This years Jubilee adventures has gone off with a few hitches. Definitely, many hours a day chasing the rare drops while uttering prayers to the game world's mechanic RNGesus. While doing so, I thought does RNGese prayer really work? If so, give it a go. Read below:
Our scripted code, who art RNGesus and not M'aiq the Liar,
As calculations go awry,
Thy drop rates rise,
Thy crap drops cease,
In our daily Jubilee Vvardenfell World Bosses, Fishing Nodes, Dark Anchor Dolmens, Abyssal Geysers, as well as in our casted utlimates.
Give us this day our daily legendaries,
And forgive our disbelief,
As we forgive those gettings exotics they already have.
And lead us unto Sheogorath's cheeses,
but deliver us from lag and digital glitches.
For thine are the game mechanics, and the power, and the blame,
for ever and ever, (or alternatively, "Until the next patch comes out")
amen.
I hope all your travels during this Jubilee grant you many rewards.
The fun stuff awaits but not for the tireless nor faint of heart.
In addition to the Gift Boxes and the rewards therein, you can also earn new cosmetic rewards that have never before been earnable in game, although they may be familiar to some players.
As an extremely small chance from any fishing node during the Jubilee, you may find outfit style pages for the Trueflame Sword Replica. Yes, really!
Any Dolmen reward chest has a chance to contain a style page for the Staff of Worms Replica, in recognition (though not honor) of Mannimarco’s dark deeds.
Any World Boss in Vvardenfell has a chance to drop a style page for either the =Sunna’rah Replica or =the Barbas Helmet Replica, as seen during that Chapter’s story.
Any Geyser in Summerset has a chance to drop a style page for the Ul’vor Staff, as seen during that Chapter’s story.
Enjoy!
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