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Popular Sayings From NPCs In Game

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  • Lord_Etrigan
    Lord_Etrigan
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    "What delightful folly is this? The Keepers have enlisted an outsider to face me? You fools have fallen so low. There are easier ways to prove your bravery, mortal. Turn back, or you'll share the Keepers' fate."—High Kinlord Rilis XII

    Famous words and then I wrecked him.
    Edited by Lord_Etrigan on 13 December 2016 10:08
    PS4 EU
    Lord Etrigan (Former Emperor): PVE High Elf Sorcerer
    Nyssa al Ghul: PVP Nightblade Wood Elf (Ganker)
    Lady-Death : PVP High Elf Sorcerer (8 x Campaigns Former Empress and Grand Warlord) Retired:(
    Achmed-Silence I keel you: PVP Dark Elf Nightblade (Suicide Bomber)
    I'm with stupid: PVP Argonian Magic Temp (Group support and healer).

    Guild:
    The Order of Stolas (Founder and Guild Master)

    Faction: Aldmeri Dominion

    Her Royal Highness Queen Ayrenn Arana wants You for Dominion.
    LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!
  • Lord_Etrigan
    Lord_Etrigan
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    "What delightful folly is this? The Keepers have enlisted an outsider to face me? You fools have fallen so low. There are easier ways to prove your bravery, mortal. Turn back, or you'll share the Keepers' fate."—High Kinlord Rilis XII

    Famous words and then I wrecked him!

    Edited by Lord_Etrigan on 13 December 2016 10:15
    PS4 EU
    Lord Etrigan (Former Emperor): PVE High Elf Sorcerer
    Nyssa al Ghul: PVP Nightblade Wood Elf (Ganker)
    Lady-Death : PVP High Elf Sorcerer (8 x Campaigns Former Empress and Grand Warlord) Retired:(
    Achmed-Silence I keel you: PVP Dark Elf Nightblade (Suicide Bomber)
    I'm with stupid: PVP Argonian Magic Temp (Group support and healer).

    Guild:
    The Order of Stolas (Founder and Guild Master)

    Faction: Aldmeri Dominion

    Her Royal Highness Queen Ayrenn Arana wants You for Dominion.
    LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!
  • Enslaved
    Enslaved
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    Stuga: "Do you know how long I've been looking for you?"

    My waifu, reliable as usual
  • Streega
    Streega
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    Fence in Vurkhel Guard:
    "What delights have you pilfered for me today?"
    "Been dipping our hands into strange cookie jars, have we?"
    My favourite :3

    Stuga, the guard (?) shouting "Hold!" in Riften and some Nord in Stormhold saying "Maybe it's a giant argonian dung pile?" - most annoying :/
    ⊂(￣(工)￣)⊃ Don't-Care-Bear ⊂(￣(工)￣)⊃
    PC EU "House Tertia" - Friendly Guild for Mature Folks (housetertia.com)
    PC EU "Priests of Hircine" - Awesome Guild for Friendly Werewolves (free bites!)
    Master Angler
  • Tyrion87
    Tyrion87
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    "What's this? The challenger is back for another try!"
    "Looks like the challenger is trying again!"
    The most irritating and frustrating sayings when I was doing vMA for the first time ^^

    Now, this one haunts me like a nightmare each time I get powered maul or charged resto staff:
    "You're not done with this arena yet".

    ;-(
  • ValkynSketha
    ValkynSketha
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    Have you not heard me? Have I not made your choice plain? You will listen, mortals, even if it means peeling the ears from your skull and shouting Namira's will into whatever's left of your broken skulls.
  • Messy1
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    Well some of us who've been around since launch will remember this little nugget . . .

    https://youtu.be/K_XT6chiNt0

    Edited by Messy1 on 13 December 2016 10:45
  • Kram8ion
    Kram8ion
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    Poor little leaf
    "Whats brown and sticky? A stick,"
    I'll miss her
    Aussie lag is real!
  • theher0not
    theher0not
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    "I'll stab you where the bright moons don't shine" Adusa-Daro
  • Lokryn
    Lokryn
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    "Excuse me, stranger. May we speak?"
  • Grymmoire
    Grymmoire
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    My absolute favorite is this one. So thin a veiled double entendre, no?

    "This one tried molasses for the first time. It was sticky, sweet and wonderful. This one thinks that next time, he will try other parts of the mole."
  • Tai-Chi
    Tai-Chi
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    On entering Kvatch Main Gate,
    Eutropia Senyan says; " ... and you'd do well to loosen that codpiece. By the Eight, what a killjoy!"

