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My hireling is not so bright

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seaef
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I'm starting to look forward to getting his mail. :-)

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"The Illuminati are very achievement focused. It's like Xbox - only everything is hardcore."
- Kirsten Geary
  • AlexDougherty
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    Maybe you should nettle him about it. <Pun btw>
    People believe what they either want to be true or what they are afraid is true!
    Wizard's first rule
    Passion rules reason
    Wizard's third rule
    Mind what people Do, not what they say, for actions betray a lie.
    Wizard's fifth rule
    Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self
    Wizard's tenth rule
  • Lynx7386
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    Hireling mails are awesome, I really love pacrooti's =P
    PS4 / NA
    M'asad - Khajiit Nightblade - Healer
    Pakhet - Khajiit Dragonknight - Tank
    Raksha - Khajiit Sorcerer - Stamina DPS
    Bastet - Khajiit Templar - Healer
    Leonin - Khajiit Warden - Tank
  • Dovel
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    I have received a lot of interesting messages from my Hirelings. Whomever writes those does an awesome job, and they must have a great deal of fun doing them.
  • zhevon
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    Which craft has this hireling? provisioning?

    Hirelings are a lot of fun; I have been transcribing mine to a text file before deletion.
    Edited by zhevon on June 9, 2014 9:04PM
  • Brutalis
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    I think i have read more hirelings emails than the actual quests .
    A Roman walks into a bar and hold up two fingers and says, "I'll have five beers please."
  • AlexDougherty
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    zhevon wrote: »
    Which craft has this hireling? provisioning?

    Hirelings are a lot of fun; I have been transcribing mine to a text file before deletion.

    Looks like it's provisioning, which I'm told isn't worth getting the hireling for.
    People believe what they either want to be true or what they are afraid is true!
    Wizard's first rule
    Passion rules reason
    Wizard's third rule
    Mind what people Do, not what they say, for actions betray a lie.
    Wizard's fifth rule
    Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self
    Wizard's tenth rule
  • Ragekniv
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    Classic. I love getting mail from Hirelings!
  • Evergnar
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    The message is worth more than what you actually get if it's the provisioning hireling. Here's a grape, have a nice day. Lazy ***.
  • jelliedsoup
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    Messages are more worthwhile than contents.
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  • Justiciar
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    Idk. Got 2 dreugh wax the other day. I love my hirelings
    Conquest, Victory, Profit
  • jelliedsoup
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    Cool. I'm guessing you've spent 3 skill points to get those?
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  • Zorrashi
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    I always love hirelings, I even keep a few of the good ones saved in my mailbox. I am glad Zenni put that much thought into them. Even if they didn't, I like admiring the little things...like these less-than-bright hirelings.

    Oh how they make me laugh!
  • WilliamTee
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    I call BS.

    There's no way he had time for a number 2 in the woods without one of those damn tree ladies aggroing on him and summoning a pet...

    Or maybe i'm just a slow pooper.
  • Justiciar
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    jelliedsoup wrote: »
    Cool. I'm guessing you've spent 3 skill points to get those?

    Yeah I had only spent 2 points for forever but just hit vr12 and was dissatisfied I could not craft more items to legendary. Spent a third skill point and bam, next time I log in 2 dreughwax.
    Conquest, Victory, Profit
  • seaef
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    AlexDougherty wrote: »

    Looks like it's provisioning, which I'm told isn't worth getting the hireling for.

    Are you kidding? Tomatoes, my friend, tomatoes. ;-)

    "The Illuminati are very achievement focused. It's like Xbox - only everything is hardcore."
    - Kirsten Geary
  • seaef
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    Justiciar wrote: »
    jelliedsoup wrote: »
    Cool. I'm guessing you've spent 3 skill points to get those?

    Yeah I had only spent 2 points for forever but just hit vr12 and was dissatisfied I could not craft more items to legendary. Spent a third skill point and bam, next time I log in 2 dreughwax.

    Yes, apparently three points gives you the good stuff. I've got three points in both provisioning and blacksmith hirelings. My blacksmith hireling gives me purples and golds all the time.
    "The Illuminati are very achievement focused. It's like Xbox - only everything is hardcore."
    - Kirsten Geary
  • Thunderchief
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    Zorrashi wrote: »
    I always love hirelings, I even keep a few of the good ones saved in my mailbox. I am glad Zenni put that much thought into them. Even if they didn't, I like admiring the little things...like these less-than-bright hirelings.

    Oh how they make me laugh!

    Can you get more hireling mails if you don't delete the old ones? At what point does the timer start for the next mail? Is it when you read the message or when you claim the items?
  • Sakiri
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    I got one about a roll in the hay my miner hireling had.

    Was amusing.

    And I have 3/3 in all hirelings. Prov one is a must, tomatoes and oats.

    And pepper. Lots of pepper.

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  • AlexDougherty
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    cfurlin wrote: »
    AlexDougherty wrote: »

    Looks like it's provisioning, which I'm told isn't worth getting the hireling for.

    Are you kidding? Tomatoes, my friend, tomatoes. ;-)

    Ah, right, it's just I read another thread in crafting, where smeone complained that they got three common items (they were common too), and someone else said it wasn't worth it.

    But if you get rarer ingredients, then OK.
    People believe what they either want to be true or what they are afraid is true!
    Wizard's first rule
    Passion rules reason
    Wizard's third rule
    Mind what people Do, not what they say, for actions betray a lie.
    Wizard's fifth rule
    Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self
    Wizard's tenth rule
  • Gisgo
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    In Tamriel people who cant fight becomes a hireling so dont expect much from them...
  • seaef
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    Gisgo wrote: »
    In Tamriel people who cant fight becomes a hireling so dont expect much from them...

    LOL

    Well, I run a dungeon and manage come come out of it alive with two green weapons and a bag of salt. My hireling gives me 2-3 gold tempers a week.

    Who's the real hero here? :p

    "The Illuminati are very achievement focused. It's like Xbox - only everything is hardcore."
    - Kirsten Geary
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