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Thread for PC Users :)
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likelolwhat✭✭✭✭I just need one of these:
Preferably two.
'Sall goooood.Forever looking for that one avatar that no one else has...
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likelolwhat✭✭✭✭Banging my head against the wall again.
The griefers just don't know when to shut up.
EDIT:mrskinskull wrote: »
In 4k? You mean 4k replies? I'm seeing 3.1k.
Edited by likelolwhat on 3 September 2015 00:29Forever looking for that one avatar that no one else has...
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Shunravi✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭mrskinskull wrote: »
its simple, low drama and post popcorn gifs.This one has an eloquent and well thought out response to tha... Ooh sweetroll!0 -
likelolwhat✭✭✭✭Forever looking for that one avatar that no one else has...
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I KNOW ZOS! I KNOW!
Your damn magicka and health bars go away if I use a drink! THIS IS HOW YOU ARE MAKING ME USE DRINKS!
*deep breathes*
@Xendyn How'd your head banging go?
Also
Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance - Socrates
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WldKarde✭✭✭✭✭Try one of these @MissBizz
This drink might make you feel better.
We used to not be able to get these down here in Oregon back in the day, so for me they are still a treat.
Or if the Kokanee doesn't do the trick....Just do what I do.
Spend some time among "helpful" friends in Imperial City!
Not only do your Health and Magicka bars go away...but also your TV stones!
Note to self: Always fight in your weight class...and quit running into yellow zergs
Edit: Second note to self....learn 2 spellEdited by WldKarde on 3 September 2015 04:51PC NACharacters formally known as Veteran 16:
Wldkarde, Sir WldKarde , Lil-Miss WldKarde,
Dame WldKarde Stamplar "Master Angler" "Main" ,
Shady WldKarde, WldKarde"s Bacon, Jaded WldKarde,
River Wldkarde18 Master Anglers so far"Dames and Sirs, take my advice, pull down your pants...and slide on the ice!" Slightly adjusted quote of Dr. Sidney Friedman from M*A*S*H0 -
Xendyn✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Try one of these @MissBizz
This drink might make you feel better.
We used to not be able to get these down here in Oregon back in the day, so for me they are still a treat.
Or if the Kokanee doesn't do the trick....Just do what I do.
Spend some time among "helpful" friends in Imperial City!
Not only do your Health and Magicka bars go away...but also your TV stones!
Note to self: Always fight in your weight class...and quit running into yellow zergs
Edit: Second note to self....learn 2 spell
*whistles innocently
Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance - Socrates
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WldKarde✭✭✭✭✭LOL @Xendyn
Just next time throw a little popcorn on my corps OK?
We're all supposed to B friends in here...Oh and you wouldn't happen to have any TV stones I could borrow? PC NACharacters formally known as Veteran 16:
Wldkarde, Sir WldKarde , Lil-Miss WldKarde,
Dame WldKarde Stamplar "Master Angler" "Main" ,
Shady WldKarde, WldKarde"s Bacon, Jaded WldKarde,
River Wldkarde18 Master Anglers so far"Dames and Sirs, take my advice, pull down your pants...and slide on the ice!" Slightly adjusted quote of Dr. Sidney Friedman from M*A*S*H0 -
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Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance - Socrates
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They must be new... a well seasoned veteran of the forums would never even imagine partaking in that game, right @P3ZZL3 ?? (where have you been??)Lone Wolf HelpFor the solo players who know, sometimes you just need a hand.PC | NA | AD-DC-EP | Discord0 -
mrskinskull✭✭✭✭likelolwhat wrote: »Banging my head against the wall again.
The griefers just don't know when to shut up.
EDIT:mrskinskull wrote: »
In 4k? You mean 4k replies? I'm seeing 3.1k.
No like 4 k graphics. Geez I wuz trying to be funny.
PC master race joke.
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✭✭mrskinskull wrote: »likelolwhat wrote: »Banging my head against the wall again.
The griefers just don't know when to shut up.
EDIT:mrskinskull wrote: »
In 4k? You mean 4k replies? I'm seeing 3.1k.
No like 4 k graphics. Geez I wuz trying to be funny.
PC master race joke.
And so ironic the we didnt get it huh? :PThis one has an eloquent and well thought out response to tha... Ooh sweetroll!0 -
mrskinskull✭✭✭✭mrskinskull wrote: »likelolwhat wrote: »Banging my head against the wall again.
The griefers just don't know when to shut up.
EDIT:mrskinskull wrote: »
In 4k? You mean 4k replies? I'm seeing 3.1k.
