DK nerf complaint threads- and the joy they bring.

bg22
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Although still the highest DPS and survivability class in the game, it brings joy to my heart every time I see one of these threads emerge.

It honestly brightens my day.

Here's my two cents.

DK is not broken, your skills as a player are.

Edit:

I had to see just how "rough" DK play is, so I rolled a VR9 DK on the PTS.

Literally the first thing I did was solo-derp rolled a anchor.... -.-

So, what exactly is just so terrible about DK's now?
Edited by bg22 on 5 June 2014 23:01
  • reggielee
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    not a dk but give them a break.. the next nerf hammer could be your class and leave you floundering too
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  • NerfEverything
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    reggielee wrote: »
    not a dk but give them a break.. the next nerf hammer could be your class and leave you floundering too

    Nope, I'm a Templar. Things can't get any worse for us.
  • Drasn
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    reggielee wrote: »
    not a dk but give them a break.. the next nerf hammer could be your class and leave you floundering too

    Nope, I'm a Templar. Things can't get any worse for us.

    I thought so too, then biting jabs happened. I can't even rely on "it can't get worse" anymore.
  • ErykGrimm
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    What is the point of this thread besides baiting a flame war?
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    Edited by andreas.rudroffb16_ESO on 6 June 2014 17:56
  • MaxBat
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    ^ @ErykGrimm: you earned an insightful.

    "Funny that magic doesn't work when a mace caves in your skull."

    Playing on a PC, NA Server, since that very first day ...
  • magickats242cub18_ESO
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    I don't get it, "nerved"?
  • Bler
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    This thread is pointless.
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  • MaxBat
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    ^ Ouch. Don't you hate when spelling gets in the way ...
    "Funny that magic doesn't work when a mace caves in your skull."

    Playing on a PC, NA Server, since that very first day ...
  • bg22
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    ErykGrimm wrote: »
    What is the point of this thread besides baiting a flame war?

    It's a general discussion of the ridiculousness and irony of DK nerf complaint threads.

    Every time I click one I expect a sarcastic OP... But they're legit. And it blows my mind while at the same time forcing me to lol.
  • MasterSpatula
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    God, the vindictiveness and schadenfreude of people is kind of disturbing.
    "A probable impossibility is preferable to an improbable possibility." - Aristotle
  • bg22
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    MaxBat wrote: »
    ^ @ErykGrimm: you earned an insightful.

    Shouldn't that be foresightful? Lol
  • Noswell
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    nervedkpvuog.jpg


    I don't get it, "nerved"?

    What you're not seeing is after that photo, every one of those 18/00 strength gents went and put on robes and a staff.
  • derpmonster
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    bg22 wrote: »
    ErykGrimm wrote: »
    What is the point of this thread besides baiting a flame war?

    It's a general discussion of the ridiculousness and irony of DK nerf complaint threads.

    Every time I click one I expect a sarcastic OP... But they're legit. And it blows my mind while at the same time forcing me to lol.

    Sounds like you've got a classic case of taking a game too seriously.
  • bg22
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    bg22 wrote: »
    ErykGrimm wrote: »
    What is the point of this thread besides baiting a flame war?

    It's a general discussion of the ridiculousness and irony of DK nerf complaint threads.

    Every time I click one I expect a sarcastic OP... But they're legit. And it blows my mind while at the same time forcing me to lol.

    Sounds like you've got a classic case of taking a game too seriously.

    Huh?

    I don't get it... Anyone else get it?

    Anyway,
    It cracks me up...

    I had to see just how "rough" DK play is, so I rolled a VR9 DK on the PTS.

    Literally the first thing I did was solo-derp rolled a anchor.... -.-
  • Stratti
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    Reported for trolling
  • ErykGrimm
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    bg22 wrote: »
    ErykGrimm wrote: »
    What is the point of this thread besides baiting a flame war?

    It's a general discussion of the ridiculousness and irony of DK nerf complaint threads.

    Every time I click one I expect a sarcastic OP... But they're legit. And it blows my mind while at the same time forcing me to lol.

    Interesting, and what is the goal of this discussion aside from belittling other paying customers and discounting valid concerns from the community? What constructive end do you intend to meet with this topic? You are so proud of your point of view in a computer game. That, forces me to lol. So thanks for that.
  • bg22
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    ErykGrimm wrote: »
    bg22 wrote: »
    ErykGrimm wrote: »
    What is the point of this thread besides baiting a flame war?

    It's a general discussion of the ridiculousness and irony of DK nerf complaint threads.

    Every time I click one I expect a sarcastic OP... But they're legit. And it blows my mind while at the same time forcing me to lol.

    Interesting, and what is the goal of this discussion aside from belittling other paying customers and discounting valid concerns from the community? What constructive end do you intend to meet with this topic? You are so proud of your point of view in a computer game. That, forces me to lol. So thanks for that.

    Constructive advice to these DK players?

    The same advice they gave everyone else just a few weeks ago.

    L2P.

    I just rolled a DK on the PTS, VR9 spec'd with a few things I thought looked decent, ran to an anchor, rolled my face across the keyboard and destroyed it.

