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Popular Sayings From NPCs In Game
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A few funny common NPC sayings were made on a different unrelated thread and I thought it would be cool to make a thread for them solely.
What have you heard over and over... and over again while playing ESO?
I'll start:
"If you're looooking for the Bank of Mournhold, you've come to the right plac-" spamming continue button at this point
"I'm going to lose my shirt here! If these don't get delivered, I dont get paid!" - Woman by Belkarth Wayshrine
"Cart them up a road to a school where they lob off the heads of the unworthy?? No thank you. Somebody's bound to turn up eventually..." Her again...
"HALT! I was sent for you!" Annoying Nord spirit just outside Riften that follows you.
"THIIIIIS ONEEE HAS SEVERAL ACCOUNTS TO SETTLE BEFORE THE MOONS RRRISE AND FALL" - Khajiit banker in Rawl'kha
What have you heard over and over... and over again while playing ESO?
I'll start:
"If you're looooking for the Bank of Mournhold, you've come to the right plac-" spamming continue button at this point
"I'm going to lose my shirt here! If these don't get delivered, I dont get paid!" - Woman by Belkarth Wayshrine
"Cart them up a road to a school where they lob off the heads of the unworthy?? No thank you. Somebody's bound to turn up eventually..." Her again...
"HALT! I was sent for you!" Annoying Nord spirit just outside Riften that follows you.
"THIIIIIS ONEEE HAS SEVERAL ACCOUNTS TO SETTLE BEFORE THE MOONS RRRISE AND FALL" - Khajiit banker in Rawl'kha
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Blkadr✭✭✭✭In Cragorn: "My wife told me to move merchandise so I took it out of this crate and put it in another crate" or something like that.5 -
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✭"CP 561 DD LFG"
well it might as well be spammed by an NPC as it's mostly what gets spammed in zone chat3 -
SolarCat02✭✭✭✭✭"Do you have any idea how long I have been looking for you???" - StugaWhy be normal when you can be better?
Elissandra Ravenwing, Magicka Dragonknight Healer
Lady Kalila, Stamina Templar DPS
Stands-in-Danger, Nightblade Saptank
Zalarah, Stamina Dragonknight DPS11 -
Ivehn✭✭✭"...stealing rotten tomatoes from stablemaster Semiral's..." - a NPC in Rawl'kha
"Come again when you can't stay so long." - I forget the NPC who says this, I think it might be several
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ANGEL_BtVS✭✭✭✭"Welcome to the Hlaalu treasury" (Not sure why but this one has stuck with me, even though he has several other intros)
"I can tell you've got brains and smarts both. Smarts enough to buy from me!"
"Go ahead, surprise me. Say something intelligent." (LOL)Edited by ANGEL_BtVS on 12 December 2016 15:352 -
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✭✭✭ANGEL_BtVS wrote: »"Welcome to the Hlaalu treasury" (Not sure why but this one has stuck with me, even though he has several other intros)
"I can tell, you've got brains and smarts both. Smarts enough to buy from me!"
"Go ahead, surprise me. Say something intelligent." (LOL)
hahahah the last one is a classic from IC sewers @ANGEL_BtVS0 -
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✭✭I erect the spine of welcome! -Argonian banker in Mournhold. I also say this occasionally when a new guild member joins.3 -
SolarCat02✭✭✭✭✭Niedras?? A THIEF??
He really needs to get over that. It's been years in Tamriel time.
I started that quest on an alternative, my husband announced to the living room, "Niedras?? A THIEF??" and I immediately dropped the quest.
Why be normal when you can be better?
Elissandra Ravenwing, Magicka Dragonknight Healer
Lady Kalila, Stamina Templar DPS
Stands-in-Danger, Nightblade Saptank
Zalarah, Stamina Dragonknight DPS3 -
Qoulohn✭✭"Looook, I got clean socks..!"-T h e - D a g g e r f a l l - C o v e n a n t-PC | EU | DC | PvPImaginative use of names for my Characters :
Might-Not-Be-Argnian - Argonian Templar
Qoulohn - Wood Elf Nightblade
Qoulohn Two - Breton Sorcerer
Qoulohn Three - Orc DK
Qoulohn Four - Dark Elf Sorcerer
Qoulohn Five - Wood Elf Nightblade
Qoulohn Six - High Elf Templar
Qoulohn Seven - Khajiit Templar5 -
Molec✭✭✭"The Wood Elf known as Finedrin has been found guilty of the following crimes: Stealing rotten tomatoes and other refuse from stablemaster Semiral's midden-heap, Dumping said refuse on the head of the Altmer commander, Faruin during his visit to the clanmother, And finally, knocking over the cart of Atrius the merchant while attempting to avoid capture. For all of these crimes, this one sentences him to the stocks until such time as he shows proper repentance!"
