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Thread for PC Users :)

  • Ysne58
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    JD2013 wrote: »
    MissBizz wrote: »
    JD2013 wrote: »
    MissBizz wrote: »
    JD2013 wrote: »
    Oh my god there's a goat pet!!!!!!!

    Getting!

    ...on the PTS.

    Why did ZOS not say anything???

    I've only played a tiny bit of it as I'm trying to save it for my live character. Patience is hard haha.

    Maybe they were keeping it as a nice surprise? Certainly is one!

    Yeah, not going to lie, I probably wouldn't have been as ridiculous when I found out if the posted about it first lol.

    I stopped playing to save it for live too.. Might go with a low level character and do the same quests again though.. See how the scaling is and whatnot

    That's actually a great idea.

    I tried with a newbie just out of wailing prison -- not very successful. Level 10 would probably do better, more skill points.
  • newtinmpls
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    Still waiting for a durzog.......
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
    ***
    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • WldKarde
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    Only 3 weeks left till Orsinium drops...

    Come for the orcs...
    race-orc.jpg

    But stay for the goats!
    11925997_958459710844194_7492581753032990273_n-2.jpg?quality=80

    And here's some goat pancakes to start your week off right :p
    56990fb228f7ddf4215cbf1eb7bcf5b6.jpg

    Hmm...I hope goats like popcorn ;)
    Edited by WldKarde on 12 October 2015 03:53
    PC NA
    Characters formally known as Veteran 16:
    Wldkarde, Sir WldKarde , Lil-Miss WldKarde,
    Dame WldKarde Stamplar "Master Angler" "Main" ,
    Shady WldKarde, WldKarde"s Bacon, Jaded WldKarde,
    River Wldkarde
    18 Master Anglers so far
    "Dames and Sirs, take my advice, pull down your pants...and slide on the ice!" Slightly adjusted quote of Dr. Sidney Friedman from M*A*S*H
  • newtinmpls
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    Its ugly out there tonight.... I think I'll have a few extra goat-cakes...num!
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
    ***
    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • Xendyn
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    wldkarde wrote: »
    Hmm...I hope goats like popcorn ;)

    They do

    popcorn.jpg
    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
    A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
    There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance - Socrates
    Member of the Old Guard, keepers of the game's history

    PC/NA
  • MissBizz
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    I love that when I swing back here I see goats :) Makes me excited!
    Lone Wolf HelpFor the solo players who know, sometimes you just need a hand.PC | NA | AD-DC-EP | Discord
  • freespirit
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    Hey guys.....

    Remember the deer in trees we all saw ingame?

    Specially for @MissBizz and @JD2013 I present your goats........

    ax01zp.jpg

    Catch them if you can!! :)
    When people say to me........
    "You're going to regret that in the morning"
    I sleep until midday cos I'm a problem solver!
  • JD2013
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    freespirit wrote: »
    Hey guys.....

    Remember the deer in trees we all saw ingame?

    Specially for @MissBizz and @JD2013 I present your goats........

    ax01zp.jpg

    Catch them if you can!! :)

    Ahahahahaha I want a Goat tree.
    Sweetrolls for all!

    Christophe Mottierre - Breton Templar with his own whole darn estate! Templar Houses are so 2015. EU DC

    PC Beta Tester January 2014

    Elder of The Black
    Order of Sithis
    The Runners

    @TamrielTraverse - For Tamriel related Twitter shenanigans!
    https://tamrieltraveller.wordpress.com/

    Crafting bag OP! ZOS nerf pls!
  • WldKarde
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    And just when I thought I was over the top addicted to Elder Scrolls Online...I found this.

    http://nerdpopcorn.com/ultimate-elder-scrolls-man-cave/

    Now I have to ask you my friends...How freaking cool is that?

    Only thing missing was the popcorn bowl ;)

    PC NA
    Characters formally known as Veteran 16:
    Wldkarde, Sir WldKarde , Lil-Miss WldKarde,
    Dame WldKarde Stamplar "Master Angler" "Main" ,
    Shady WldKarde, WldKarde"s Bacon, Jaded WldKarde,
    River Wldkarde
    18 Master Anglers so far
    "Dames and Sirs, take my advice, pull down your pants...and slide on the ice!" Slightly adjusted quote of Dr. Sidney Friedman from M*A*S*H
  • JD2013
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    wldkarde wrote: »
    And just when I thought I was over the top addicted to Elder Scrolls Online...I found this.

    http://nerdpopcorn.com/ultimate-elder-scrolls-man-cave/

    Now I have to ask you my friends...How freaking cool is that?

