Be thankful it has a normal butt, unlike the timbercrow. Imagine ptw butt...

WiseSky wrote: »

rrkluc wrote: »

Why were unique emotes added to the real money version of this polymorph and not to the incredibly rare raid drop version? I was pretty excited to finally get this thing and Its 1000x less cool than the common as hell crown store version simply because that one can do a robot dance... The hell guys? Please give me the robot dance?

I think the reason behind that is to convince you to buy the Crown Store Version.

Since ZOS and ESO are made for Profit, they have to find a way to entice us to spend money.

It's important to the shareholders and lots of people are buying it and ensuring the continuation of ESO.

If you want the cool stuff you will have to spend some rl $ for crowns or trade some gold for crowns.

That's a fair comment, but sometimes the game's revenue sources are indirect. Players who have spent countless hours in the game leveling up to be able to play in trials, and who then finally get the polymorph, have most likely spent some real-world money getting to that point (or at least, a significant number of those players will have done this). In other words, players tend to spend money on the game the more they play it. So this polymorph has indirectly cost real-world money.