Okay, wait a minute. And now..... (*The clumsy body falls with bunch of scrolls with claims on the floor*) (*dirty curse at Khajiit language*). (*very dirty, come up with yourself*).
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*Shakes himself off*
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And now!
1. [Snip]
2. Drops of ketchup! Is it possible to replace ketchup in the world of Tamriel with puddles of blood?
3. Why do different races wear different underwear? And most importantly, WHY DOESN’T IT TAKE OFF? AAAAAAA this is impossible to tolerate!
4. Where should I look for evil enemies who will simply kick my ass and shower me with curses without the speeches of the great conquerors?
5. How do I throw a box or a rabid barbarian into a crowd of enemies?
6. [Snip]
7. I want to fall and somersault on the ice so I can do funny pirouettes for my group.
8. There are so many models of living creatures here! A......Which of them....well...is with me. Did you understand. Play chess, probably. Maybe.
9. How can I become a rat and infect my enemies with the plague? Everywhere, not in separate places.
10. How to dig up corpses, put them in your inventory or by forcing the necromancer to ask them where they hid their treasure?
11. Why might a skeleton have bleeding and cuts? Is he not telling us something?
12. Why can't I fail a quest because of my personal desires? What if I'm an EVIL templar?
13. Why are the undead not afraid of the templars and go to their home for tea?
14. [Snip]
15. Why is male character animation so weird? Do they want to go to the toilet?
16. Where are all the toilets in Teso? What is that huge hill in the distance?
17. Can I convince the world boss to jump off a cliff?
18. Why don't I burn while standing in a fire? Why am I not dying of hypothermia while floating on an icy river?
19. Why are all NPCs so dependent? They can't do anything without the help of an forgotten shriven?
20. Why, after I commit mischief in the city, won’t they take me to prison? Where is the prison anyway?
21. When I play as a Khajiit, how do I swipe all the items off the table? This bottle is getting on my nerves
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22. Why doesn't an extreme swim extinguish the rage of a dragon knight in a duel?
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Edited by ZOS_Volpe on November 9, 2023 7:37PM