    With all those Blades of Woe slashing about - better be safe than sorry, don't you think? o:)


    PC - EU (Main) & PC - NA
  • Beerbong_Ginn
    Beerbong_Ginn
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    "JULIANOS' LITTLE TEAPOT!!!"

    "Inkeeper says I'm too drunk to drink, how ri.... how red.... how stupid is that?!?! I do my best drinking when I'm drunk, ask anyone! Ask Aldimonwe over there, she'll tell you!"
    Edited by Beerbong_Ginn on 13 December 2016 14:31
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    The Drunkard Knights
    Cosmergio Inebriato - Imperial Templar, Ebonheart Pact
    Lucretia Inebriato - Imperial Dragonknight, Ebonheart Pact
    Helvius Inebriato - Imperial Dragonknight, Ebonheart Pact
    Belladonna Faleri - Imperial Sorcerer, Aldmeri Dominion
    Drinks-under-tables - Argonian Templar, Daggerfall Covenant
    Koh'rona gra-Beerchugger - Orc Nightblade, Daggerfall Covenant
    The Beerwench - Nord Warden, Ebonheart Pact
    Ican Hazbeer - Khajiit Sorcerer, Ebonheart Pact
    Yukan Hazbeer - Khajiit Nightblade, Ebonheart Pact
    Mama'Emeritus - Dunmer Dragonknight, Ebonheart Pact
    Mama'Meretrix - Dunmer Sorcerer, Ebonheart Pact
    Mama'Ignitus - Dunmer Templar, Ebonheart Pact
    Mama'Obscurus - Dunmer Nightblade, Ebonheart Pact
    Faeliinyth - Bosmer Warden, Ebonheart Pact
    Byress Ginerva - Breton Warden, Ebonheart Pact
    Twitch: www.twitch.tv/beerbong_ginn Twitter: @BeerbongGinn
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    I Feel Heroic
  • Erik_Darksinger
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    "You throw it up, you lick it up" Ebonheart Pact barmaid

    "It's not a rumour!" Random Nord Guards in a bad Schwarzenegger accent.

    -anything Naryu says- My favorite Morag Tong member.
    Edited by Erik_Darksinger on 13 December 2016 14:56
    Damian Du'Bois - Breton Nightblade
    Erik Darksinger - Nord Nightblade
    Gabriella Gautier-Du'Bois - Breton Sorcerer
    Jaysun Blackheart - Redguard Nightblade
    Markul the Butcher - Orc Nightblade
    Markus Gautier - Imperial Nightblade
    Variius Indoril - Dunmer Warden[/center
    Ebonheart Pact - PC/NA
  • Minalan
    Minalan
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    "You must be the guy who saved someone or did something great two years ago on some nameless side-quest that he can't *** remember! I admire you!"
    Edited by Minalan on 13 December 2016 14:52
  • Spearblade
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    raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »
    Ulguna Soul-Reaver: Tearing your soul out never fails to amused me, Gasteau. I'll return it to you. Eventually. (Vaults of madnesss)

    NOOOOOOOOOOOO! I was enjoying just about everything, but after farming Vaults of Madness...I...can't...handle...it.
  • Cavedog
    Cavedog
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    Velidreth "I'm waiting for you sweet meat" ....or something pretty close to that.
  • Gedalya
    Gedalya
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    "Honest Merchant Here!"
    Baskin Robbins always finds out.

    Check out my ESO name generator: eso.tamriel.org
  • luen79rwb17_ESO
    luen79rwb17_ESO
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    Old school here: "RANSER! You mad man... It's time to finish this!"

    "Let's hope that this time it's more about contest!" fa-huit-nen MSA

    "Demiprince make them fight!" MSA

    "If it weren't for my political leanings I never would have been targeted!" A pro-Ranser merchant in Shornhelm outlaws refugee
    PC/DC/NAserver

    V16 sorc - V16 temp - V16 dk - V1 nb - V1 temp - V1 dk
  • mb10
    mb10
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    "Diplomacy is the art of lying... for your alliance" IC Sewers

    "...Greetings..." The other voice that has absolutely no hope in the sewers too
  • SolarCat02
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    Gedalya wrote: »
    "Honest Merchant Here!"

    This one is especially funny because I usually hear it in the Thieves Refuges from the resident guild traders. :D
    Why be normal when you can be better?

