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The potato question

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Askys94
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A Khajiit runs up to you full speed and hands you a single, perfectly baked potato.

do you accept?
Edited by Askys94 on December 18, 2025 5:49PM
Casual fanatic Sweetrolls consumer

The potato question 97 votes

Yes :D
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What?
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No!
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  • Tobyja
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    What?
    Was it a dream of passion?
    "Am Beginn einer jeden Katastrophe steht eine Vermutung."
  • metheglyn
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    Yes :D
    I've never had a perfectly baked potato before, so I'd have to say yes. Assuming, of course, I'm allowed to eat it.
  • emilyhyoyeon
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    I think I get it, it's because khajiit are funny cats and potato is a funny word?
    IGN @ emilypumpkin
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    Qa'Rirra khajiit assassin & dancer
    Seliwequen Narilata altmer necromancer & debaucher
  • Syldras
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    No!
    It's a trap!
    @Syldras | PC | EU
    The forceful expression of will gives true honor to the Ancestors.
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  • BenevolentBowd
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    No!
    While Khajiit had wares, I didn't not have the coin... :disappointed:
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  • Morvan
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    No!
    Take your furry hands away from me! :scream:
    @MorvanClaude on PC/NA, don't try to trap me with lore subjects, it will work🦇
  • metheglyn
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    Yes :D
    Syldras wrote: »
    It's a trap!

    Oh, you think that about everything! :p

    Just enjoy a perfect potato; it'll be fine, I promise. :*
  • Marto
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    No!
    We have developed an entire playground game about why this is a bad idea
    "According to the calculations of the sages of the Cult of the Ancestor Moth, the batam guar is the cutest creature in all Tamriel"
  • umagon
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    That might look like a potato, but I know a beacon when I see it.
  • whitecrow
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    Yes :D
    Is there a tiny cup of sour cream?

    And chives, I need chives!
    https://www.last.fm/user/snowfaller
  • driosketch
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    Yes :D
    It wouldn't even be the first time for me.
    Main: Drio Azul ~ DC, Redguard, Healer/Magicka Templar ~ NA-PC
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  • kargen27
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    No!
    perfectly baked or not it still is going to have hair on it.

    And on a tangent would a Khajiit partaking in Skooma be purrfectly baked?
    and then the parrot said, "must be the water mines green too."
  • Drakath_24
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    No!
    Im not holding a hot potato, that will burn my hands!
    PC EU
    Dungeon tank and trial carpet
  • SwordOfSagas
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    No!
    I don't accept food from beast folk.
  • LootAllTheStuff
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    Yes :D
    This one would take it...

    ...and pass it on!
  • moderatelyfatman
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    Yes :D
    Of course I accept it: I know Uncle Sheo is going to make an appearance soon.
  • whitecrow
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    Yes :D
    moderatelyfatman wrote: »
    Of course I accept it: I know Uncle Sheo is going to make an appearance soon.

    The Mad Potato appears if it is a cheesy potato.
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  • robwolf666
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    What?
    Perfectly baked in what? Moonsugar?
  • Diebesgut
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    ... Oh, this old Khajiit Family hot baked potato game... it has a long tradition, the potato is of course regularly freshly baked... whoever gets it passes it on as quickly as possible, you can also hide it in someone else's jacket pocket 🙃 🥔🔥

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  • robwolf666
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    What?
    Diebesgut wrote: »
    ... Oh, this old Khajiit Family hot baked potato game... it has a long tradition, the potato is of course regularly freshly baked... whoever gets it passes it on as quickly as possible, you can also hide it in someone else's jacket pocket 🙃 🥔🔥

    Oh... A bit like pass the parcel then...
  • MafiaCat115
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    Yes :D
    Of course! A potato is a potato!
    Still waiting for answers about class set aura behavior, and also hoping that one day hair dyeing will be an option. We know it's canon thanks to a book in the Manor of Masques! (House of Reveries: The Troupe)
    Proud owner of a Morrowind Banner of the 6th House (back when it actually meant something)
  • DinoZavr
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    No!
    baked or not, a potato is an insulting gift! B)
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  • Hamfast
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    Yes :D
    As I remember it, some years back, a potato was sold for 7 million gold... this had the effect of raising the price of Potatoes for several weeks or months...

    With this in mind, I would take the Baked Potato, thank the Khajiit... and sell it for 7 million gold...
    Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most...
  • spartaxoxo
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    What?
    Delete wrong thread
    Edited by spartaxoxo on December 19, 2025 1:30AM
  • Erickson9610
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    What?
    I don't usually accept gifts, but I wouldn't want to be rude.
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  • Vaqual
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    No!
    A Khajiit within arms reach will be a Khajiit without arms.
  • Syldras
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    No!
    metheglyn wrote: »
    Syldras wrote: »
    It's a trap!
    Oh, you think that about everything! :p
    Just enjoy a perfect potato; it'll be fine, I promise. :*

    You probably wouldn't survive a day on the Telvanni Isles :p
    @Syldras | PC | EU
    The forceful expression of will gives true honor to the Ancestors.
    Sarayn Andrethi, Telvanni mage (Main)
    Darvasa Andrethi, his "I'm NOT a Necromancer!" sister
    Malacar Sunavarlas, Altmer Ayleid vampire
    Soris Rethandus, a Sleeper not yet awake
  • Dojohoda
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    Yes :D
    The fish aren't biting at all!
    Fan of playing magblade since 2015. (PC NA)
    Might be joking in comments.
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  • metheglyn
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    Yes :D
    Syldras wrote: »
    metheglyn wrote: »
    Syldras wrote: »
    It's a trap!
    Oh, you think that about everything! :p
    Just enjoy a perfect potato; it'll be fine, I promise. :*

    You probably wouldn't survive a day on the Telvanni Isles :p

    Sure I would! Probably not two days, though. And at least I got to eat a perfect potato!
  • Askys94
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    An awful lot of cowards here....

    *scribbles notes*

    yall going on the naughty list for making gift khajiit sad.
    Casual fanatic Sweetrolls consumer
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