    Only thing missing was the popcorn bowl ;)

    Sigh. Now I need an Elder Scrolls themed basement.

    [snip]
    [edited for inappropriate content]
    Edited by ZOS_Icy on 26 April 2026 17:58
    Sweetrolls for all!

    Christophe Mottierre - Breton Templar with his own whole darn estate! Templar Houses are so 2015. EU DC

    PC Beta Tester January 2014

    Elder of The Black
    Order of Sithis
    The Runners

    @TamrielTraverse - For Tamriel related Twitter shenanigans!
    https://tamrieltraveller.wordpress.com/

    Crafting bag OP! ZOS nerf pls!
  • P3ZZL3
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    $50,000!! I mean really, think how many XP Pots you could get on the crown store for that instead :D
    CP561 Redguard | Jabsy Templar | Stamina Build
    CP561 Breton | Jesus Beam Templar | Magicka Build Forever!
    CP561 Naked Nord | Tanky DK | Stamigicka Build

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  • Xendyn
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    They needed to wait on the pool, anyway. Kid's too young for it still.


    So... @newtinmpls I may have found someone that can help with The Gambler music vid.
    Check this out

    forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/223765/loading-times-parody-video#latest

    He did the whole thing, Midi music and singing.
    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
    A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
    There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance - Socrates
    Member of the Old Guard, keepers of the game's history

    PC/NA
  • UrQuan
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    Ever have one of those days when you feel like everyone is totally misunderstanding what you mean and taking your posts the wrong way? Yeah, I'm having one of those days...

    One case was totally my fault because my post was super unclear, and as soon as I saw the reply to it I knew that if I was reading my post without also knowing exactly what I was thinking when I wrote it, I would have read it the exact same way the person who replied did. The way they read it definitely wasn't how I meant it, but that was my own damn fault.

    Another case, I still can't understand how the person replying misunderstood where I was coming from so badly. I thought I was pretty clear about where I stood on that issue.

    And then there's another that I think was more the other person intentionally being obtuse. I'm more inclined to just ignore that one.

    Definitely one of those days though... I've got the problematic-posting blues.
    Caius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
    Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
    Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
    Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
    J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)
    Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
    Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
    Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
    Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
    Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)
    Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
    Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
    Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
    Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
    Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp
    Someone stole my sweetroll
  • Xendyn
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    I've got the forum posting BluUUues, oh Lord
    On just another forum daaayyy
    Lord I don't know what to doooo
    I just seem to make them cryyyyy

    That last long post was took all wrong
    I didn't mean to start a flame waaar
    I'll edit, delete it, try to start it over
    Lord I hate to hear it when they call me Fanboi

    *sung to this tune
    *we need a musician up in here

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66fk65rbYI8



    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
    A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
    There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance - Socrates
    Member of the Old Guard, keepers of the game's history

    PC/NA
  • MissBizz
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    UrQuan wrote: »
    Ever have one of those days when you feel like everyone is totally misunderstanding what you mean and taking your posts the wrong way? Yeah, I'm having one of those days...

    One case was totally my fault because my post was super unclear, and as soon as I saw the reply to it I knew that if I was reading my post without also knowing exactly what I was thinking when I wrote it, I would have read it the exact same way the person who replied did. The way they read it definitely wasn't how I meant it, but that was my own damn fault.

    Another case, I still can't understand how the person replying misunderstood where I was coming from so badly. I thought I was pretty clear about where I stood on that issue.

    And then there's another that I think was more the other person intentionally being obtuse. I'm more inclined to just ignore that one.

    Definitely one of those days though... I've got the problematic-posting blues.

    *goes and looks through UrQuans recent posts*
    Lone Wolf HelpFor the solo players who know, sometimes you just need a hand.PC | NA | AD-DC-EP | Discord
  • freespirit
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    Hi ya all......

    Option 1:-

    o0nkth.jpg

    Option 2:-

    14nk429.jpg

    or in my case spend 3 days trying to get my Hubby's race wheel working in conjunction with my old PC AND a driving sim, leading to........

    Option 3:-

    2dryzye.jpg

    BTW......... PC:- 0 Me:-1.........

    He is happily driving as I type :)
    When people say to me........
    "You're going to regret that in the morning"
    I sleep until midday cos I'm a problem solver!
  • UrQuan
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    Totally @Xendyn, totally...