    Elissandra Ravenwing, Magicka Dragonknight Healer
    Lady Kalila, Stamina Templar DPS
    Stands-in-Danger, Nightblade Saptank
    Zalarah, Stamina Dragonknight DPS
  • SneaK
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    "Wood Elves aren't made of wood. Sea Elves aren't made of water. M'aiq still wonders about High Elves."
    "IMO"
    Aldmeri Dominion
    Bosmer Nightblade AR 32 - Altmer Templar AR 26 - Dunmer Dragonknight AR 18 - Altmer Sorcerer AR 20 - Khajiit Dragonknight AR 18
    (+3 not worth mentioning, yet)
  • Ivehn
    Ivehn
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    From Fa Nuit Hen in MA as well: 'Such brutality!'

    It’s the way he says it that’s funny – as if tingles are running down his spine, and he’s not sure what he wants to see more: you emerging victorious or dying in a horrifying way :sweat_smile:
  • ookami007
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    "FANCY MAN!"
  • Ilsabet
    Ilsabet
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    RebornV3x wrote: »
    The most annoying line in TESO is in the town of Ebonheart in Stonefalls some random nord NPC will say "hey there fancy man fall on any swords latly" for some reason this sets me off and I will not go back to Ebonheart because of it I once went on a killing spree to see if I could shut up the NPC but you can't

    You'll be pleased to know that his dialogue is no longer audible to the general populace, only the people who have his quest.

    Personally I miss him. :(
    Ilsabet Menard - DC Breton Nightblade archer - Savior of Pretty Much Everything, Grand Overlord & Empress Nubcakes
    My characters and their overly elaborate backstories
    Ilsabet's Headcanon
    The Adventures of Torbyrn Windchaser - Breaking the Ice & Ashes to Ashes
    Bastian's Tattoos: An Inaccurate Headcanon
    PC NA
  • Nefas
    Nefas
    Class Representative
    "What? You've never seen a Wood Elf before?"
    YouTube
    Twitch
    ESOU Discord
    ESO University
    Twitter
  • Kharnis
    Kharnis
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    Rikke the Axe, The Hollow City:

    You: "Do you miss Skyrim?"
    Rikke: "Of course! But I brought a little bit of home with me. I filled my pocket with snow before we left. Here, let me show...well. This is unfortunate."
    "Technology today is a race between engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof devices, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."

    - Rich Cook
  • leeux
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    Strange that no one mentioned this one, but my favorite by far is Razum-Dar after he gets transformed into Queen Ayrenn, during Greenshade quest at Woodhearth:

    "Are you sure the illusion applies everywhere? Maybe this one should take a few moments to check?"
    PC/NA - Proud old member of the Antique Ordinatus Populus
    My chars
    Liana Amnell (AD mSorc L50+, ex EP) =x= Lehnnan Klennett (AD mTemplar L50+ Healer/Support ) =x= Ethim Amnell (AD mDK L50+, ex DC)
    Leinwyn Valaene (AD mSorc L50+) =x= Levus Artorias (AD mDK-for-now L50+) =x= Madril Ulessen (AD mNB L50+) =x= Lyra Amnis (AD not-Stamplar-yet L50+)
    I only PvP on AD chars

    ~~ «And blossoms anew beneath tomorrow's sun >>»
    ~~ «I am forever swimming around, amidst this ocean world we call home... >>»
    ~~ "Let strength be granted so the world might be mended... so the world might be mended."
    ~~ "Slash the silver chain that binds thee to life"
    ~~ Our cries will shrill, the air will moan and crash into the dawn. >>
    ~~ The sands of time were eroded by the river of constant change >>
  • Recremen
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    THE WOOD ELF KNOWN AS FININDREN HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF THE FOLLOWING CRIMES
    1. STEALING ROTTEN TOMATOES AND OTHER REFUSE FROM STABLEMASTER SEMIRAL'S MIDDEN HEAP
    2. DUMPING SAID REFUSE ON THE HEAD OF THE ALTMER COMMANDER FALRUIN DURING HIS VISIT TO THE CLANDMOTHER [sic]
    3. AND FINALLY, KNOCKING OVER THE. CART. OF APPRIUS THE MERCHANT WHILE ATTEMPTING TO AVOID CAPUTRE

    FOR ALL OF THESE CRIMES, THIS ONE SENTENCES HIM TO THE STOCKS. UNTIL SUCH TIME AS HE SHOWS PROPER REPENTANCE.
    Edited by Recremen on 14 December 2016 05:15
    Men'Do PC NA AD Khajiit
    Grand High Illustrious Mid-Tier PvP/PvE Bussmunster
  • Sinolai
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    "The midnight union has kidnapped my wife"

    "Welcome to the bank of wayrest. In times of trouble..... (This is where you get to open bank window)"
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