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Thread for PC Users :)
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✭✭✭✭A small selection, for @MissBizz .........
How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
When your nose touches the ceiling!
How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit card!
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!
What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?
An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!
and my personal favourite........
How do you know an elephant has been in your fridge?
Footprints in the butter!
When people say to me........
"You're going to regret that in the morning"
I sleep until midday cos I'm a problem solver!0 -
UrQuan✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Elephants huh? OK, here's a puzzle involving an elephant.
How do you get an elephant into a fridge?
Someone stole my sweetrollCaius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp0 -
freespirit✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭Elephants huh? OK, here's a puzzle involving an elephant.
How do you get an elephant into a fridge?
Open the door?
But of course you have to take the giraffe out first Edited by freespirit on 1 September 2016 17:43When people say to me........
"You're going to regret that in the morning"
I sleep until midday cos I'm a problem solver!0 -
UrQuan✭✭✭✭✭
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lol I see someone knows the series of puzzles...freespirit wrote: »
Someone stole my sweetrollCaius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp0 -
freespirit✭✭✭✭✭
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lol I see someone knows the series of puzzles...freespirit wrote: »
My hubby is a total elephant joke expert, my kids were raised on them, there's several that still make me crack up even after hearing them so many times.
This is one such sequence.............
Q: How many elephants will fit into a Mini?
A: Four: Two in the front, two in the back.
Q: How many giraffes will fit into a Mini?
A: None. It's full of elephants.
Q: How do you get two whales in a Mini?
A: Along the M4 and across the Severn Bridge.
Q: How do you know there are two elephants in your refrigerator?
A: You can hear giggling when the light goes out. (Or: Two footprints in the butter)
Q: How do you know there are three elephants in your refrigerator?
A: You can't close the door.
Q: How do you know there are four elephants in your refrigerator?
A: There's an empty Mini parked outside.
Oh I love elephant jokes
Edited by freespirit on 1 September 2016 17:51When people say to me........
"You're going to regret that in the morning"
I sleep until midday cos I'm a problem solver!3 -
WldKarde✭✭✭✭✭Well darn!
Wish I'd known you were going to be in Portland last week @newtinmpls it would have been fun to say Hi in person since that's where I live.
We Portlanders are a goofy bunch, but we do know our coffee, beer and books
PC NACharacters formally known as Veteran 16:
Wldkarde, Sir WldKarde , Lil-Miss WldKarde,
Dame WldKarde Stamplar "Master Angler" "Main" ,
Shady WldKarde, WldKarde"s Bacon, Jaded WldKarde,
River Wldkarde18 Master Anglers so far"Dames and Sirs, take my advice, pull down your pants...and slide on the ice!" Slightly adjusted quote of Dr. Sidney Friedman from M*A*S*H0 -
newtinmpls✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭Well darn!
Wish I'd known you were going to be in Portland last week @newtinmpls it would have been fun to say Hi in person since that's where I live.
We Portlanders are a goofy bunch, but we do know our coffee, beer and books
Dang.... and there were 4 of us ESO-sters; @sekou_trayvond , @riverwind (don't know if she is actually a forum poster) and my beloved @Francis_Toliver
Oddly enough we found ourselves playing board games ... and I did NOT get myself a copy of "exploding kittens" (you have to defuse them or everyone dies).
And food. I went to Mother's while I was there.... oh I could go broke there.
Of course if I really lived in Portland, I would spend so much time in Powells I'd get fired, so that would be bad.Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis1 -
WldKarde✭✭✭✭✭For those of you who have been able to enjoy and test One Tamriel on PTS.
Please take good notes!
I'm now stuck in the wondrous journey of watching the launcher cruise at a blistering average of 200 kbps as it re downloads my PTS client
Luckily live still works, so I'm able to continue training new players in the ways of playing like a Knucklehead....
But I'm beginning to suffer from severe PTS withdrawals!
If I wake up in the AM and find that I still can't get in...There just might be a Grand Mal Tantrum in my future!
And trust me after working at a university for the past 24+ years...I've had a LOT of examples to use as reference
Oh...now up to 73% complete!
Probably be done just in time for Tuesdays maintenance
Edit: Well for those of you waiting for the tantrum...sorry
Woke up this morning and had PTS ready to go! Lots more to explore, but looks like One Tamriel is going to be a lot of fun. Not quite sure what to make of Craglorn as of yet though. It's either stupid easy...or one helluva lot harder than I remember depending on where you are. Either that or I'm a lot more rusty than I thought. I do like the Dolmens now, not such a face-roll as before.Edited by WldKarde on 5 September 2016 03:50PC NACharacters formally known as Veteran 16:
Wldkarde, Sir WldKarde , Lil-Miss WldKarde,
Dame WldKarde Stamplar "Master Angler" "Main" ,
Shady WldKarde, WldKarde"s Bacon, Jaded WldKarde,
River Wldkarde18 Master Anglers so far"Dames and Sirs, take my advice, pull down your pants...and slide on the ice!" Slightly adjusted quote of Dr. Sidney Friedman from M*A*S*H0 -
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