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another natchy potes topic :)

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  • Neoauspex
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    This PTS patch is taking an inordinately long time
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  • technohic
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    Neoauspex wrote: »
    This PTS patch is taking an inordinately long time

    And now teasers nor memes from Gina. Wondering if theres an issue.
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    Dev 1: Uh oh. We just accidentally deleted Lightning Staves from the entire game!

    Dev 2: What?! We were just supposed to fix the Off-Balance bug!

    Dev 1: Yeah, well... What do we do?!

    Dev 2: I... Uh... Let's figure this out. We can bring back the staves for sure. Just... stall Gina!

    Dev 1: How?! She has to put up the natch potes!

    Dev 2: Figure something out!

    Dev 1: *Runs to Gina's unattended PC and deletes whole patch notes post before Gina comes back* There! She's delayed by at least two hours now.

    Dev 2: Good. Now to bring back Lightning Staves... Tell the rest of the dev team something to stop them from asking us to bring the server back up.
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  • Minno
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    Mic1007 wrote: »
    Dev 1: Uh oh. We just accidentally deleted Lightning Staves from the entire game!

    Dev 2: What?! We were just supposed to fix the Off-Balance bug!

    Dev 1: Yeah, well... What do we do?!

    Dev 2: I... Uh... Let's figure this out. We can bring back the staves for sure. Just... stall Gina!

    Dev 1: How?! She has to put up the natch potes!

    Dev 2: Figure something out!

    Dev 1: *Runs to Gina's unattended PC and deletes whole patch notes post before Gina comes back* There! She's delayed by at least two hours now.

    Dev 2: Good. Now to bring back Lightning Staves... Tell the rest of the dev team something to stop them from asking us to bring the server back up.

    or it's Monday happy hour!
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    kookster wrote: »
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    Wondering if anyone has checked on the PTS patch install people to see if they ran out of Mt Dew and donuts.
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  • Tremors
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    hmmmm..
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  • Rex-Umbra
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    Trashs1 wrote: »
    let the fun begin

    hopefully..
    ...templar jabs get fixed
    ...a small bone for stamdks
    ...a slight nerv to stamdens

    all pvp releated

    StamDks need a buff?
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  • ZOS_GinaBruno
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    technohic wrote: »
    Neoauspex wrote: »
    This PTS patch is taking an inordinately long time

    And now teasers nor memes from Gina. Wondering if theres an issue.

    Yes and no. I had to come in late today because reasons (hence the silence) but we also ran into an issue during maintenance that is currently being remedied. Natch potatoes should be posted within the next hour or two, and we hope to wrap up PTS maintenance in the next few hours as well.

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  • Tremors
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    I'm down for a Potato
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  • Takes-No-Prisoner
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    Nuggets, and now smashed potatoes

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  • KhajiitHasSkooma
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    Rex-Umbra wrote: »
    Trashs1 wrote: »
    let the fun begin

    hopefully..
    ...templar jabs get fixed
    ...a small bone for stamdks
    ...a slight nerv to stamdens

    all pvp releated

    StamDks need a buff?

    In PVP, absolutely. Everything a stamDK can do, the other classes can do as well and do it better.
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  • weg0
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    ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »

    Yes and no. I had to come in late today because reasons (hence the silence) but we also ran into an issue during maintenance that is currently being remedied. Natch potatoes should be posted within the next hour or two, and we hope to wrap up PTS maintenance in the next few hours as well.


    #BringBackLightningStaves
    Edited by weg0 on January 22, 2018 8:27PM
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  • technohic
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    KhajiitHasSkooma wrote: »
    Rex-Umbra wrote: »
    Trashs1 wrote: »
    let the fun begin

    hopefully..
    ...templar jabs get fixed
    ...a small bone for stamdks
    ...a slight nerv to stamdens

    all pvp releated

    StamDks need a buff?

    In PVP, absolutely. Everything a stamDK can do, the other classes can do as well and do it better.

    I saw a guy last night that was plain awesome with Stam DK on Shor. Name was "IDontKnowAnyKungFu" or something like that. I will admit that I hadn't seen a lot of others though.
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  • Mic1007
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    ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
    technohic wrote: »
    Neoauspex wrote: »
    This PTS patch is taking an inordinately long time

    And now teasers nor memes from Gina. Wondering if theres an issue.

