What did make you laugh at most in ESO?

Asasinka

Tell us some funny moments you had when playing ESO

Swordguy

Over Here! Untie Khajiit!

Asasinka

Personaly i rolled over the floor when I caught up with some other players in mood to emote in Elden Root crafting floor.
My favourite combination was /lute or /flute, when someone reacted with /headache and /playdead combination

Cogo

After I started to learn blacksmithing and got confident, I managed to unwear my helm and weapon, and deconstructed them. At the time, my best items.

Also, every time I see Cadwell. He pops up all over in the game. When all is sad, you have Cadwell.....

andreas.rudroffb16_ESO

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still rofling

joke aside.

at about level 16 i had to deliver some goods to a old witch in the forrest.... she made me inappropriate offers and offered some surely not approved medis for my lower parts

Coggage

I like the quest, the name of which I have forgotten, where you meet some guy has aspirations as a "designer-label" tailor in the big city. Sadly, the trading caravan he was with was attacked and he had all his stuff stolen. You get the stuff back, meet him and his very heavily-armoured and bossy girlfriend turns up. She's all excited and says now that he has his stuff back they can proceed and settle down together. The dry thanks he sadly gives you for this happy conclusion is really funny.

Asasinka

I also laughed a lot when i found a bot eaten by troll
He was lying dead in a hole still having some nerve shake of tries to move out at the speed of light
Finaly some justice i thought.

ganja.mullarwb17_ESO

Believe it or not, the funniest moment i have ever had in any MMORPG has been right here in the Aetherian Archive trial. So here is how the story goes (No name taking =p);

As my 11th companion joined us on TS, we were ready to go for our first PuG run of the day. I was excited as this was my first attempt at main healing a Trial. We blaze through the trash like it was meant to be and dispatch of the storm atronach before he could even finish his first Aoe-lightning-of-hahahayouare-dead. We each continued to seperate according to the leaders wishes and after completing the last wave before Stone atronach we each line-up on our respective portal pads and clench fists in anticipation for the behemoth that stood in front of us.

This is normally where the teleportation pad ports you to the next floating island, but not this time, not for us. For us, time was spent carefully adjusting positions to ensure everyone was exactly in the middle - still nothing. So whats the natural next step ? Before anyone could decide - i was already over thanks to my fully upgraded Imperial 4-legged beauty. Slowly, the group icons started highlighting, as if everyone worked up the courage to do what needed to be done Save one. One very lackluster, economy oriented, laid-back sorcerer. He tried with his horse (full oat diet for storage) twice and fell, then he tried with his horse and mobility - fail, then he tried a regular jump - fail, then regular jump with mobility to the hanging rock - fail then finally he realized he was indeed a sorcerer, a class known to do it all and do it well.

Apparently, being a sorcerer was not enough evidence of that for this particular adventurer. So i gently reminded him that he can blink/teleport as a class skill and simply make it right over without any issues, so what does my companion do? walks right to the edge, trying to get out as far as possible before he attempts what seems to be the hardest thing he has come across in his ES lifetime. This is where the rest of the 11 gain confidence and start mentally preparing to take down the stone monstrosity infront of us, feeling confident that our fellow adventurer would make it this time. But alas, the dodge/roll gods were NOT smiling on my flakey friend, they were in fact laughing as he proceeded to over-adjust his position to the bottom of the world.

Now comes the funny bit and all 10 of my companions agreed with me here - the sorcerer rage quit, after saying 10+ times he cant do it (this is after 3 people ran and jumped across with mobility). All this went down on TS and just begs the question about skill - if u cant make that jump - do you think you have the right to whine about how hard "end-game" is in ESO ?

Also, i wanted to put something else out there, have any of you ever noticed that no other teleport pads bug out in AA? Why do you think that is ?ZOS Easter egg of a different kind?
Hope you all enjoyed that - FYI that guy quit the game a week later saying it was too hard.

Cogo

ganja.mullarwb17_ESO wrote: »

Very good story

Please make paragraphs of your post? Its good! But hard to read....

stefan.gustavsonb16_ESO

I had a discussion through a locked door, talking to a girl locked up in a house somewhere in DC territory:

"My mother took the key, wrapped it in a piece of bacon and fed it to one of the scamps nearby. At least that's what it sounded like."

That girl has very sharp hearing indeed.
The script is full of little gems like this, but this particular one actually made me laugh out loud.

ganja.mullarwb17_ESO

Cogo wrote: »

ganja.mullarwb17_ESO wrote: »

Very good story

Please make paragraphs of your post? Its good! But hard to read....

done and done ^^

cjmarsh725b14_ESO

When I finally unlocked bolt escape and went back to Khenarthi's Rhoost. Following a bot around and bolting right in front of it to steal the node made me giggle a little bit each time.

