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That one friendly NPC you want dead

  • Anvos
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    Nicolene (Daggerfall NPC). She is FAR too perky, and thinks the Captain can do no wrong...

    I don't really want to kill her but turning her into a vampiric thrall would be appealing, especially when she starts blaming me for people's deaths when its Emeric's fault for sending the Covenant fleet half way across Tamriel to try and invade Morrowind.
  • PBpsy
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    Lyris. Reminds me too much of Lydia.

    Yes Lyris. Same reason.
    i don't think I can ever enjoy that voice after that game.
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  • phaneub17_ESO
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    Damn you guys, now I'm thinking of Lydia... At least they changed her carry speech in an update, I don't know when though I stopped using her as a follower for the longest time.
  • Sakiri
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    Was lyris and lydia the same voice?
  • Dayv
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    Stibbons, he's such an ass-kisser.
  • SantieClaws
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    I loooove Stibbons. Stibbons for emperor. Semi naked Stibbbons in a cage has been the highlight of my game so far :)
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  • Slantasiam
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    every banker in the game...
  • forbarcusb16_ESO
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    "HIGH KINLADY ESTRE HAS BEEN EXPOSED AS THE VEILED QUEEN"
    WHY THE *** DOES HE EXIST AND WHY DOES HE SAY THIS EVERY 5 SECONDS
    "I'm guilty of a far more monstrous crime, I'm guilty of being a dwarf."
  • Drasn
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    Name that one NPC that infuriates or annoys the crap out of you so much that lives on you would want dead, who would it be?

    Angier Stower.

    "Do you know the old saying? Neither a borrower or a lender be. Rubbish! Without borrowers and lenders, how would we buy or sell anything?"

    I know it's "fixed" now, but I still want to strangle her.
  • pecheckler
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    CUSTOMERS AREN'T ALLOWED BACK HERE!
    End the tedious inventory management game.
  • jamie.goddenrwb17_ESO
    Shiaxi wrote: »
    Hmmm I'd say Vanus Galerion...

    friggin blowhard

    Yeah that guy is a d-bag. "I'm the greatest mage ever blah blah blah. Hey let me know you finish killing all the baddies so I can make a portal to the next area." Really?

    I also want Vanus Galerion gone... He is a pain in the ass. I also was not a fan of his voice acting at all...
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  • SFBryan18
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    None. I developed a need to leave NPC's alive back when they would die for good and depopulate the world in previous games.
  • Adrastes
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    bards allover the game that keep playing same *** over and over. specially ones in banks...
  • Sallakat
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    Anyone of them mofos who sings RED DIAMOND >.<

    !
    Edited by Sallakat on June 5, 2014 8:20AM
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  • aipex8_ESO
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    Sakiri wrote: »
    Was lyris and lydia the same voice?

    No, Lyris is voiced by Jennifer Hale (femshep and a ton of other stuff).
  • Custos91
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    I am feeling a bit strange here, almalexia, ayrenn, cadwell... you are mentioning all the npcs that I like xD Same goes for the red diamond song xD

    I would not kill any of them, the fact that you remember their names shows these are well developed npcs, you agree or disagree with them.
    I for example can't stand that EP king thing, no idea how he was named againxD
    And I started as a EP player xDDDD
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  • SantieClaws
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    I love Red Diamond - so ticked off the bard songs are not on the soundtrack. It's now my washing up song :)
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  • ArcaneBlue
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    crier martine in daggerfall, or the male crier in wayrest but probably the one in wayrest is worse.
    there would have been many posts saying "daggerfall banker!" if this thread was created before craglorn, and I myself would have said so too;)

    BTW I like "red diamond"_ or any song sung by male bards.
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  • Snowstrider
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    Sallakat wrote: »
    Anyone of them mofos who sings RED DIAMOND >.<

    !

    Why? D: It haz epic lore. RED DIAMOND! RED DIAMOND! HEART AND SOUL OF MEN ;3

    I guess its not loved by elves?
  • sylviermoone
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    These people:
    "Hey, did you hear some stranger saved King Cassimir's life?"
    "I'd like to buy that hero an ale."

    These people have NEVER bought me an ale. :-(

    Is there some other hero they could be talking about? I thought I was the only hero here, dammit!

    *edited for spelling*
    Edited by sylviermoone on June 5, 2014 9:16AM
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  • Kwas
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    Cat npc by clothing station in Elden Root...
  • AlienSlof
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    Queen Ayrenn,Sad they made high elves into generic fantasy elves,And High elves live really long,Why have the ruler just be in her 20s?

    ^ This. ^

    Her younger brother looks older than she is.

    RIP Atherton, my beautiful little gentle friend, my Shining Light. I will miss you forever. Without you I am a hollow shell.
  • Vysca
    Vysca
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    pecheckler wrote: »
    CUSTOMERS AREN'T ALLOWED BACK HERE!

    THIS!

    Seriously, I go back there just out of spite now. His sidekick should know he isreally poor security with her being "a former robber of bankss".
    Edited by Vysca on June 5, 2014 10:31AM
    "It may be a touch unladylike, but I'm gonna crush you, I am!"
  • Sallakat
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    Sallakat wrote: »
    Anyone of them mofos who sings RED DIAMOND >.<

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    Why? D: It haz epic lore. RED DIAMOND! RED DIAMOND! HEART AND SOUL OF MEN ;3

    I guess its not loved by elves?

    The melody is like cryptonite to me and also once I hear it, I can't get it out of my head xD

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  • Lodestar
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    Sallakat wrote: »
    Anyone of them mofos who sings RED DIAMOND >.<

    !

    Why? D: It haz epic lore. RED DIAMOND! RED DIAMOND! HEART AND SOUL OF MEN ;3

    I guess its not loved by elves?

    I actually only heard it sung by elves, until recently. As I been mostly playing in Aldmeri.

    Amuses me the reasons people don't like some characters. "I don't like Aryenne, she is not a stuck up, xenophobic, patronising *** like all leaders are supposed to be".

    "Vanus, because, even though, he never claims to be the greatest mage of all, and admits, he is old and frail, and his power is in sight. I am going to hate him, for not being what I think he ought to be and isn't".
  • Pele
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    EP: "Customers aren't allowed back here. If you insist on breaking the rules, I'll have to call the guard."

    AD: The NPCs in Elden Root who go on about mudcrab huts. "Believe what you like..."
  • Shanna
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    Circuitous wrote: »
    Elder Scrolls Elves reach maturity at about the same age humans do.

    so, around 45?

    This is all part of the game.
  • Zabus
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    I want them all dead.
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  • Nuksuu
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    I haven't found them...but I will. Oh yes I shall.

    Whoever the hell keeps saying "It's here!" in Riften is a dead man walking. I would buy 100 soul gems just to keep rezzing him after beating him to death over and over. I don't know what is "here" and why he will not reveal himself.

    He needs to be sorted.
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  • Hiply
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    Any, and by that I mean all, of the NPCs singing Red Diamond throughout the game. I'll take massive rep hits, all the way to outright hunted on sight criminal, just to be able to kill every one of them every time I hear the opening notes to that song as I walk into a tavern.
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