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3 Word Story: The Elder Scrolls way

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TehMagnus
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This forum really lacks a mindless 3 word story to make everybody chillax 8)

Edit: If you wrote three words and someone posted before you, part of the challenge is editing your post so it keeps the story coherent ;)

A small Bosmer...
Edited by ZOS_Hadeostry on May 9, 2022 2:06AM
  • BBSooner
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    Ate a khajit.
  • Phinix1
    Phinix1
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    This one thinks...
  • Absinthe
    Absinthe
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    Bosmer hair ball.
  • AlexDougherty
    AlexDougherty
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    Oh what a
    People believe what they either want to be true or what they are afraid is true!
    Wizard's first rule
    Passion rules reason
    Wizard's third rule
    Mind what people Do, not what they say, for actions betray a lie.
    Wizard's fifth rule
    Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self
    Wizard's tenth rule
  • TehMagnus
    TehMagnus
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    mess he said!
  • SFBryan18
    SFBryan18
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    Drink Skooma everyday
  • jambam817_ESO
    jambam817_ESO
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    The bosmer drunkenly
  • Unmai
    Unmai
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    Altmer sat thinking
    "Wonderful! Time for a celebration... Cheese for everyone! Wait, scratch that. Cheese for no one. That can be just as much of a celebration, if you don't like cheese. True?" - Sheogorath
  • AlexDougherty
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    Said to a
    People believe what they either want to be true or what they are afraid is true!
    Wizard's first rule
    Passion rules reason
    Wizard's third rule
    Mind what people Do, not what they say, for actions betray a lie.
    Wizard's fifth rule
    Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self
    Wizard's tenth rule
  • Absinthe
    Absinthe
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    Naked Nord dancing
    Edited by Absinthe on August 28, 2014 3:33PM
  • jambam817_ESO
    jambam817_ESO
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    "where's the beef?"
  • Absinthe
    Absinthe
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    in my pants
  • TehMagnus
    TehMagnus
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    replied the angry
  • Csub
    Csub
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    Mudcrab behind him
    Edited by Csub on August 28, 2014 3:40PM
    "The Divines gave you a nose for a reason, Tharn. So you can keep your mouth shut and still keep breathing. - Lyris Titanborn
  • Absinthe
    Absinthe
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    that skittered away
    Edited by Absinthe on August 28, 2014 3:40PM
  • stefan.gustavsonb16_ESO
    stefan.gustavsonb16_ESO
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    Dremora who suddenly
  • AlexDougherty
    AlexDougherty
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    Yelled "die Mortals"
    People believe what they either want to be true or what they are afraid is true!
    Wizard's first rule
    Passion rules reason
    Wizard's third rule
    Mind what people Do, not what they say, for actions betray a lie.
    Wizard's fifth rule
    Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self
    Wizard's tenth rule
  • Phinix1
    Phinix1
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    and proceeded to
  • TehMagnus
    TehMagnus
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    butcher all the
  • AlexDougherty
    AlexDougherty
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    little cheese wheels
    People believe what they either want to be true or what they are afraid is true!
    Wizard's first rule
    Passion rules reason
    Wizard's third rule
    Mind what people Do, not what they say, for actions betray a lie.
    Wizard's fifth rule
    Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self
    Wizard's tenth rule
  • TehMagnus
    TehMagnus
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    which made the
  • Absinthe
    Absinthe
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    Sheogorath became sad
  • TehMagnus
    TehMagnus
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    so he grabbed
  • AlexDougherty
    AlexDougherty
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    A Lusty Argonian
    People believe what they either want to be true or what they are afraid is true!
    Wizard's first rule
    Passion rules reason
    Wizard's third rule
    Mind what people Do, not what they say, for actions betray a lie.
    Wizard's fifth rule
    Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self
    Wizard's tenth rule
  • Armitas
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    and his Forky,
    Edited by Armitas on August 28, 2014 4:04PM
    Retired.
    Nord mDK
  • BBSooner
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    and his wabbajack
    Edited by BBSooner on August 28, 2014 4:03PM
  • TehMagnus
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    Inserted them carefully
    Edited by TehMagnus on August 28, 2014 4:03PM
  • Phinix1
    Phinix1
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    the dremora giggled
  • TheBull
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    and he wiggled
    Killed by Sunshine 1vX How I see it.
    Killed by Early Bright - Blood Flow - Magicka NB Build
    Twitch - SunshineNB
    Youtube - The Redguard
  • jambam817_ESO
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    and blew the
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