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The Jason Leavey Hair Appreciation Thread.

  • adean27
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    There was another series after Dragonball Z @Zos_MichelleA, Dragonball GT.

    When asked about this, Jason Leavey's hair replied "Bring it..."

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    Edited by adean27 on October 4, 2014 10:49PM
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  • Ghettobird52
    adean27 wrote: »
    There was another series after Dragonball Z @Zos_MichelleA, Dragonball GT.

    When asked about this, Jason Leavey's hair replied "Bring it..."


    Rofl
  • Tabbycat
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    I heard that Jason Leavey was going to appear in upcoming episodes of The Walking Dead.

    Unfortunately they were unable to shoot his scenes because the Undead kept running away from Jason Leavey's hair.
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  • Forestd16b14_ESO
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    Tabbycat wrote: »

    There was another series after Dragonball Z @Zos_MichelleA, Dragonball GT.

    I was a fan of Dragonball, even if it didn't make sense. And the mere suggestion that Sayan Hair needed HAIR GEL makes me laugh, Sayans don't need hair gel, their hair is so strong you need industrial cutters to trim it.



    NO GT NEVER EXITED NO !!!!! THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A DRAGON BALL GT !! .... NOR A LIVE ACTION DRAGON BALL MOVIE ..... they never exited.....
    Edited by Forestd16b14_ESO on October 5, 2014 12:34AM
  • Forestd16b14_ESO
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    Hmm .. his haircut reminds of some one.....

    1292601432_250pxSheogorath.jpg Sheogorath: OF COURSE IT SHOULD !!! Me and Jason go to the same barber after all HA HA ! Haskill WERES MY CHEESE !!!! NEED I TURN YOUR EYELIDS INSIDE OUT TO HELP YA SEARCH MY BOY ??? Also for all the little mortal sqishy fun bags who are reading this don't read it in my voice. Creeps me out when mortals read stuff in my voice can't hear myself think.
    Edited by Forestd16b14_ESO on October 5, 2014 12:45AM
  • michaelb14a_ESO2
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    Warraxx wrote: »
    'course he does!
    Disney%2BGoofy%2B2.jpg

    Who is the guy wearing sunglasses that's standing next to jason?

    I know?! I can't believe that guy got a photo with Jason Leavey's hair!
  • Tabbycat
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    Tabbycat wrote: »

    There was another series after Dragonball Z @Zos_MichelleA, Dragonball GT.

    I was a fan of Dragonball, even if it didn't make sense. And the mere suggestion that Sayan Hair needed HAIR GEL makes me laugh, Sayans don't need hair gel, their hair is so strong you need industrial cutters to trim it.



    NO GT NEVER EXITED NO !!!!! THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A DRAGON BALL GT !! .... NOR A LIVE ACTION DRAGON BALL MOVIE ..... they never exited.....

    @Forestd16b14_ESO, you quoted the wrong person.
    Tabbycat wrote: »
    I have heard rumors that Jason Leavey's hair is more powerful and more sentient (and more gravity defying) than Japanese Anime Hair?

    Is this true?
    DBZ was canceled the same year that Jason discovered hair gel.

    Coincidence? I think not.

    There was another series after Dragonball Z @Zos_MichelleA, Dragonball GT.

    I was a fan of Dragonball, even if it didn't make sense. And the mere suggestion that Sayan Hair needed HAIR GEL makes me laugh, Sayans don't need hair gel, their hair is so strong you need industrial cutters to trim it.
    Edited by Tabbycat on October 5, 2014 1:09AM
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  • Zheg
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    This is terrific. Bravo.

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    Edited by Zheg on October 5, 2014 3:16AM
  • Forestd16b14_ESO
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    @Tabbycat‌ point still stands
  • AshySamurai
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    Zheg wrote: »
    This is terrific. Bravo.

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    No... No! NO!!! Don't repeat my mistakes. Dude, I've already mentioned resemblance with Johnny Bravo and...
    adean27 wrote: »
    @AshySamurai once compared Jason Leavey's hair to Johnny Bravo's, this was the last time that @AshySamurai was seen.
    It is a half of the truth. I'm alive. I'm here. I've survived! I was in Oblivion plan. I... I don't where it is. It's full of creatures I've never seen. All I rememberthat there was a hairs. Hairs was everywhere. Hairs and hair gel. Oh, Akatosh, save our souls!
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  • SantieClaws
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    Reminds me a bit of Adoring Fan from Oblivion ... The hair not the thread
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  • Koensol
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    Jason Leavey's hair would have been the one and only meaningful cookie cutter FOTM choice of weapon in the game. I can haz?
  • AlexDougherty
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    Tabbycat wrote: »

    There was another series after Dragonball Z @Zos_MichelleA, Dragonball GT.

    I was a fan of Dragonball, even if it didn't make sense. And the mere suggestion that Sayan Hair needed HAIR GEL makes me laugh, Sayans don't need hair gel, their hair is so strong you need industrial cutters to trim it.



    NO GT NEVER EXITED NO !!!!! THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A DRAGON BALL GT !! .... NOR A LIVE ACTION DRAGON BALL MOVIE ..... they never exited.....