    I don't see what they're complaining about. They still have the highest DPS and survivability in the game. What else do they want? lol
  • Loco_Mofo
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    reggielee wrote: »
    not a dk but give them a break.. the next nerf hammer could be your class and leave you floundering too

    Nope, I'm a Templar. Things can't get any worse for us.

    You'd be surprised!
  • EnikSleestak
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    bg22 wrote: »
    bg22 wrote: »
    ErykGrimm wrote: »
    What is the point of this thread besides baiting a flame war?

    It's a general discussion of the ridiculousness and irony of DK nerf complaint threads.

    Every time I click one I expect a sarcastic OP... But they're legit. And it blows my mind while at the same time forcing me to lol.

    Sounds like you've got a classic case of taking a game too seriously.

    Huh?

    I don't get it... Anyone else get it?

    Anyway,
    It cracks me up...

    I had to see just how "rough" DK play is, so I rolled a VR9 DK on the PTS.

    Literally the first thing I did was solo-derp rolled a anchor.... -.-

    He's saying that you should go check out the awesome graphics outside rather than expending so much energy and thought on a freaking game.

    Understand now?
    B)
    -Slee
  • Wifeaggro13
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    bg22 wrote: »
    Although still the highest DPS and survivability class in the game, it brings joy to my heart every time I see one of these threads emerge.

    It honestly brightens my day.

    Here's my two cents.

    DK is not broken, your skills as a player are.

    Edit:

    I had to see just how "rough" DK play is, so I rolled a VR9 DK on the PTS.

    Literally the first thing I did was solo-derp rolled a anchor.... -.-

    So, what exactly is just so terrible about DK's now?

    in cyrodil
  • ErykGrimm
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    bg22 wrote: »
    ErykGrimm wrote: »
    bg22 wrote: »
    ErykGrimm wrote: »
    What is the point of this thread besides baiting a flame war?

    It's a general discussion of the ridiculousness and irony of DK nerf complaint threads.

    Every time I click one I expect a sarcastic OP... But they're legit. And it blows my mind while at the same time forcing me to lol.

    Interesting, and what is the goal of this discussion aside from belittling other paying customers and discounting valid concerns from the community? What constructive end do you intend to meet with this topic? You are so proud of your point of view in a computer game. That, forces me to lol. So thanks for that.

    Constructive advice to these DK players?

    The same advice they gave everyone else just a few weeks ago.

    L2P.

    I just rolled a DK on the PTS, VR9 spec'd with a few things I thought looked decent, ran to an anchor, rolled my face across the keyboard and destroyed it.

    I don't see what they're complaining about. They still have the highest DPS and survivability in the game. What else do they want? lol

    So your entire thread is premised on two letters and a number: L2P. Thank you for the clarification and bringing an original and creative idea to the forums. I don't know where we as a community would be without you. Go roll a non dunmer, non cloth, non staff wielding DK and do the same thing. Make sure you do it in an on level zone too. I will wait for your results. I trust you are a very credible play tester and wouldnt even think to lie or exaggerate. Oh, while your at it why dont you make one of each class specced as light armor/ staff and post us on those results too. The community appreciates your contributions.
  • stungateb14_ESO
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    bg22 wrote: »
    Although still the highest DPS and survivability class in the game, it brings joy to my heart every time I see one of these threads emerge.

    It honestly brightens my day.

    Here's my two cents.

    DK is not broken, your skills as a player are.

    Edit:

    I had to see just how "rough" DK play is, so I rolled a VR9 DK on the PTS.

    Literally the first thing I did was solo-derp rolled a anchor.... -.-

    So, what exactly is just so terrible about DK's now?

    What build? Let me guess a light armor destro/resto magicka and OH BTW thats not live contact me in game Ill let you play my s/b stamina DK tank.

  • edu.journeymanub17_ESO
    Look at the post history of this guy, folks.

    I can only wonder why he is posting such things... If was not enough for this forum being depressing just because the several problems we can see on almost every post.
    Edited by edu.journeymanub17_ESO on 6 June 2014 01:55
  • Morbus2
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    Look at the post history of this guy, folks.

    I can only wonder why he is posting such things... If was not enough for this forum being depressing just because the several problems we can see on almost every post.

    Yep, he's the smacktard crying for nerfs for everything under the sun. What's unfortunate is that ZoS seems to listen to his trolling, whining and QQ'ing.

  • EvilEmpire
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    bg22 wrote: »
    Although still the highest DPS and survivability class in the game, it brings joy to my heart every time I see one of these threads emerge.

    It honestly brightens my day.

    Here's my two cents.

    DK is not broken, your skills as a player are.

    Edit:

    I had to see just how "rough" DK play is, so I rolled a VR9 DK on the PTS.

    Literally the first thing I did was solo-derp rolled a anchor.... -.-

    So, what exactly is just so terrible about DK's now?


    while I question the validity of your post, I'll stop just short of calling anyone a liar.


