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What deeply evil person created...
KingDuncanVII
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...this.
I was thirsty and I usually hydrate myself with water but, I saw a six pack of this in the fridge. And I thought, "Hmm. I could go for a healthy beverage other than water." Little did I know, at that moment, I f***ed up. It has to be on the Top 5 Most Disgusting Things On Earth leaderboard. I mean, seriously. As soon as my tongue grazed the liquid surface of this beverage, my taste buds went into a coma. Please, if nothing good happens to this world, ban this drink. It is not fair to unsuspecting victims such as myself. God, I can still taste it. My night is ruined.
That is all.
I was thirsty and I usually hydrate myself with water but, I saw a six pack of this in the fridge. And I thought, "Hmm. I could go for a healthy beverage other than water." Little did I know, at that moment, I f***ed up. It has to be on the Top 5 Most Disgusting Things On Earth leaderboard. I mean, seriously. As soon as my tongue grazed the liquid surface of this beverage, my taste buds went into a coma. Please, if nothing good happens to this world, ban this drink. It is not fair to unsuspecting victims such as myself. God, I can still taste it. My night is ruined.
That is all.
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Jaeysa✭✭✭✭✭KingDuncanVII wrote: »...this.
I was thirsty and I usually hydrate myself with water but, I saw a six pack of this in the fridge. And I thought, "Hmm. I could go for a healthy beverage other than water." Little did I know, at that moment, I f***ed up. It has to be on the Top 5 Most Disgusting Things On Earth leaderboard. I mean, seriously. As soon as my tongue grazed the liquid surface of this beverage, my taste buds went into a coma. Please, if nothing good happens to this world, ban this drink. It is not fair to unsuspecting victims such as myself. God, I can still taste it. My night is ruined.
That is all.
My mother used to keep this in the house. I really like juice. "Oh, it's just vegetable juice, try some". I like veggies, I like juice...biggest mistake. >_<PC/NA: Primarily Daggerfall Covenant.
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KingDuncanVII✭✭✭My mother used to keep this in the house. I really like juice. "Oh, it's just vegetable juice, try some". I like veggies, I like juice...biggest mistake. >_<
My exact thought process. Haha!
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✭✭✭Cool story bro, but the mods will probably be along shortly to close this thread for being off topic because Zenimax cba to give us an off topic forum to post this stuff in...Guildmaster of Power With Numbers in PS4 NA Server's Aldmeri Dominion.
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✭Cyrodiil sucks.
There, now this thread is On Topic.
Please continue.Wake up, we're here. Why are you shaking? Are you ok? Wake up...11 -
KingDuncanVII✭✭✭Cyrodiil sucks.
There, now this thread is On Topic.
Please continue.
"Cyrodiil sucks" ...as much as Original V8.
Haha. Thanks for getting things back on topic.
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RoyalPink06✭✭✭✭✭Lol! Not what I was expecting.
"What the eff is juice? I want some veggie drink, baby!"NA PS40 -
KingDuncanVII✭✭✭RoyalPink06 wrote: »Lol! Not what I was expecting.
"What the eff is juice? I want some veggie drink, baby!"
Haha. Why not just juice every food we enjoy?
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✭My definition of veggie juice is to cut everything, put cut veggies in bowl ...carefully put juices on the cutting board in a cup, slurp it up.
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✭✭✭✭Shouldn't there be an in-game version of this (some warped easter egg) in Grahtwood??Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
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✭✭✭newtinmpls wrote: »Shouldn't there be an in-game version of this (some warped easter egg) in Grahtwood??
Dude if you walked into Grahtwood with a case of V8 the Bosmer would crucify you. Green Pact much?@wayfarerx - PC / North America / Aldmeri Dominion6 -
waterfairy✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭The problem is that you thought this is a good thirst quencher, when you should think of it as cold soup in a bottle for a busy life.
There was a point in time that my life was that hectic and I learned to like V8 but I had to spice it up with a little pepper to enjoy it.0 -
Mettaricana✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Was starving one day after bad hours of work there was a case of this stuff in the fridge I felt froggy and downed the entire case one after another I had to drink straight high burn vodka as a chaser but I made it...1 -
NewBlacksmurf✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Yyoooooo!!!!!
I'm dying right now. Hahahahahaa
That mess is terrible.
Now I'll drink the regular ones real cold but not low sodium.
A www man. I'm done tonight. Hahahaha-PC (PTS)/Xbox One: NewBlacksmurf
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JadeNaria✭✭✭KingDuncanVII wrote: »...this.
I was thirsty and I usually hydrate myself with water but, I saw a six pack of this in the fridge. And I thought, "Hmm. I could go for a healthy beverage other than water." Little did I know, at that moment, I f***ed up. It has to be on the Top 5 Most Disgusting Things On Earth leaderboard. I mean, seriously. As soon as my tongue grazed the liquid surface of this beverage, my taste buds went into a coma. Please, if nothing good happens to this world, ban this drink. It is not fair to unsuspecting victims such as myself. God, I can still taste it. My night is ruined.
That is all.