    Well I agree about the movie, uuugh.
    Not sure how you got Tabbycat in my quote though.
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  • adean27
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    It is a half of the truth. I'm alive. I'm here. I've survived! I was in Oblivion plan. I... I don't where it is. It's full of creatures I've never seen. All I rememberthat there was a hairs. Hairs was everywhere. Hairs and hair gel. Oh, Akatosh, save our souls!

    Jason Leavey's hair was feeling benevolent.

    Jason Leavey was once invited to visit the middle east, when he arrived it was a lush green forest, however, his hair absorbed all the moisture to increase it's magnificent lushness.
    Edited by adean27 on October 5, 2014 12:16PM
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  • AlexDougherty
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    adean27 wrote: »
    There was another series after Dragonball Z @Zos_MichelleA, Dragonball GT.

    When asked about this, Jason Leavey's hair replied "Bring it..."

    IWCZfoB.png

    Got to love that picture btw.
    People believe what they either want to be true or what they are afraid is true!
    Wizard's first rule
    Passion rules reason
    Wizard's third rule
    Mind what people Do, not what they say, for actions betray a lie.
    Wizard's fifth rule
    Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self
    Wizard's tenth rule
  • adean27
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    There has been a conspiracy by the scientific community to convince the population that the world revolves around the Sun. The truth of the matter is that the world revolves around Jason Leavey's Hair.
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  • Tabbycat
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    I said this in another thread but:

    My characters used to equip light armor but now they equip Jason Leavey's hair.
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  • AshySamurai
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    Tabbycat wrote: »
    I said this in another thread but:

    My characters used to equip light armor but now they equip Jason Leavey's hair.

    Jason Leavey's hair are OP!
    Make sweetrolls, not nerfs!
  • PBpsy
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    Tabbycat wrote: »
    I said this in another thread but:

    My characters used to equip light armor but now they equip Jason Leavey's hair.

    Jason Leavey's hair are OP!

    In beta ZoS decided to buff all DK damage 100X so that the class is more in line with Jason Leavy's hair. They have failed. Notahing can be in line with Jason Leavy's hair.
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  • Tabbycat
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    Tabbycat wrote: »
    I said this in another thread but:

    My characters used to equip light armor but now they equip Jason Leavey's hair.

    Jason Leavey's hair are OP!

    The one developer that tried to nerf Jason Leavey's hair has never been heard from again.
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  • EnikSleestak
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    Skyshards are just dandruff from this amazing celestial head of hair.
    -Slee
  • Wolfshade
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    Is it true that i can`t set my reapers mark at Jason?

    I heard about his hair would give him a stackable headshield.
  • OrangeTheCat
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    The ESO forums ask "what do we want for our next loyalty reward?". I suggest a Jason Leavey's hair pet.
    Edited by OrangeTheCat on October 5, 2014 10:56PM
  • Tabbycat
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    The ESO forums ask "what do we want for our next loyalty reward?". I suggest a Jason Leavey's hair pet.

    Or a Jason Leavey's hair costume. Equip to have Jason Leavey hair in game.

    Of course that might be too OP for Cyrodiil. Can you imagine Emperor's running amuck with Jason Leavey hair? No one would be brave enough to challenge them.
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  • adean27
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    Tabbycat wrote: »
    The ESO forums ask "what do we want for our next loyalty reward?". I suggest a Jason Leavey's hair pet.

    Or a Jason Leavey's hair costume. Equip to have Jason Leavey hair in game.

    Of course that might be too OP for Cyrodiil. Can you imagine Emperor's running amuck with Jason Leavey hair? No one would be brave enough to challenge them.

    If you thought Cyrodiil had lag before, that would make the servers implode.
    Edited by adean27 on October 5, 2014 11:16PM
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  • adean27
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    Jason Leavey's hair is so fantastic that it can blow down the little pigs brick house.
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  • Almerish
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    Hmm .. his haircut reminds of some one.....

    1292601432_250pxSheogorath.jpg Sheogorath: OF COURSE IT SHOULD !!! Me and Jason go to the same barber after all HA HA ! Haskill WERES MY CHEESE !!!! NEED I TURN YOUR EYELIDS INSIDE OUT TO HELP YA SEARCH MY BOY ??? Also for all the little mortal sqishy fun bags who are reading this don't read it in my voice. Creeps me out when mortals read stuff in my voice can't hear myself think.
    Jyggalag%20Cinematic.png

    You have defied the order of Jason Leavey's hair for too long and must be remade in a new image that is less omnipotent than Jason Leavey's hair.

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  • AshySamurai
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    Tabbycat wrote: »
    Tabbycat wrote: »
    I said this in another thread but:

    My characters used to equip light armor but now they equip Jason Leavey's hair.

    Jason Leavey's hair are OP!

    The one developer that tried to nerf Jason Leavey's hair has never been heard from again.

    I saw him. He is in Jason Leavey's oblivion plane. He is like Haskill. He serve to Jason Leavey, The Hair God!
    Make sweetrolls, not nerfs!
  • æxæ
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    M'aiq told me the Chinese are considering replacing their great wall with
    JL's hair
  • SantieClaws
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    Jason Leavey's hair needs no downtime for maintainence
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