in reverence to the hair.
  • Desdemonte
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    Too funny :)
    Beedles wrote: »
    I hope Molag Bal poops on your coffee table



  • Sou1defiler
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    There should be a statue of this magnificent beast in every city so we can all gather round and /kowtow
  • driosketch
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    Is that actually him with Goofy? You're right, that hair is amazing.
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