Writhing Wall Haikus (5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables)

LootAllTheStuff · October 24

The Writhing Wall stands.
We must work to bring it down.
But witches need brews...

Corporea · October 24

eventually
mold will flourish on the most
stubborn of daedra

Leighlaa · October 24

Too tired to log
I'll check my percent progress
oh, still sixty-five.

Leighlaa · October 24

When XBOX is done,
can we all please just be done?
This event bores me.

SilverBride · October 24

I wish other things
Like killing any Worm Cult
Would help progress too

dcrush · October 25

Wish you were here but
It is all just another
Fetch quest for the wall

LootAllTheStuff · October 25

All in all you're just
Another quest for The Wall.
Leave the souls alone!

Vulkunne · October 25

Walls...
just got...
10 feet higher >:D

averyfarmanb14_ESO · October 25

Fought hard for a week
Progress bar moves too slowly
Tired of grinding

MasterSpatula · October 25

For Vitrified Souls
And Creature fat, endless hunt.
This feels so pointless.

dcrush · October 26

This sure is unique
Have not logged in for a week
Rewards are so meek

raystormusa · October 26

A haiku poem
Needs to be five seven five
Some still dont get it

We see who you are
Groan facepalm groan headbang groan
Unforgivable

SilverBride · October 26

I wish the format
Was followed by all who post
But I won't bemoan

Because it's the thought
Expressed by the written words
That matters the most.

raystormusa · October 26

I got schooled today
Yes teacher, I shall listen
Back to sad coffers

SilverBride · October 26

Sometimes I wonder
How an idea can be good
But not play out well

karthrag_inak · October 26

Yay! Khajiit got loot
The box is golden and sleek
Just crap inside though

LootAllTheStuff · October 27

The task has been set.
The metre is often met.
Creative we get.

IsharaMeradin · October 27

The event is okay
But work life gets in the way
Unable to play

Cram it all in then
Knock the wall and take a skull
Don't forget Tidespite

A boss so bad that
Lag is a one hit knockout
I give up, sleep calls

Toss, turn, toss and turn
Sleep eludes the day renews
Repeat all again

I have some rewards
What a deconstruction chore
Inventory gone

Merchant called first
Deconstructionist is next
The banker is last

Load up each alt toon
Move from bank to make some room
Back to main, repeat

IsharaMeradin · October 27

Day off, I can play
Maintenance, maintenance, ugh
Cram it all... again!!!

LootAllTheStuff · October 27

IsharaMeradin wrote: »

The event is okay
But work life gets in the way
Unable to play

Cram it all in then
Knock the wall and take a skull
Don't forget Tidespite

A boss so bad that
Lag is a one hit knockout
I give up, sleep calls

Toss, turn, toss and turn
Sleep eludes the day renews
Repeat all again

I have some rewards
What a deconstruction chore
Inventory gone

Merchant called first
Deconstructionist is next
The banker is last

Load up each alt toon
Move from bank to make some room
Back to main, repeat

This deserves some kind of forum award - simply giving it an 'Awesome!' seems inadequate, somehow. @ZOS_Kevin ?

IsharaMeradin · October 27

No forum reward
I would like ESO+
indefinitely

But not the free trial
Craft bag, vault and all the goods
that would make me smile

SilverBride · October 27

Writhing Wall fatigue
Has struck me with its full force
I can't keep going

Witches Festival
Has filled up my bag with junk
That no one else wants

SilverBride · October 28

I went to the camp
To try to do my fair share
Instead I just stared

BardokRedSnow · October 28

Came for a mythic
But the mythic lead was bugged
Cost me 50 bucks

Stayed for the fomo
Since they fixed the bug today
I'm a masochist

SilverBride · October 28

GO, PCNA!
Let's get to Phase 2 real soon
And get this over

loosej · October 28

I didn't buy the pass
ZOS promised an event
But couldn't deliver

Bethgael · October 28

I do have the pet
And yet now more fragments three
None for the motifs

IsharaMeradin · October 28

Maintenance again
At least I will work that day
Still cramming events

SilverBride · October 28

Eighty Five point Eight
The number's barely moving
We are all too tired

Grafahel · October 28

The wall was crumbling
Then our hopes were dashed by the
Wall of maintenance