They made another live action ESO commercial

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Gidorick
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Who keeps green lighting these... they're so terrible!

Anyway... enjoy.. I guess...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmHjMYFITWM#t=22

Thanks to @NerfPlease for the youtube version! +1 awesome for you, dude!
Edited by Gidorick on March 24, 2016 10:50AM
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  • Lysette
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    Gidorick wrote: »
    Who keeps green lighting these... they're so terrible!

    Anyway... enjoy.. I guess...

    http://www.ign.com/videos/2016/03/24/the-elder-scrolls-online-thieves-guild-travel-video

    I can only find it on IGN. If it gets on youtube, I'll update the link.

    Now this is funny, even the ridiculously oversized and displaced pauldrons are in the video.

    Edit: in a way it is more like a persiflage, it might catch attention though.
    Edited by Lysette on March 24, 2016 9:34AM
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    Lysette wrote: »
    Now this is funny, even the ridiculously oversized and displaced pauldrons are in the video.

    Only thing missing are the floating flaps....
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    Lysette wrote: »

    Now this is funny, even the ridiculously oversized and displaced pauldrons are in the video.

    Edit: in a way it is more like a persiflage, it might catch attention though.

    lol. and the hip flaps.
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  • Lysette
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    Dhukath wrote: »

    Only thing missing are the floating flaps....

    Yeah, but they couldn't add them, this is a real woman with hips - not like in ESO.
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    Heh, that made me smile. They got those pauldrons right. That woman looked uncomfortable walking in that. At one point, I thought she was going to fall flat onto her face.
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  • Cadbury
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    ....so....Elder Scrolls LARPers are a thing, huh?
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    So *** cringe worthy.
  • Thornen
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    Sophie Monk AAA Australian Actor....topkek
    Edited by Thornen on March 24, 2016 9:43AM
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    Thornen wrote: »
    Sophie Monk AAA Australian Actor....topkek

    Well, when they made the clip it was still summer in the southern hemnisphere - and the DLC landscape was made with the australian outback in mind, so having an australian actor and maybe film it in australia makes sense in a way.

    Edit: and the way in which it is presented is roughly british humor - a persiflage, self-mockery.
    Edited by Lysette on March 24, 2016 9:51AM
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    Thornen wrote: »
    Sophie Monk AAA Australian Actor....topkek

    She kinda looks like an Aussie version of Stacy "Fergie" Ferguson from Black Eye Peas
    "If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."
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    Shes cheap as she needs money to fix her botched facejob.
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    Um...
  • SantieClaws
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    What has this one just watched?

    The eyes - they burn!

    Also where are all the khajiit - again? Do you think we cannot act better than this pair of hams?

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    Steel armor is from Skyrim right...?

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    Cringe rating: 8/10, I was only nice and removed 2 cringe points because of the hand chopping action :lol:

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    olsborg wrote: »
    Steel armor is from Skyrim right...?

    yeah looks like it - just the pauldrons are ESO style.

    Well, now when I think about it, there were 2 styles in skyrim - one with and one without pauldrons.
    Edited by Lysette on March 24, 2016 9:56AM
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    And there's WOW who's coming out with a full theatre-release movie in a few months. It'll almost certainly be garbage, but it's still high profile garbage. ESO needs to stop acting the poor country cousin if it every wants to make something of itself.
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    These are cringe worthy.

    I would say they're campy fun, but . . . Look for example at the live action advert for Skyrim. They could do much better than this. They need to hire better creatives to make adverts for this game.
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  • Merkzz23
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    What did I just watch ...
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    This is so so so bad LOL
  • Gidorick
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    What has this one just watched?

    The eyes - they burn!

    Also where are all the khajiit - again? Do you think we cannot act better than this pair of hams?

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    Hey.. you're right @wenxue2222b16_ESO ... They don't have any race but Breton and maybe Nords.

    That's just racist. :wink:

    on a different note, I'm sure you could get your handle changed to @Santie_Claws or @SantieClaws if you ask the mod team. Neither are taken.
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  • SantieClaws
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    Hmm you have a point. This one has considered before the changing of her name but thinks maybe that other people from other places would not know this one as Santie. Maybe though that may be a good thing.

    How does this one contact these dark lords - are candles required? This one knows an Argonian she can sacrifice if required.

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  • Cadbury
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    They should took a lesson from these guys.

    Check out this commercial. I don't even know what game this is, but I'll play it if Kate Upton is asking

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHskC7JRL9M

    Also, Kate Upton as Queen Ayrenn? Yes, please. I'd switch factions for her all day, every day <3
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    Try DMing @ZOS_GregoryV , @wenxue2222b16_ESO . As far as I know you just have to contact a moderator.
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    Lol made me laugh are there any more ?
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    Cadbury wrote: »
    They should took a lesson from these guys.

    Check out this commercial. I don't even know what game this is, but I'll play it if Kate Upton is asking

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHskC7JRL9M

    Also, Kate Upton as Queen Ayrenn? Yes, please. I'd switch factions for her all day, every day <3

    Even the guy set on fire cheers enthusiasticaly XD
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    Cadbury wrote: »
    They should took a lesson from these guys.

    Check out this commercial. I don't even know what game this is, but I'll play it if Kate Upton is asking

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHskC7JRL9M

    Also, Kate Upton as Queen Ayrenn? Yes, please. I'd switch factions for her all day, every day <3

    The highlighted bold text shows clearly, that this ad was a waste of money - you know nothing about the advertised game nor did you look it up. I myself I did not know her and did a quick check about her on the web, not the game. She wants smaller boobs, is a sportive equestrian, modeled for a couple of magazines and her family has a decent amount of money and is in business for over 100 years.

    So what do you know about her or the game?
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    davidtxr wrote: »
    Lol made me laugh are there any more ?

    There's the original @davidtxr

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYQLhqooh0E

    And for comparison... Here is Skyrim's live action trailer:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQtTD5K52xI
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    Lysette wrote: »

    The highlighted bold text shows clearly, that this ad was a waste of money - you know nothing about the advertised game nor did you look it up. I myself I did not know her and did a quick check about her on the web, not the game. She wants smaller boobs, is a sportive equestrian, modeled for a couple of magazines and her family has a decent amount of money and is in business for over 100 years.

    So what do you know about her or the game?

    Apologies. Was merely making a joke in the spirit of the topic. Clearly, the joke went over your head

    Relax :p (smiling to show a jest. See?)
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