    Yes and no. I had to come in late today because reasons (hence the silence) but we also ran into an issue during maintenance that is currently being remedied. Natch potatoes should be posted within the next hour or two, and we hope to wrap up PTS maintenance in the next few hours as well.

    So the devs really did delete Lightning Staves, huh? :tongue:

    #BringBackLightningStaves
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  • Shad0wfire99
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    Lord wrote: »
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    The "This Will be a Buff If" debacle of '17. #neverforget


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    Sigtric wrote: »
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    Wrobel is a Nord confirmed.
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  • Ragnarock41
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    Mic1007 wrote: »
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    technohic wrote: »
    KhajiitHasSkooma wrote: »
    Rex-Umbra wrote: »
    Trashs1 wrote: »
    let the fun begin

    hopefully..
    ...templar jabs get fixed
    ...a small bone for stamdks
    ...a slight nerv to stamdens

    all pvp releated

    StamDks need a buff?

    In PVP, absolutely. Everything a stamDK can do, the other classes can do as well and do it better.

    I saw a guy last night that was plain awesome with Stam DK on Shor. Name was "IDontKnowAnyKungFu" or something like that. I will admit that I hadn't seen a lot of others though.


    The deal is, that same player could have played anything else and he would be instantly more mobile, more bursty, more dangerous.

    StamDK is a class without an identity or something that makes them shine in any way. Its only strenght is, if you're new to PvP and you don't want to die in basically 3 GCD's, then its a good idea to just gear up as a meat shield ''stam'' Dk and join a zerg.

    But If you ask me, a 30-40k hp stamDk is not a ''stam'' Dk. Its just a meat shield pretending to be a sDk.
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    *wrobel thinking about those balance changes*
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    Some time today would be nice been down since breakfast and im an hour shy of getting off work
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  • Ron_Burgundy_79
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    That no one has reused this yet:

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    Or at the very least, updated it:

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  • WuffyCerulei
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    Still no natch potes
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  • Leandor
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    ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
    technohic wrote: »
    Neoauspex wrote: »
    This PTS patch is taking an inordinately long time

    And now teasers nor memes from Gina. Wondering if theres an issue.

    Yes and no. I had to come in late today because reasons (hence the silence) but we also ran into an issue during maintenance that is currently being remedied. Natch potatoes should be posted within the next hour or two, and we hope to wrap up PTS maintenance in the next few hours as well.

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    Hope everything is fine now. Otherwise, natch potatoes be damned, deal with the important things first.
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    Pit of misery, Dilly Dilly.
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    Seriously now. What in the name of fudge is happening?
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  • ZOS_GinaBruno
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    Leandor wrote: »
    ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
    technohic wrote: »
    Neoauspex wrote: »
    This PTS patch is taking an inordinately long time

    And now teasers nor memes from Gina. Wondering if theres an issue.

    Yes and no. I had to come in late today because reasons (hence the silence) but we also ran into an issue during maintenance that is currently being remedied. Natch potatoes should be posted within the next hour or two, and we hope to wrap up PTS maintenance in the next few hours as well.

    soon-ish.jpg

    Hope everything is fine now. Otherwise, natch potatoes be damned, deal with the important things first.

    Nothing serious, daycare was just closed.

    Will have an update on PTS maintenance for everyone in the next few minutes, just trying to get the most up-to-date info.
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  • ak_pvp
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    It has been 2 hours since the Gina post. No natch potes. We are starving. The children are crying.

    Please...

    Edit: OK nvm lol.
    Edited by ak_pvp on January 22, 2018 10:19PM
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  • jcaceresw
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    ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
    Leandor wrote: »
    ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
    technohic wrote: »
    Neoauspex wrote: »
    This PTS patch is taking an inordinately long time

    And now teasers nor memes from Gina. Wondering if theres an issue.

    Yes and no. I had to come in late today because reasons (hence the silence) but we also ran into an issue during maintenance that is currently being remedied. Natch potatoes should be posted within the next hour or two, and we hope to wrap up PTS maintenance in the next few hours as well.

    soon-ish.jpg

    Hope everything is fine now. Otherwise, natch potatoes be damned, deal with the important things first.

    Nothing serious, daycare was just closed.

    Will have an update on PTS maintenance for everyone in the next few minutes, just trying to get the most up-to-date info.

    Yay! Hope we get to see the patch notes.
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