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3 Word Story: The Elder Scrolls way

  • Gilvoth
    Gilvoth
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    so, he cut
  • Anath_Q
    Anath_Q
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    off his moustache
    | GM Cheesemongers of Nirn |
  • Gilvoth
    Gilvoth
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    and eyebrows with
  • babylon
    babylon
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    ✭✭
    a cheese grater
  • Gilvoth
    Gilvoth
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    ✭✭✭✭✭
    and butter knife.
  • Gilvoth
    Gilvoth
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    ✭✭✭✭✭
    but, just then
  • Gilvoth
    Gilvoth
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    ✭✭✭✭✭
    he noticed a
  • babylon
    babylon
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    ✭✭
    talking goat who
  • dloj
    dloj
    decorated costume party
  • babylon
    babylon
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    ✭✭
    on days off
  • babylon
    babylon
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    ✭✭
    and modeled shoes
  • babylon
    babylon
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    ✭✭
    at Molag's shop
  • babylon
    babylon
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    ✭✭
    round the corner.
  • renton1x1x1
    renton1x1x1
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    Meanwhile in Wayrest
    Renton Sc Breton Sorcerer VR14
    Renton Tp Argonian Templar VR14
    Renton Dk Imperial DragonKnight VR14
    Renton Nb Khajiit Nightblade VR10 Vampire

    www.alitheso.com Casual Social EU PvX Guild

    Ebonheart Pact EU PVP Decimation Elite Azura's Star
    The Traveling Merchant
    http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en-GB/discussion/190077/the-traveling-merchant-eu-craglorn-trading-guild

    So let me get this straight: You want to ride on a magic carpet to see the king of the potato people and beg with him for your freedom. And you're telling me that you're completely sane? - Rimmer - Red Dwarf V - Quarantine
  • kip_silverwolf
    kip_silverwolf
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    near the market
    "I'm going to live forever..or at least die trying"

    drunken Nord & Tamriel streaker since Arena

  • Zorrashi
    Zorrashi
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    Altmers be tripppin'
  • lestaudenmaierub17_ESO
    over Khajiit tails
  • babylon
    babylon
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    ✭✭
    a local delicacy
  • KhajiitiLizard
    KhajiitiLizard
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    don't eat our tails (this one thinks that's wrong and doesn't care he broke the three word rule of the story)
  • babylon
    babylon
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    ✭✭
    prepared with mustard
  • kip_silverwolf
    kip_silverwolf
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    and sprinkled with
    "I'm going to live forever..or at least die trying"

    drunken Nord & Tamriel streaker since Arena

  • MikeBob
    MikeBob
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    and sweet onions
  • Zorrashi
    Zorrashi
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    that reeked of
  • babylon
    babylon
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    ✭✭
    strange hallucinogenic moulds.
  • Breg_Magol
    Breg_Magol
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    from Ayrenn's knickers
  • Soulshine
    Soulshine
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    . Gleaming city gates
  • renton1x1x1
    renton1x1x1
    ✭✭✭
    were being polished
    Renton Sc Breton Sorcerer VR14
    Renton Tp Argonian Templar VR14
    Renton Dk Imperial DragonKnight VR14
    Renton Nb Khajiit Nightblade VR10 Vampire

    www.alitheso.com Casual Social EU PvX Guild

    Ebonheart Pact EU PVP Decimation Elite Azura's Star
    The Traveling Merchant
    http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en-GB/discussion/190077/the-traveling-merchant-eu-craglorn-trading-guild

    So let me get this straight: You want to ride on a magic carpet to see the king of the potato people and beg with him for your freedom. And you're telling me that you're completely sane? - Rimmer - Red Dwarf V - Quarantine
  • AngryNord
    AngryNord
    ✭✭✭✭✭
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    when naked Nords
  • Csub
    Csub
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    approached very slwoly
    "The Divines gave you a nose for a reason, Tharn. So you can keep your mouth shut and still keep breathing. - Lyris Titanborn
  • kip_silverwolf
    kip_silverwolf
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    with carts of
    "I'm going to live forever..or at least die trying"

    drunken Nord & Tamriel streaker since Arena

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