Season One Haikus (5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables)

SilverBride
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Season Zero's gone
Season One now takes it's place
Thieve's Guild here we come
PCNA
  • Luneca
    Luneca
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    Vengeance bad hot air
    Vengeance make me not be here
    Vengeance no substance
  • Erickson9610
    Erickson9610
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    Luneca wrote: »
    Vengeance bad hot air
    Vengeance make me not be here
    Vengeance no substance

    But Season Zero
    first introduced this campaign.
    Don't blame Season One.
    PC/NA — Lone Werewolf

    Werewolf Should be Allowed to Sneak Prowling added in Update 50!
    Please give us Werewolf Skill Styles (for customizing our fur color) Added in Update 50!, Grimoires/Scribing skills (to fill in the holes in our builds), and Companions (to transform with).
  • SilverBride
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    Rogue's Refuge is great
    Love the Breton writing desk
    The secret doors too
    PCNA
  • Elvenheart
    Elvenheart
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    Cambio Zammes
    A rooster wearing a hat
    Can now fence my stuff.
  • UntilValhalla13
    UntilValhalla13
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    Can't unlock the gate
    There's too many people there
    Guess I'll go elsewhere
  • Elvenheart
    Elvenheart
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    Sad I missed my chance
    To get to unlock a tree
    Before it was fixed.
  • Toanis
    Toanis
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    Outside Tamriel
    Worrisome development
    Cast a cloud over it.
    Edited by Toanis on July 22, 2026 2:48PM
  • ItsNotLiving
    ItsNotLiving
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    Warden Warden now.
    Warden Warden Warden now.
    Warden warden now.
  • SilverBride
    SilverBride
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    I feel better now
    Than I did Season Zero
    I am glad for that

    I still miss chapters
    But will not dwell on the past
    Will try to enjoy
    PCNA
  • SilverBride
    SilverBride
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    Some new Breton plans
    Are now easier to find
    I need to get some
    PCNA
  • HerowynKerowyn
    The change of Seasons
    Springing from nothing to one
    Raiders of the lost Tome
    PC/NA — Trials DPS • Dungeons Healer • Master Angler
    Herowyn is the title; Kerowyn is the one holding the inferno staff or the fishing pole.
    Weekends are for fishing . . . even if it’s just a suspiciously shallow puddle.
  • SilverBride
    SilverBride
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    Enjoying myself
    With a more relaxed season
    I so needed that
    PCNA
  • DoofusMax
    DoofusMax
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    Quen is back in town
    Sticky fingers are needed
    Chicken for a fence
    I'm fresh out of outrage, but I could muster up some amused annoyance if required.
  • Calastir
    Calastir
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    Waiting half an hour
    For dynamic encounter
    Why this take so long
    Chaszmyr Do'Benrae (Dunmer Magsorc Vampire Infinity) ~ Dusk Doublespeak (Breton Magplar Werewolf) ~ Stan of Rimari (Nord Dragonknight Tank) ~ Bunto Kim Alhambra (Redguard Magplar Paladin) ~ Alicyankali (Argonian Magicka Necromancer Draugr Kin) ~ Gruuman Odinfan (Orsimer Magplar) ~ Boymans van Beuningen (Khajiit Stam Warden Bowzerker) ~ Flannelflail (Imperial Stamina Nightblade Brawler PVP) ~ Calastir (Altmer Stamina Dragonknight) ~ Sallystir (Bosmer Stam Warden Frostbite PVP) ~ Zalastir (Altmer Magicka Warden Ice Storm) ~ Capt Peach (Nord Stamcanist Crux Cannon) ~ PC EU ~ Flynt Westwood (Bosmer Magicka Dragonknight) ~ Chandu the Conjurer (Redguard Magcanist Rune Walker) ~ PC NA ~ since May 26th, 2021.
  • Erickson9610
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    Bilsa might be safe
    with werewolves all around her.
    Onwards to Granny's!

    Oh no! A werewolf!
    It better not have hurt her!
    Granny! You're alive!

    Granny was beat up
    for her chew bones and eel pies.
    Rest in peace, Granny.
    Edited by Erickson9610 on July 22, 2026 10:57AM
    PC/NA — Lone Werewolf

    Werewolf Should be Allowed to Sneak Prowling added in Update 50!
    Please give us Werewolf Skill Styles (for customizing our fur color) Added in Update 50!, Grimoires/Scribing skills (to fill in the holes in our builds), and Companions (to transform with).
  • joe_schmo
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    Granny's recipe
    She will not give it to me
    What a selfish hag
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