What did make you laugh at most in ESO?

Aeradon

Some dude who /hammerlow a broken quest NPC.

Dekkameron

isengrimb16_ESO wrote: »

As for funny that hasn't been mentioned yet, I came across a handbook for Altmer, teaching them how to be politically correct with their allies. Such a backhanded way to be nice! LOL! Some of the advice about dealing with Khajit was awesome, and kind of ran along the lines of don't do what this guy is doing in this (Skyrim) pic:



Sure, they seem to be excited over it, but it's just sooooo racist!

Aha! found it!

Thalmor Handbill

Author:
Aicantar of Shimmerene, Sapiarch of Indoctrination

Loyal citizen of the Isles, heed the statement of the Thalmor. Bear witness to these words about our new allies, the Khajiit and the Wood Elves.

Integration with our new Wood Elf and Khajiiti allies continues apace. To promote Alliance harmony, loyal Thalmor agents have drawn together this short list of helpful notices. Follow this mandatory guidance with cheer, and our new allies will look on you with favor.

— Do not refer to Khajiit as "cats," "kitties," "fuzzies," or any other derogatory feline-based term.

— Khajiiti delicacies are often very sweet, or spiced with the exotic substance known as moon-sugar. Diners beware.

— Do not touch a Khajiit's tail without permission.

— Our Khajiiti allies have a unique dialect. Mocking their speech, or imitating it, is considered quite rude and non-Aldmeri.

— When inviting a Wood Elf to dine, know that the resources of the forest are sacred to them. Serve venison, but no salads.

— Do not refer to Wood Elves as "shorties," "runties," or any other derogatory height-based terms.

— Have a care when imbibing Wood Elf brews, as their beverages are very different than our own.

— Do not imply to Wood Elves that they are cannibals, or ask them about how they dispose of their dead.

Eagles, Unite!

Hehehe

Misty

The green lady must be dead or she would be coming after me...................

She's coming after me isn't she?

Asasinka

Oh, I almost forgot how I laughed when i posted my best poll titled
"Do you use bots?"
you can imagine how quickly it got deleted
It was supposed to make people lol not to get deleted
but explain it to the staff...

Esha76

I cracked up at many Raz, Abnur, and of course Cadwell lines and moments. Who ever cast John Cleese in this game is a genius. I also love Molag's insults.

Everyone listed some great moments in this game. It has some very entertaining and hilarious moments.

I love the guy in Stonefalls hiding in the town center "Here kwama... Nice kwama... Please don't eat me..."

I also love how the guy in the Davon's Watch bank just stands there 24/7 getting all worked up (hence my signature).

Random guard insults never get old either... My favorite: "So you're the one who saved the queen eh??? You don't look that special."

Some great stuff in this game, hence why I don't mind rolling every class and repeating content.

Also best zone chat line I saw "Yay opinions! My favorite part of the Internet!"

Dekkameron

Also..

Thalmor Diplomatic Corps Notice

Author:
Anonymous

Regarding our friends, the Khajiit:

Do NOT refer to them as "Cats."
Do NOT serve them food intended for pet cats.
If you own a pet cat, do NOT call Khajiiti by your cat's name.
Do NOT attempt to grab their tails unless permission is granted.

Regarding our friends, the Bosmer:

Do NOT ask the Bosmer about adding vegetables to their recipes.
Do NOT cut down a tree in front of a Bosmer.
Do NOT ask how Bosmeri flesh tastes.
Do NOT ask how to cook a Khajiit.

Our newfound friends in the Dominion stand beside you as comrades and they deserve a measure of respect. Please speak to your local Thalmor representative if further clarification is required.

PharmaChief

The quest in Rivenspire i believe, where i had to protect the Daggers from harpie's attacks while they were bathing in the lake to remove the harpie bate scent from them...

Doctoruniverse

There was a guy who could not jump the gap to the foundation boss.

And he sounded alittle like an italian so I nicknamed him supermario and tried to mimic his voice.

He jumped into that gap 5 times. Never laughed so hard in my life.

PharmaChief

Also at the beginning of the game in Coldharbour. After i beat the final boss monster, i watch the prophet jump into the void in order to exit the area. I follow him and instead of activating the "exit area" option i just jump into the void... and die. That was my first death into the game

ebondeath

PharmaChief wrote: »

Also at the beginning of the game in Coldharbour. After i beat the final boss monster, i watch the prophet jump into the void in order to exit the area. I follow him and instead of activating the "exit area" option i just jump into the void... and die. That was my first death into the game

Bwahaha I did the same thing.

Kyubi_3002b16_ESO

The moment in the game where you meet a khajiit very high on moon sugar candy

This one likes bosmer trees are this one friends!