    At least there really wasn't any drama or flamewars that came out of it, there was just a lot of me going "wait, but that's not what I meant!"
    Caius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
    Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
    Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
    Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
    J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)
    Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
    Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
    Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
    Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
    Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)
    Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
    Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
    Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
    Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
    Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp
    Someone stole my sweetroll
  • newtinmpls
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    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
    ***
    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • WldKarde
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    Just a few funny pics I found while looking for the threads "breakfast of the day"

    360.jpg
    As an American I endorse this message! :p

    baconseeds-1418239810k8ng4.png

    Oh wait...found some

    80c33faacc8efe9bfe01f90f369576dd.jpg

    Only 18 days till Orsinium!

    PC NA
    Characters formally known as Veteran 16:
    Wldkarde, Sir WldKarde , Lil-Miss WldKarde,
    Dame WldKarde Stamplar "Master Angler" "Main" ,
    Shady WldKarde, WldKarde"s Bacon, Jaded WldKarde,
    River Wldkarde
    18 Master Anglers so far
    "Dames and Sirs, take my advice, pull down your pants...and slide on the ice!" Slightly adjusted quote of Dr. Sidney Friedman from M*A*S*H
  • Xendyn
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    UrQuan wrote: »
    $_35.JPG

    Speaking of which, how's that Tamriel meal coming along?
    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
    A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
    There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance - Socrates
    Member of the Old Guard, keepers of the game's history

    PC/NA
  • UrQuan
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    Xendyn wrote: »
    UrQuan wrote: »
    $_35.JPG

    Speaking of which, how's that Tamriel meal coming along?
    Still working on scheduling with my friends... It's been a busy month or two in my circle of friends, what with birthdays and beerlympics.
    Caius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
    Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
    Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
    Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
    J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)
    Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
    Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
    Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
    Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
    Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)
    Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
    Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
    Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
    Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
    Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp
    Someone stole my sweetroll
  • freespirit
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    UrQuan wrote: »
    freespirit wrote: »
    Breakfast is late today......

    and it's Friday, so I propose this........

    5xphex.jpg

    Vodka based Jelly Waffles with Vodka and Orange to wash it down!!
    Hmm, suddenly I'm shocked that I've never seen this served in Vegas...
    newtinmpls wrote: »
    And if you need more carbs, or maybe some fat:

    r5gLFRk.jpg
    I'm really not a fan of coffee, so I did some quick googling and came up with this similar recipe sans coffee:
    http://www.thismamaloves.com/maple-bacon-popcorn-ball-recipe/
    My favorite part of the recipe:
    butter your hands heavily
    Done, and done! :D

    I take your 'buttery' hands........

    and give you Butter Dragon!!

    294gdh5.jpg

    I felt I should maybe steer this conversation away from the buttery hands!! >:)
    When people say to me........
    "You're going to regret that in the morning"
    I sleep until midday cos I'm a problem solver!
  • WldKarde
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    freespirit wrote: »
    Today I need a cure-all breakfast........

    6izi8l.jpg

    Happy Saturday. :)

    Any day started with Bacon has to be a good day!

    At least I hope so for my latest character...WldKarde's Bacon. B)

    A coworker's wife began her ESO journey today. She chose a templar, he went with a NB...so I rolled a DK Orc.
    Since the "less than PC" NPC's like to refer to Orcs as "Pig child"...and in honor of this thread's cravings for the perfect food...I found I had no other choice in my naming of my newest character.

    Inspired by the old Johnny Cash song "A Boy named Sue" I hope that someday "WldKarde's Bacon" can forgive me

    "Son, this world is rough
    And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough
    And I knew I wouldn't be there to help ya along.
    So I give ya that name and I said goodbye
    I knew you'd have to get tough or die
    And it's the name that helped to make you strong."

    He said: "Now you just fought one hell of a fight
    And I know you hate me, and you got the right
    To kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do.
    But ya ought to thank me, before I die,
    For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye
    Cause I'm the son-of-a-*** that named you "Sue.'"

    I got all choked up and I threw down my gun
    And I called him my pa, and he called me his son,
    And I came away with a different point of view.
    And I think about him, now and then,
    Every time I try and every time I win,
    And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him
    Bill or George! Anything but Sue! I still hate that name!