No like 4 k graphics. Geez I wuz trying to be funny.
PC master race joke.
And so ironic the we didnt get it huh? :P
I was just trying to please my malevolent overlords.0 -
WldKarde✭✭✭✭✭RIP...you were gone way before your time
And on that note I'm off to continue my PVP "education" in Imperial City
Happy Friday all!PC NACharacters formally known as Veteran 16:
Wldkarde, Sir WldKarde , Lil-Miss WldKarde,
Dame WldKarde Stamplar "Master Angler" "Main" ,
Shady WldKarde, WldKarde"s Bacon, Jaded WldKarde,
River Wldkarde18 Master Anglers so far"Dames and Sirs, take my advice, pull down your pants...and slide on the ice!" Slightly adjusted quote of Dr. Sidney Friedman from M*A*S*H0 -
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✭@MissBizz God No.....*shakes head* Nuhhh huhhh... *hic*
So, yeah, just been busy and threading in other areas and reading though PTS and PVP and having to work
I have been watching
Personally, LOVING IC!!! Like MAD!. Joined a 40+ person Zerg last night which was just crazy. I mean, it was a laugh and all, but got very bored very quickly. I really am not sure what people see in it.
It took 13 attempts to get to a Trophy room last night as well, as Yellow were camping it. After the 5th attempt and repeated spamming of "I have no stones, I'm just trying to get to trophy room" I just ran into the middle of them and hitting "/dance".
By the 13th time, they all just stood there, watched, and let me pass to the room
CP561 Redguard | Jabsy Templar | Stamina Build
CP561 Breton | Jesus Beam Templar | Magicka Build Forever!
CP561 Naked Nord | Tanky DK | Stamigicka Build
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Xendyn✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭@MissBizz God No.....*shakes head* Nuhhh huhhh... *hic*
So, yeah, just been busy and threading in other areas and reading though PTS and PVP and having to work
I have been watching
Personally, LOVING IC!!! Like MAD!. Joined a 40+ person Zerg last night which was just crazy. I mean, it was a laugh and all, but got very bored very quickly. I really am not sure what people see in it.
It took 13 attempts to get to a Trophy room last night as well, as Yellow were camping it. After the 5th attempt and repeated spamming of "I have no stones, I'm just trying to get to trophy room" I just ran into the middle of them and hitting "/dance".
By the 13th time, they all just stood there, watched, and let me pass to the room
Did you get anything good out of it?
We spent the night hunting down the big groups of red and blue, trying to keep them under control.
Some of them appear to be unable to adapt their tactics lol
Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance - Socrates
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MissBizz✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Does anyone recall items having a lock symbol on them? And it meant you couldn't change the enchantment?
I'm wondering if I. Getting confused with another game or if it did exist on ESO (or, if it still does)
@Urquan you been around awhileLone Wolf HelpFor the solo players who know, sometimes you just need a hand.PC | NA | AD-DC-EP | Discord0 -
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Hmm, I don't remember ever seeing that, but then again ever since launch over 90% of the non-jewelry gear I've used has been crafted, and for a long time after launch I didn't level enchanting, so it took me a long time to really start playing around with swapping out enchants on jewelry. So it's entirely possible that such a thing did (or does?) exist and I just never noticed...Does anyone recall items having a lock symbol on them? And it meant you couldn't change the enchantment?
I'm wondering if I. Getting confused with another game or if it did exist on ESO (or, if it still does)
@Urquan you been around awhile
Someone stole my sweetrollCaius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp0 -
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@MissBizz Yeah there's been locked enchantments for a while; not sure if they were around at launch, but I do remember seeing them last year. I think it's usually on certain quest reward items which have non-standard enchantments.Does anyone recall items having a lock symbol on them? And it meant you couldn't change the enchantment?UESP: The Unofficial Elder Scrolls Pages - A collaborative source for all knowledge on the Elder Scrolls series since 1995
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@MissBizz Yeah there's been locked enchantments for a while; not sure if they were around at launch, but I do remember seeing them last year. I think it's usually on certain quest reward items which have non-standard enchantments.Does anyone recall items having a lock symbol on them? And it meant you couldn't change the enchantment?
Same. I remember seeing some but not for awhile.Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance - Socrates
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✭✭✭✭Well, it wasn't a good night for our group - we got toasted by vet banished cells ... again.
But on the way, I noted my new favorite character name:
Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
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✭✭newtinmpls wrote: »Well, it wasn't a good night for our group - we got toasted by vet banished cells ... again.
But on the way, I noted my new favorite character name:
Lol. Good one.