Apsalon

This.

Shunravi

Guildie: I can't beat this guy! He's too hard!
Me: move around when fighting. Don't stay in one place. Avoid the red circles!
Guildie: Hey, that was easy! Ty!
Me:

yodased

The funniest thing I think is the ragequitting

ebondeath

The Breton Without Shoes quest where the guy is wasted and keeps insisting his wife is a hagraven.

kieso

An email i received by Pacrooti the hireling.

"This one bought a horse that answers to commands. To make it stop, you shout "Sweet roll!" To make it go you shout "Thank the divines!" Pacrooti was riding and dozed off. When he awoke, the horse was racing towards a cliff. Pacrooti shouted "Sweet roll!" and it stopped just in time. "Whew." Pacrooti said, "Thank the Divines!" Pacrooti had horsemeat for dinner.


lol!

Kyubi_3002b16_ESO

when i removed all armor and weapon went to molag bal naked and killing him by yelling '' I PUNCH HIM!'' with no weapon equiped and a single spell on my empty bar along with the ultimate

well i guess i did hit Molag Balls very hard because he ran to cry for his mom.

Whisper292

The Baan-Dar's Boast quest where we helped two factions play practical jokes on each other. The pranks were pretty funny, but the wand that suddenly turns a live chicken into a fully cooked drumstick is a scream.

The hubby using his destruction staff like a golf club.

Yesterday we were fighting wasps, and all of a sudden, a doe-eyed baby wasp is following the hubby around. It seemed one of the wasps laid eggs on him, and now he was literally this baby wasps mommy.

Razum-Dar in Khenarthi's Roost, having a heart-to-heart with a housecat.

And of course, "And a saddle that doesn't pinch the tail. One day . . ."

magickats242cub18_ESO

That one drunken Nord who lost his axe (family heirloom), and his pants.

Belitseri

Honestly, my dislike for Shalidor is so great that I giggled everytime he lost his mind dealing with Sheogorath. Uncle Sheo!

Sharee

One time i got a good laugh was in a quest when Razum-dar (the cat chief of intelligence for AD) was supposed to pose as queen Ayrenn (had a spell cast on him to look like her)

Aldmeri mage: Stand still! This spell requires absolute concentration! I can't work when your tail is constantly twitching!

And when the spell was complete, Raz looked like Ayrenn and had her voice but kept talking like a khajiit ('this one' instead of 'me', etc.) It was hilarious

frankuguzzb16_ESO

the first time i walked into the Inn at Davon's watch to search for books...and omg it turns out to be a brothel/BSDM club XD

forbarcusb16_ESO

"When we asked Hraelgar Stonecrush to help defend the town, he accused me of being "fancy." I assume that's an insult in Skyrim. Also, I think he was drunk."

BBSooner

The naked nord, or basically every quest with sheogorath.

Dekkameron

The way he said it just made me laugh heartily.

BBSooner wrote: »

The naked nord, or basically every quest with sheogorath.

Yer i laughed at that little quest too.

Ragekniv

The Folium or Valaste? Free skill points!

I cackled with glee sacrificing Valaste to the mad god!

UrQuan

I was riding around Marbruk in Greenshade when I ran into a group of about a half dozen people on horses in a circle just rearing their horses over and over. What the heck, I joined in. Everyone (myself included) kept saying things in chat like "what's going on?" and "why am I doing this?" and "horsies!" but we all kept going, and we started getting our horses jumping around in little circles. I don't know how much time I wasted doing that, I don't know why we were all doing it, and it was almost definitely the dumbest thing I've ever done in a game. It sure did make me laugh like an idiot though.

Curragraigue

magickats242cub18_ESO wrote: »

That one drunken Nord who lost his axe (family heirloom), and his pants.

Agree the Naked Nord quest in 2nd zone EP

JunkyardWolf

Every time I see a Troll under a bridge

CaffeinatedMayhem

JunkyardWolf wrote: »

Every time I see a Troll under a bridge

WHERE IS THIS? I MUST FIND IT!!!!!

Funniest thing was when my dungeon group first discovered /playdead. We were waiting for our healer, flopping around like fishes, LOLing ourselves silly in group chat. A player runs up, looks around and tells the zone that we're all 12. Which made us laugh harder, because we're all over 30. Or maybe it was the beer. *shrug*