Writhing Wall Haikus (5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables)

IsharaMeradin · October 28

Two accounts total
Playing on two characters
Can not swap bound stuff

One needs, the other has
mail what I can, trash the rest
I'd like to suggest...

Glenmoril Wyrd stuff
gets put in witches grab bag
and curate the rest

Grec1a · October 29

I wish to complain.
Events are interrupting
my maintenances!

Deedleqwerty · October 29

A forever grind
Few rewards for the effort
I won't do Phase 2

Lexalious · October 29

ZOS told us we must
Grind hard or wall will stay up
FOMO is not fun

SilverBride · October 31

The quests keep going
The same, over and over
Don't do this again!

antihero_kazuma · November 1

Tedious gameplay
Refuse to buy content pass
Best of luck all. You need it.

Elvenheart · November 1

Everyone but us,
The ones on PC/NA,
Are now in Phase Two. 😢

dcrush · November 1

The writhing paywall
Is still up and shimmering
Will we reach the east?

SilverBride · November 2

This is no event
It is just endless grinding
So disappointed

SilverBride · November 2

The wall has beat me
It destroyed my will to play
I no longer care

StytchFingal · November 2

At the writhing wall
I feel anguish because ZoS
suckered me again

IsharaMeradin · November 2

There once was a time
that I could play all day long
but that time is gone

Too bad, it seems that
the developers expect
me to continue

I tried New World,
no friends, but it was still fine,
now it will be gone.

Skyrim, it was neat
and modded it could be cool
but I fall asleep

Mass Effect Trilogy
I get bored with the second
back to ESO I go.

Still there is a wall
A much taller wall, it seems,
that must be removed

When will it come down?
When will it be done? Who knows?
ZOS knows when.

My haikus are weird
and my rhyming is way off.
Do we really care?

Bethgael · November 2

Phase 1 is down now
Phase 2 is more of the same
No fun to be had

Calastir · November 2

Vacation now done
Less time to play but I'll
get paid for my work

SilverBride · November 3

So, are we there yet?
Are we there yet, are we there?
When will we be there?

WoodenHeart · November 3

"Don't we get a zone?"
"Only with the content pass."
"Oh crud, then I'm done."

What a waste of time
I don't even want the mount
It's not fun at all

Been here since beta
Bought all the other places
This one I said no

SilverBride · November 4

I feel kinda bad
About negative feedback
But that's all I have

ArchMikem · November 4

Why bring down the Wall
When the other side is Hell?
I want Winterhold.

IsharaMeradin · November 4

Jee-Lar nine per day,
Bug. Writhing wall six per four,
Why not a bug, too?

Sure, would take too long.
But don't standards make sense too?
Nothing makes sense here.

Events, we got bored
Limited tickets given
to keep us playing

My second account
main character has stalled
no time for questing

I would like to know
does Bangkorai get resolved
from my char's viewpoint

A game I played daily
for some fun and neat lore
has become a chore

I still want to play
events just get in the way
sometimes they are nice

Bound and hidden stuff
makes newer accounts harder
to achieve the achievements

Give up on a house
to buy grab bags of old stuff
Word of day: Curate

If new has been earned,
bring out old from the grab bag
only buy to avoid grind

For your information,
I gave up on the grab bags
to get the new house

Long winded, I know
Word salad can be quite fun
restricting thoughts some.

Sythen88411 · November 4

Turns off eso
Turns off computer
Touches grass

luc76985 · November 4

at the bonfire
I smoke and dance and make friends
until the horn blows

DinoZavr · November 4

wanted to play
pressed the button "log in"
connection lost..

SilverBride · November 4

What is a haiku?
A verse with a strict format
That must be followed

First, five syl-a-bles
Then are sev-en syl-a-bles
Then are five a-gain

Lixiviant · November 4

Some of these Haikus
And the Dremora Motifs
No more please no more

MasterSpatula · November 4

Expectations low
Nonetheless disappointment.
How does this happen?

Elvenheart · November 4

DinoZavr wrote: »

wanted to play
pressed the button "log in"
connection lost..

How about…

I wanted to play
Pressed the button to log in
But connection lost.

IsharaMeradin · November 5

I work tomorrow
No more Witches Festival
The wall still not down

I am beginning
to hate colors blue and black
Worm Cult needs to go

Radiate77 · November 5

Monopoly game
No MMOs on Xbox
I’ll just play nothing

Radiate77 · November 5

A wall to destroy
I would rather watch paint dry
At least I painted

SilverBride · November 5

We sat on the wall
Then we all had a great fall
We are broken now