Rawlkha is the most convenient town as the bank and guild traders are directly next to the wayshrine with a general merchant close by, however the above saying makes Rawl a repetitive mess if you have the speech volume turned up..PC-EU 666cp+
Molec - Dunmer Magika Sorc
Lucius Bal - Altmer Magika DK
Avborh - Breton Magika Templar
Skorun - Altmer Magika NB
Darum-Zar - Khajiit Stamina DK
Nephi Dagon - Argonian Mag Templar
Warden of Red Mountain - Bosmer Stamina Warden
Warden of Dagoth-Ur - Altmer Magika Warden
George Carlin — "Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience"10 -
Zyrudin✭✭✭✭Undaunted spirit Kahjiit in Hollow City's Inn: "THIS ONE BOUGH THIS ONE A DRINK! NOW SING!"
Rest of the spirit Undaunted members: "Undaunted... Undaunted..."0 -
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✭"If I want your opinion then I will give it to you" - I think from guards in Rawlk'ha#1 tip (Re)check your graphics settings periodically - especially resolution.1 -
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✭✭Molag Kena: THE SCROLL IS MINE!!! KILLL 'EM ALL! (White gold tower dungeon)
Ata'var where are you?4 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Did your sister see a clutch of butterflies while she was there?
BEEEEEEEEEELLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEVE what you liiiiiiiike7 -
Emothic✭✭✭✭I can't remember the full conversation, but it did make me laught a bit.
Player: "Are you their blacksmith?"
NPC: "No, I'm their bard. I lost my lute and drum and decided to replace them with a hammer and an anvil. Of course I'm their blacksmith."Lord Emothic Von Hellsing of ze Hellsing Family.
Dragon Knight of the Ebonheart Pact. Xbox One - NA7 -
XDragonDoomX✭✭✭✭✭"She ate my sweetroll. It was the last one" (says this when you talk to him)
NPC up by the water in Daggerfall, near to the table where a couple of ladies sit
(references a regular comment made by guards in Skyrim, etc)."Forums are like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea.
massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of
mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. ”
(with apologies to Eugene H. Spafford, aka Spaf)
I have the power to please one person per day. Today is not your day.
Tomorrow... Tomorrow does not look good either.
82. Victory laps after killing the dragon with my 1d2 bow is considered in poor taste.
83. My gnome does not like big butts and he cannot lie.
84. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying a 220lb pull crossbow.
85. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying an industrial strength flamethrower.
86. Not allowed to make a superhero with a 99% chance of dodging even after the -10 penalty for a successful called shot.
87. There is no such thing as a dwarven katana.
88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
89. The elf's name is not Legolam.
** Mr Glenn's Forbidden activities list**0 -
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✭"If you want to lose ten pounds of ugly fat, I'd be happy to chop off your head."
"Did you hear? Some stranger saved King Casimir's life!"
"Over there! It's MEREEL!"PC NA & EU || Mammoth Guilds - Victory or Valhalla || Altmer sorcerer main
"Wood Elves aren't made of wood. Sea Elves aren't made of water. M'aiq still wonders about High Elves."4 -
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✭✭✭✭✭"Cry me a river. Maybe you'll float out of Craglorn..."raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »Molag Kena: THE SCROLL IS MINE!!! KILLL 'EM ALL! (White gold tower dungeon)
Ata'var where are you?
"The Plane Meld is as majestic as it is terrible. Well, mostly just terrible".
I never get tired of the dialogue in WGT.The Moot Councillor4 -
Bryanonymous✭✭✭✭✭"Did you hear? Some stranger saved King Cassamir's life!"
"Any idea where the stranger came from? I'd like to buy that hero an ale!"
Sad that I can remember so many and much more amusing ones from Skyrim. I can't think of a single NPC comment in ESO that makes me laugh.Edited by Bryanonymous on 12 December 2016 17:462 -
Junipus✭✭✭✭✭"Durang you idiot! Well I'm not cleaning up this mess" or something along those lines.
"The warrior and his army of old Yokuda claim the citadel of Hel Ra. Leave and live, trespass and die. You have been warned"The Legendary Nothing3
my favorite 