    Sorry about this "Bacon", but Orsinium is only 16 days away...suck it up son...war is hell and ya gotta be tough ;)
    PC NA
    Characters formally known as Veteran 16:
    Wldkarde, Sir WldKarde , Lil-Miss WldKarde,
    Dame WldKarde Stamplar "Master Angler" "Main" ,
    Shady WldKarde, WldKarde"s Bacon, Jaded WldKarde,
    River Wldkarde
    18 Master Anglers so far
    "Dames and Sirs, take my advice, pull down your pants...and slide on the ice!" Slightly adjusted quote of Dr. Sidney Friedman from M*A*S*H
  • Rodvic
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    That moment when you are terrified that you have to watch football but happy you get to see the Star Wars trailer...

    Edited by Rodvic on 24 October 2015 22:05
  • newtinmpls
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    ^^^ I have no idea what that even means....

    In other news, I learned a lot about the character I happened to be playing a few moments ago when I got recruited into a guild of ruffians and protested that I'd been framed.

    After all, I can see an orc getting framed for any number of things.
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
    ***
    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • WldKarde
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    I think the whole "Star Wars" thing @newtinmpls depends on when you were born.

    In 1977 I was the perfect demographic (10 year old male) for George Lucas, and I fell in love with Star Wars. Then came the "prequel" debacle and I fell out of love with Star Wars. So I kinda get it that it is weird to "have" to watch an NFL game as an american...just to see the latest trailer.

    I for one didn't bother...sometimes you can't un-ring the bell after having your favorite thing so utterly spoiled by someone who had lost touch with his vision...and his audience.
    I want nothing more than for this next film to revitalize my love for the series...but I won't be standing in line on opening night to see if it does. :(

    As far as your character...
    I had someone in EP chat mention "I had no idea how ugly Orcs were!"
    "WldKarde's Bacon" didn't flinch...in fact he smiled.
    He's an old war horse who doesn't let the mews of a few whelps get in his way, he just laughs knowing that they haven't seen hell...and come out the other side.

    People, characters, fans, and even George himself...sometimes lose track of what is really important in life. And that's to have fun! Might be why this thread is the longest of all the ESO threads..nothing too serious...just FUN! ;)


    Speaking of which...Only 13 days till Orsinium! B)

    PC NA
    Characters formally known as Veteran 16:
    Wldkarde, Sir WldKarde , Lil-Miss WldKarde,
    Dame WldKarde Stamplar "Master Angler" "Main" ,
    Shady WldKarde, WldKarde"s Bacon, Jaded WldKarde,
    River Wldkarde
    18 Master Anglers so far
    "Dames and Sirs, take my advice, pull down your pants...and slide on the ice!" Slightly adjusted quote of Dr. Sidney Friedman from M*A*S*H
  • newtinmpls
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    wldkarde wrote: »
    I think the whole "Star Wars" thing @newtinmpls depends on when you were born.

    In 1977 I was the perfect demographic (10 year old male) for George Lucas, and I fell in love with Star Wars. Then came the "prequel" debacle and I fell out of love with Star Wars.

    I first saw SW in the theater as a little kid, and also really ..... was "lukwarmed" by the prequels. That's not what I meant.

    First - who are those wiggling pink people? They look like My Little Pony on .... amanita or something.

    Also:
    wldkarde wrote: »

    So I kinda get it that it is weird to "have" to watch an NFL game as an american...just to see the latest trailer.

    1-I no longer own a TV

    2-Don't watch football willingly since the Vikings lost Tarkington

    3-Orcs are not ugly ... may I refer you to:

    http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/166265/pretty-orcs

    Although my orc-based goblins are certainly not pretty

    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
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    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
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    Just a lighthearted moment with one of my favorite NPCs in the game:

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    Just in case the text is too small to read easily:

    "You have perhaps something better to do? Look we are the Queen's Eyes. We do the things that must be done even if it means geting hit in the head. Killing those who do not deserve it.

    Riding a guar naked through an Argonian temple."
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    Edited by newtinmpls on 24 October 2015 08:10
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
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    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
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    Yawn...... late at night. Still at work.

    Wanna play ESO. Finally got the "right outfit" for my Maormer.....

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    Unfortunatly by the time I get home... walk the dogs... eat breakfast ... I'll need to get some sleep as I work tomorrow night too.
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
    ***
    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
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    Anyone still alive out there?
    I come with offerings...

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    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
    A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
    There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance - Socrates
    Member of the Old Guard, keepers of the game's history

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