Can I interest you in a game called Skyrim? I think the build you're describing has the name "Dovahkiin".

This actually made me laugh

Obligatory cries of disagreement and unfairness!!

Do you need a GF?

shadyjane62 wrote: »

Do you need a GF?

I just felt like having some fun after seeing so many versions of bits of this post these last few weeks. Don't tell the devs that I'm not serious. Or maybe do, they might implement some of these ideas...

El_Borracho wrote: »

Its time we acknowledge that this game needs to cater to me. My PVP build and only my PVP build should reign supreme. It should have unlimited regen, speed, and damage shields while my DPS never drops below 200K. Scratch that, my DPS numbers will increase geometrically with the passage of every minute I spend in the game. I shall be a werewolf vampire DK sorcerer dwarven maormer centaur with a mount who eats my foes once I dispatch them, eliminating them forever from the game. If anyone can survive more than one of my mighty strikes, their build needs to be nerfed immediately. Volendrung? It shall bounce off of my being and instead kill the swath of those who wield it against me. If I happen to die, by some divine force or bathroom break, both beyond my control, Cyrodiil shall immediately be rebuilt by the devs to make sure that injustice never, ever occurs again.

In addition, this build shall be equally effective in PVE, not just as a DD, but also a Tank and Healer, all at the same time. If any hardmode vet trial takes more than 5 minutes to complete, it shall be stricken from the game and all loot deposited into my account. Plus, my build shall have 100% RNG, with all drops occurring all at the same time, all the time, only for me and nobody else. Instead of gold, kills shall grant me crowns, trade bars, transmutes, and telvar, no matter where I am. Oh, and gold. All the gold.

I want one bar for health, magicka, stamina, aura, and popularity that will never go down, only up. I want a class change token, a cape, a bowstaff, and nunchakus. Why not.

We shall call this new world of ESO "Balanced."

I think that covers every single post ever.

You forgot horse armor. 🐎

It's a 100% accurate take on these forums and shows how even when Zos was more on the ball they faced a challenge they could never win.

Malprave wrote: »

It's a 100% accurate take on these forums and shows how even when Zos was more on the ball they faced a challenge they could never win.

It's because people won't give up their cheese. NB is in a bad spot because ZOS ddin't address cloak/invis/stealth sooner. Now it sucks for PvE and PvP due to all the "changes" (nerfs) over the year to balance the power budget of the class with that mechanic.

Really would like to see it uncoupled from the mechanic and have better options, then power restored elsewhere. A lot of people don't understand that what ultimately happens is a net nerf. Look at what happened to templar when people defended Living Dark being so powerful -- the class got nerfed elsewhere and then the skill is now also nerfed leaving it in a bad spot.

Same trend will happen to DK soon probably. But hey, at least the players defending it got to have it "back" for a while.

How people asking for zos to use battle spirit for all balancing sounds like

El_Borracho wrote: »

Its time we acknowledge that this game needs to cater to me. My PVP build and only my PVP build should reign supreme. It should have unlimited regen, speed, and damage shields while my DPS never drops below 200K. Scratch that, my DPS numbers will increase geometrically with the passage of every minute I spend in the game. I shall be a werewolf vampire DK sorcerer dwarven maormer centaur with a mount who eats my foes once I dispatch them, eliminating them forever from the game. If anyone can survive more than one of my mighty strikes, their build needs to be nerfed immediately. Volendrung? It shall bounce off of my being and instead kill the swath of those who wield it against me. If I happen to die, by some divine force or bathroom break, both beyond my control, Cyrodiil shall immediately be rebuilt by the devs to make sure that injustice never, ever occurs again.

In addition, this build shall be equally effective in PVE, not just as a DD, but also a Tank and Healer, all at the same time. If any hardmode vet trial takes more than 5 minutes to complete, it shall be stricken from the game and all loot deposited into my account. Plus, my build shall have 100% RNG, with all drops occurring all at the same time, all the time, only for me and nobody else. Instead of gold, kills shall grant me crowns, trade bars, transmutes, and telvar, no matter where I am. Oh, and gold. All the gold.

I want one bar for health, magicka, stamina, aura, and popularity that will never go down, only up. I want a class change token, a cape, a bowstaff, and nunchakus. Why not.

We shall call this new world of ESO "Balanced."

I think that covers every single post ever.

Exactly that is good. Your Guild is all that matters. Regardless of how frequently you exploit or your computer group just steps on everyone else's PvP and everyone else there to enjoy a balanced game. Just step on 'em you know? Them little people's. Just lie to them saying that they can ask for support in zone chat for things like scroll runs. Tell us sweet little lies.

Its also helpful, that um you single out you know, they solos and the others who might be better players than you and that's why you bring your group so 7 to 8 other players can buff you while you take on the solos. Cause otherwise its not fair to face someone else in a uh well its a little hoky, the traditional 1v1 you know, as a Guild leader, in PvP, and possibly a streamer as well, you gotta keep up your image.

And image, is more important than some of these ideas the little people have about being honorable, keeping your word, show casing actual skill. And you know, if someone makes a joke, and its AD Blackreach, Destroy them. No jokes allowed. Just take 'em out and say whatever you like, no matter how hurtful or how um this person supported your faction in the past, no matter how they covered your behind and protected you, its important to not show respect and to keep things personal yeah.

And also, lets not forget... if someone is using like 1 or maybe 2 lancers and EP slips thru the door, don't do any call outs. Like EP will often call out if an enemy gets thru the lines, you know so others can pull up their siege? But AD on Blackreach, we don't do that here. Just let 'em thru, let 'em kill the ones doing the most good for you defense and leave their artillery there to burn. Cause your Khajit has more important things to do, by standing there and you know... protecting uh the thin air around them, than to put out the fires on your expensive artillery, that was so thoughtfully provided for the benefit of the faction and just watch it burn. Then when I run back, stare at me like you're never seen an Orc before.

Yeah that is best and everyone will think very highly of you and appreciate your kindness and good effort to protect their good effort on the part of you and the faction. Just like if someone is running a scroll and your DC ball group is there, you know AD is about the ambush them, just leave 'em. Yeah just leave them to their fate because its their fault for stepping up and trying to run a scroll when no one else would. These are things ball group, many AD players, and just Guild leader in general provide for the faction and I think its time, before anything happens to ESO, for us all to turn and recognize all the good they have done over the years.

Guys, you're just hitting home runs. We can't thank you enough.

Thank you AD on Blackreach, thank you DC ball groups, for everything over the years.

*Let's give it up folks, round of applause*