This is something that I routinely use in my vegan lifestyle for either drinking or for use as a seasoning in my food. Try using it as a seasoning the next time you cook or even make soup with it!
Add a cup of water for each can of those you use and then add veggies, potatoes and brown rice. Its uber yummy and healthy. Always buy the low sodium version as too much sodium for us makes us retain water and is not healthy.Trueflame or Haderus NA PC AD
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✭✭✭✭✭KingDuncanVII wrote: »It is not fair to unsuspecting victims such as myself. God, I can still taste it. My night is ruined.
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Valrien✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Low Sodium is code for no salt. Yuck.
Low Sodium isn't a problem at all. Just put it on the forums for a while and it'll get salty in no time.Valrien Dravic -- Level 50 Dunmeri Sorcerer (EP)
Garahel Dravic -- Level 50 Bosmeri Nightblade (EP)Tamriel Unlimited was a mistake. One Tamriel was a bigger mistake4 -
Oh_Skrivva✭✭✭Bloody Mary's are my favorite hang over cure. A little bit hair of the dog that bit you. I think I might make a drink now.Costco member
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I'm forced to agree with @NewBlacksmurf on this one. I actually like the regular ones, especially after I've been getting exercise (they do need to be cold though). I wouldn't touch the low sodium ones with a 10 foot pole though...NewBlacksmurf wrote: »That mess is terrible.
Now I'll drink the regular ones real cold but not low sodium.
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Clearly you're not Canadian. Any true Canadian would go for a Caesar instead of a Bloody Mary. Got to have that Clamato!Oh_Skrivva wrote: »Bloody Mary's are my favorite hang over cure. A little bit hair of the dog that bit you. I think I might make a drink now.
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Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
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✭✭✭✭✭This could cure Cyrodiil lag, and I still wouldn't be tempted to touch it."A probable impossibility is preferable to an improbable possibility." - Aristotle1 -
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✭✭✭newtinmpls wrote: »Shouldn't there be an in-game version of this (some warped easter egg) in Grahtwood??
Dude if you walked into Grahtwood with a case of V8 the Bosmer would crucify you. Green Pact much?
It's more like "guidelines".2 -
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✭✭✭✭newtinmpls wrote: »Shouldn't there be an in-game version of this (some warped easter egg) in Grahtwood??Dude if you walked into Grahtwood with a case of V8 the Bosmer would crucify you. Green Pact much?
Oh come on, they are only "harvested" after they are "dead"/dormant.
And don't get me started on the mangulation of the Green Pact in ESOTenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis0 -
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✭✭✭newtinmpls wrote: »Shouldn't there be an in-game version of this (some warped easter egg) in Grahtwood??
Dude if you walked into Grahtwood with a case of V8 the Bosmer would crucify you. Green Pact much?
It's more like "guidelines".newtinmpls wrote: »newtinmpls wrote: »Shouldn't there be an in-game version of this (some warped easter egg) in Grahtwood??Dude if you walked into Grahtwood with a case of V8 the Bosmer would crucify you. Green Pact much?
Oh come on, they are only "harvested" after they are "dead"/dormant.
And don't get me started on the mangulation of the Green Pact in ESO
You guys explain that to a mob of angry tree elves holding pitchforks and... regular forks. I spend far too much time in Valenwood to play that game.@wayfarerx - PC / North America / Aldmeri Dominion0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Reconstituted juice, artificially flavored and designed to sit on a shelf for months, isn't something you want in your body.
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xxslam48xxb14_ESO✭✭✭✭✭I actually really like vegetable juice and vegetables in general are great.I wrote a poem that I titled, "The ganker's delight."
As you lay upon the ground, cry not little pawn.
The pain will pass as quickly as my blade did take you,
but my delight will last and you will respawn.
My heart simply cannot contain my joy, when I ply my trade.
The fault lies with you, your skill was lacking.
Now your salt is mine forever, can't you hear the laughing?
Once you were so proud and now you are reduced to this.
A miserable, loud deuced fool.
With every tear you drip, with every excuse you let slip.
All of your insecurities and worries bring a smile to my lip.
From your despair I have ripped endless glories,
but our affair is over now. Be afraid for I will return for more.
I have received many titles, to my allies I am The sniper Emperor and Grand champion hero of the Pact. However these titles mean little to me, it is the ones given to me by my victims that I prefer. To them I am "Xv1er", "trash", "no balls", "zerger", "noob", "cringe", "no skill", "camper", "100% new", "the reason this game is dying", "pathetic", "a sack of piece of [snip]", "mediocre", "absolute inbred", "beyond a virgin", "ganky dork", "fat smelly 40yr old virgin", "little girl", "daddy", "exploiting loser", and every [snipped] word known to man.0 -
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✭KingDuncanVII wrote: »RoyalPink06 wrote: »Lol! Not what I was expecting.
"What the eff is juice? I want some veggie drink, baby!"
Haha. Why not just juice every food we enjoy?
I love ESO (staying on topic).
I, personally, love to juice our friend known as the carrot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqEZlZrcCU 0 -
I personally love low sodium V8. I also cook with it as someone else posted. It's the base for my vegetable beef soup, as well as beef stew.0
