What did make you laugh at most in ESO?

gclifton58ub17_ESO

Someone in zonechat "Looking for big membered guild".
A very ambitious player no doubt.

LegendaryMage

All of what you mentioned made me laugh, I remember 100% of all of that stuff as I pay close attention when I quest, just can't miss out on that content.

However, the one that really made me laugh hard was a quest which gets you in a kwama mine (somewhere in EP territory I think) and you find a note (near a dead man I think?) that goes like this;

With the Kwama gone all crazy back home in Deepcrag, Mama Aralosi can't get the eggs she needs for her famous omelets. I'm going take this bag and rustle up some eggs. She'll be so pleased, I just know it.

I copied Mama's recipe below, so I know what I have to get:

Step 1: Find a kwama mine — Check!
Step 2: Procure a kwama egg — Check!
Step 3: Get out of the mine alive
Step 4: Crack egg into a large bowl
Step 5: Whisk until the white and yolk combine
Step 6: Add spices to taste
Step 7: Bake and serve

ShedsHisTail

Sharee wrote: »

One time i got a good laugh was in a quest when Razum-dar (the cat chief of intelligence for AD) was supposed to pose as queen Ayrenn (had a spell cast on him to look like her)

Aldmeri mage: Stand still! This spell requires absolute concentration! I can't work when your tail is constantly twitching!

And when the spell was complete, Raz looked like Ayrenn and had her voice but kept talking like a khajiit ('this one' instead of 'me', etc.) It was hilarious

Dude, everything with Razum-dar is hilarious.
Every time he opens his mouth it makes me giggle.

Sihnfahl

Just about any chained quest giver. A few seem to be of the 'err, normally I'd be sorry to be asking so much of someone....' variety.

They just manage to make themselves sound so pathetic!

ShedsHisTail

Oh!

The two guys in Cold Harbor inhabiting the same body.
They were good for a laugh. One of the better quests in the game to be sure.

sylviermoone

The Naked Nord was a GREAT quest. We laughed a lot doing it.

I also really enjoy every time an Arginian NPC "erects the spine" of something. Something about that phraze really gets my funny bone. I take a screen shot every time someone says that to me.

My favorite LOL game moment so far, though, was when my husband and I were doing the "Skyshard Shuffle" through Cyrodil. We came upon.....something.......we couldn't quite tell what it was from our vantage point. My husband said "Ooo, maybe it's some super low level dude using some kind if cloaking spell. We should gank him!" (Keeping in mind of course that we couldn't have been much higher than 25 ourselves). So, we drop into sneak, move up on it/him slowly, trying to get a drop when I say "WTF IS that??! Is that the [snip] predator??!"

Turns out, it was a statue, but for some reason the back of it wasn't rendered, so it looked like the Predator. I took a screen shot of that, too.

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ers101284b14_ESO

All the people saying it was going F2P and that all zones are dead meanwhile I can't go anywhere in any zone without tons of people there.

Also the guy in Zone chat looking to trade Nord Motif for Daedric Motif. That was pretty funny.

nudel

I was in Crypt of Hearts with a group of randoms. We'd made it through the entire dungeon and we just started screwing around with emotes in front of the turn in. One of our group typed /stuck thinking it was an emote. He then quickly respawned at the dungeon entrance before realizing he hadn't turned in the quest yet. He took that walk of shame like a champ though. I don't know which of us was laughing the hardest, me or him.

PBpsy

Nord Cultural Exchange -Rigurt the Brash

I didn't find anything about Raz funny. I am maybe peculiar.

david271749

Seeing 70% of players switch to dress/staff for trials, and the supply for tanks plummet.

cubansyrusb16_ESO

When i realized you can do VR content just as good with only a weapon and accessories equiped as you can wearing your Heavy armour.

Heraclea

Quest hover text:

Talk to Aelif
Hint: Find Aelif

Conversation in guild chat: how many of us have desks or dressers full of molybdenum or manganese at home? One guy said he had to move his manganese to the desk because the nightstand was full of his wife's lockpicks.

And here;s a preview video for the next crafting update.

Worstluck

This drunk orc's dialogue was hilarious. I can't remember what quest this was or where, but I remember laughing like mad when he said his lines:




Also, one time in Cyrodiil, I use the spell Dark Shades (NB spell that summons two shades that go after your target). Well, for whatever reason, one of them stayed. He just followed me around everywhere, became a permanent pet almost. I guess he was just really, really lonely!

ShedsHisTail

PBpsy wrote: »

I didn't find anything about Raz funny. I am maybe peculiar.