    I will ask this though, build a DK, I would suggest s+b as primary and 2h as secondary. both of those are stamina based builds. So essentially I'm challenging you to build out your best DK tank and/or DK 2h DPS build. Download FRAPS and post you steamrolling any veteran anchor in the manner in which you describe.
    I wouldn't mind seeing a comparison video of you doing it in a light armor/staff setup as well.
    Personally, I've thus far refused to play my DK as a mage, but have suffered for it. My VR7 DK basically feels useless now to the point where it's just not even fun playing him anymore (and as a result, not at all since my alt is a NB..). I implore you (or anyone) to make that video and show me just what it is that I'm doing wrong with either a s+b build, or a 2h dps build. Rather than just tell me to 'l2p', show me what it is that I need to learn.

    I'm not too prideful to think I can't learn something new. In fact, I'm still one of those suckers that tries to make sure I learn something new every day (today I learned how to convert a Citrix SQL express db to a SQL 2012 Clustered db). So again, I challenge you to show me just how easy it is and post the results, because I sure do miss playing the fun version of ESO before the nerfs drove this type of char into the ground.

    Someone else had a great post about how he liked to charge in, smash some *** skulls, and destroy ***. Well, that's how I like to play too. That's fun for me and what made the game so damn enjoyable (until the last few patches just destroyed it). They just unbalanced the wrong things.


    edit- also wearing heavy armor...since I've focused on Blacksmithing and am in the process of learning my 8th trait, it seems logical to make my own gear.
    Edited by EvilEmpire on 6 June 2014 02:51
  • dvaden104
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    In pve the dk is still fine all the problems I have faced have been in pvp. I love my dk. Im v1 I run duel wield and heavy armor. I can take on pretty much anything in pve but after rhe patch I could no longer do anything in pvp. I dont mind it I just think they nerfed them a little too much considering the point of the dk. And if you have read any of the in game lore about them it shows that they are supposed to be extreamly powerful. I do want to wnd this saying that I am continuing to play my dk I just hope they tone back the nerfing on them soon
  • bg22
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    EvilEmpire wrote: »
    bg22 wrote: »
    Although still the highest DPS and survivability class in the game, it brings joy to my heart every time I see one of these threads emerge.

    It honestly brightens my day.

    Here's my two cents.

    DK is not broken, your skills as a player are.

    Edit:

    I had to see just how "rough" DK play is, so I rolled a VR9 DK on the PTS.

    Literally the first thing I did was solo-derp rolled a anchor.... -.-

    So, what exactly is just so terrible about DK's now?


    while I question the validity of your post, I'll stop just short of calling anyone a liar.


    I will ask this though, build a DK, I would suggest s+b as primary and 2h as secondary. both of those are stamina based builds. So essentially I'm challenging you to build out your best DK tank and/or DK 2h DPS build. Download FRAPS and post you steamrolling any veteran anchor in the manner in which you describe.
    I wouldn't mind seeing a comparison video of you doing it in a light armor/staff setup as well.
    Personally, I've thus far refused to play my DK as a mage, but have suffered for it. My VR7 DK basically feels useless now to the point where it's just not even fun playing him anymore (and as a result, not at all since my alt is a NB..). I implore you (or anyone) to make that video and show me just what it is that I'm doing wrong with either a s+b build, or a 2h dps build. Rather than just tell me to 'l2p', show me what it is that I need to learn.

    I'm not too prideful to think I can't learn something new. In fact, I'm still one of those suckers that tries to make sure I learn something new every day (today I learned how to convert a Citrix SQL express db to a SQL 2012 Clustered db). So again, I challenge you to show me just how easy it is and post the results, because I sure do miss playing the fun version of ESO before the nerfs drove this type of char into the ground.

    Someone else had a great post about how he liked to charge in, smash some *** skulls, and destroy ***. Well, that's how I like to play too. That's fun for me and what made the game so damn enjoyable (until the last few patches just destroyed it). They just unbalanced the wrong things.


    edit- also wearing heavy armor...since I've focused on Blacksmithing and am in the process of learning my 8th trait, it seems logical to make my own gear.

    I'll look tomorrow for a decent, free recording program and do that for you if I can find one.

    Although I'll do it with medium armor and dual wield (as I did earlier today), I'll also attemp it with 1h/shield as that's the secondary bar I made anyway.

    Can anyone recommend a decent, free recording program?
  • bg22
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    Medium armor, dual wield.

    Edit: it's even the crap gear they give you. I didn't craft or buy anything. So it's mostly green with some junk jewelry.

    @ErykGrimm‌ I don't, nor will I play any class with LA or a staff. Even in the PTS.
    Edited by bg22 on 6 June 2014 03:36
  • ErykGrimm
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    dvaden104 wrote: »
    In pve the dk is still fine all the problems I have faced have been in pvp. I love my dk. Im v1 I run duel wield and heavy armor. I can take on pretty much anything in pve but after rhe patch I could no longer do anything in pvp. I dont mind it I just think they nerfed them a little too much considering the point of the dk. And if you have read any of the in game lore about them it shows that they are supposed to be extreamly powerful. I do want to wnd this saying that I am continuing to play my dk I just hope they tone back the nerfing on them soon

    Unfortunately, zenimax's "road ahead" is calling for more nerfs to be rolled out for the foreseeable future.
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