What's even better is with my pvp addons, you'd get a message in chat that says:
Killed by Infinite Loading Screen Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance - Socrates
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✭✭✭✭✭newtinmpls wrote: »Well, it wasn't a good night for our group - we got toasted by vet banished cells ... again.
But on the way, I noted my new favorite character name:
Lol. Good one.
What's even better is with my pvp addons, you'd get a message in chat that says:
Killed by Infinite Loading Screen
[snip]
@UrQuan and I have killed people!!!! Woooooo
[edited for profanity bypass]Edited by ZOS_Icy on 26 April 2026 17:51Lone Wolf HelpFor the solo players who know, sometimes you just need a hand.PC | NA | AD-DC-EP | Discord0 -
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✭✭✭✭What - was that you?!?!?Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis0 -
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Yes, we didnewtinmpls wrote: »Well, it wasn't a good night for our group - we got toasted by vet banished cells ... again.
But on the way, I noted my new favorite character name:
Lol. Good one.
What's even better is with my pvp addons, you'd get a message in chat that says:
Killed by Infinite Loading Screen
[snip]
@UrQuan and I have killed people!!!! Woooooo
3 of us PVE folks were questing in Imperial City earlier and ran into an enemy player... We started fighting him, he started dancing, so we stopped and waved and stuff. Had a nice conversation where he asked us to kill him, we objected, and then finally agreed if he promised to pretend to fight back. Good times
[edited to remove quote]Edited by ZOS_Icy on 26 April 2026 17:52
Someone stole my sweetrollCaius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp0 -
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Oh yeah, and this happened:
Yes, we didnewtinmpls wrote: »Well, it wasn't a good night for our group - we got toasted by vet banished cells ... again.
But on the way, I noted my new favorite character name:
Lol. Good one.
What's even better is with my pvp addons, you'd get a message in chat that says:
Killed by Infinite Loading Screen
[snip]
@UrQuan and I have killed people!!!! Woooooo
3 of us PVE folks were questing in Imperial City earlier and ran into an enemy player... We started fighting him, he started dancing, so we stopped and waved and stuff. Had a nice conversation where he asked us to kill him, we objected, and then finally agreed if he promised to pretend to fight back. Good times
You can't really see me in that screenshot, but I'm stealthed near the top of the ramp watching all the enemy players to give a warning if they start to come in our direction. Spoiler alert: a few of them did, but didn't see us.
[edited to remove quote]Edited by ZOS_Icy on 26 April 2026 17:52
Someone stole my sweetrollCaius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp1 -
mrskinskull✭✭✭✭@MissBizz God No.....*shakes head* Nuhhh huhhh... *hic*
So, yeah, just been busy and threading in other areas and reading though PTS and PVP and having to work
I have been watching
Personally, LOVING IC!!! Like MAD!. Joined a 40+ person Zerg last night which was just crazy. I mean, it was a laugh and all, but got very bored very quickly. I really am not sure what people see in it.
It took 13 attempts to get to a Trophy room last night as well, as Yellow were camping it. After the 5th attempt and repeated spamming of "I have no stones, I'm just trying to get to trophy room" I just ran into the middle of them and hitting "/dance".
By the 13th time, they all just stood there, watched, and let me pass to the room
Hmmm. Dancing with the mundus stars?0 -
WldKarde✭✭✭✭✭So I assume the gangs all been out enjoying life in IC...but page SIX?
I've spent next to no time in PvP prior to IC, but I gotta say I'm having a blast!
Sure I'm getting my a$$ handed to me by better players more times than not. And nothing makes me invent new and even more colorful words than turning a corner right into a AD or DC zerg, but I'm getting the hang of it and and adapting.
Spent all day today topside in Cyrodil, good lord was that fun! Died lots....killed some, but helped keep the map mostly red
No disrespect to my AD and DC friends...but I believe the "Lag Monster" was the cause of a good many of my untimely deaths. That's my story and I'm sticking to it
Anyway, off to page Uno we go...
Hears hoping that the new days patch will make the load screens a little less life drainingPC NACharacters formally known as Veteran 16:
Wldkarde, Sir WldKarde , Lil-Miss WldKarde,
Dame WldKarde Stamplar "Master Angler" "Main" ,
Shady WldKarde, WldKarde"s Bacon, Jaded WldKarde,
River Wldkarde18 Master Anglers so far"Dames and Sirs, take my advice, pull down your pants...and slide on the ice!" Slightly adjusted quote of Dr. Sidney Friedman from M*A*S*H0
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