You might be dead inside.

kaosodin

Npc in the first city of ad. Looked creepy hiding behind a crate.

So I clicked on her.

"P#ss off" she says, I choked on the bong load I was ripping.

Iove it.

First time I fell a lo g distance....about the time I said crap, thats a long drop, my toon starts screaming. ....ahhhhhh.......I thought, crap, if my toon thinks hes going to die......

Evergnar

Too many laughable moments to name them all but quest wise probably the one where you had to wake up the Argonian with a bucket of water. My life was complete after that.

Tabbycat

Female Dremora in Coldharbour commenting, "You look like a sturdy one. Shall I treat you to the whip or the riding crop?"

Adramelach

I actually thought it was pretty funny at the end, when Raz was talking about delegating some task to an underling, and is unprepared for being completely rebuffed and having to do it himself. I thought that moment was eerily RL like and pretty amusing.

reggielee

this is the best thread ever, made me smile outright. thanks for posting all! I agree with many of you

Makkir

Asasinka wrote: »

Tell us some funny moments you had when playing ESO

People whining about an Auction House when they bought the game already knowing one wouldn't be included.

SFBryan18

Flame staff knocking enemies like a golf ball.

Dekkameron

BBSooner wrote: »

I also really enjoy every time an Arginian NPC "erects the spine" of something. Something about that phraze really gets my funny bone. I take a screen shot every time someone says that to me.

In Eastmarch there's a drunk female Argonian next to the woodworking place that says funny things like "I.. erect..the.. spine..of.... inebriation!"

First time i heard that i giggled like a moron.

phairdon

When i get told to 'stay moist'

In Eastmarch. Ran into a traveling merchant. She proceeds to state she is looking for ingredients for a potion, so she can grow a beard like her father's.

Lynx7386

A quest in sentinel where you deliver potions for an alchemist, and the potions give the buyers what they 'really want'.

An orc wants to fit in with the locals, and he wants to be fast and nimble. The potion turns him into a monkey.

A breton wants to grow his hair back and make lots of babies. The potion turns him into a rat.

A redguard wants her husband to be kind and loyal. The potion turns him into a dog.


The alchemist is a khajiit girl, gotta love that khajiit sense of literal humor =P

Fleymark

Got an email from one of my crafting hirelings that said something to the effect of "sorry in advance for the brevity, but I'm being chased by an angry mob."

I LOLed.

wookiefriseur

I have to grin everytime I use a door and the inside of someone's head is there to greet me:




I also like to see small glitches here and there:



Read a lot of books ingame and there are quite a few gems among them. Nice humour.

phairdon

Patros wrote: »

I have to grin everytime I use a door and the inside of someone's head is there to greet me:




I also like to see small glitches here and there:



Read a lot of books ingame and there are quite a few gems among them. Nice humour.

Haha. Had the glitch where my character was standing on top of the horse while riding.

isengrimb16_ESO

phairdon wrote: »

When i get told to 'stay moist'

In Eastmarch. Ran into a traveling merchant. She proceeds to state she is looking for ingredients for a potion, so she can grow a beard like her father's.

Don't need a potion for that. All you need to get a bearded lady is a shaver and shaving cream. It'd take time, and probably wouldn't be as full as a male beard sure, but the hair will eventually get ... um ... manly.

I know this isn't a myth, because I've had a couple of really bad scrapes on the chin, so I spend time every couple of days with a tweezer. Thankfully, it's a small injury, but what a nuisance.

On topic - that thing where you port into a wayshrine or go in a door and wind up looking at the inside of someone's skull is _bloody creepy_. As for funny that hasn't been mentioned yet, I came across a handbook for Altmer, teaching them how to be politically correct with their allies. Such a backhanded way to be nice! LOL! Some of the advice about dealing with Khajit was awesome, and kind of ran along the lines of don't do what this guy is doing in this (Skyrim) pic:



http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Khajiits+love+Whiskas_47451c_5034512.jpg


Sure, they seem to be excited over it, but it's just sooooo racist!

babylon

Not the funniest thing ever, but when horses snort or grunt or make any sound, the lips on your character move at the same time like it's you who grunted.

PBpsy

ShedsHisTail wrote: »

PBpsy wrote: »

I didn't find anything about Raz funny. I am maybe peculiar.

You might be dead inside.

The guy seemed a lil bit too serious or pissed off sometimes. There were some quests were he was supposed to be amusing but it didn't work for me.


One funny thing is when you twirl your characters in the selection screen. They seem pissed off and irritated. if they had more animations I could be entertained for hours.