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Why are Elves so ugly?

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    I think ESO does a great job on the characters, player or otherwise. Here's my character with Mirri, and I think they're both gorgeous.

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    The bosmer, yep. Mirri.... well, i don't have any use for dunmer.
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    AScarlato wrote: »
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    I've never found Elder Scrolls characters very visually appealing, but I do think ESO has the best looking of the franchise. As elves go, I can't think of another video game that has prettier ones, but my experience isn't particularly extensive. Dragon Age has some really ugly elves, in my opinion. From what I've seen the beautiful ones are in movies and books.

    I think the elves in Tera and Black Desert Online look good. EverQuest (for its time) had some good looking elves as well. Final Fantasy 14 has a few elven characters with decent fanbases though they are not everyone's cup of tea.

    Dragon Age Origins had decent looking elven options though they became awful in DA2. I think some people found Sera attractive in Inquisition. Witcher 2/3 had some good looking elves also for certain characters. Baldur's Gate 3 elves look great and beautiful. I know a lot of ESO players who are playing around the the character creator there.

    Just some options for elf-lovers lol.

    It's funny I forgot about FFXIV (because I play it) but the elves there are generally good looking. They aren't very popular within the game though, and a lot of players think they're ugly. I don't, I think their frames are willowy and they have some of the most attractive facial options. Besides Dragon Age I haven't tried the other games, but to me the characters there are fairly ugly. Love the franchise, though! I actually play an elf in Inquisition.

    Dragon Age really is the weakest example of pretty elves, but so many people were into Fenris romances and some even Merrill in DA2. And Zevran had a decent-sized fanbase outside his hilariously butchered face in DA2 lol.

    I never got into the romance aspect much, although I played it out just because it was there. I romanced Alistair and Cullen, respectively, in between battles and I'm always in favor of varied content, but it wasn't my favorite feature. Lol

    Neither of them were elves but to at least make a nod toward staying on topic, I do think Cullen had to be the more attractive.
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    I think Dark Elves are gorgeous...maybe you just need to spend more time in character creator, or unhide your helmet :)

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  • Grizzbeorn
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    I think Dark Elves are gorgeous...maybe you just need to spend more time in character creator, or unhide your helmet :)

    Which chest armor is that, please? Actually, what about the rest, as well?
    (she looks awesome, by the way.)

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    • Djennku
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      Elves in ESO just look like....elves. They have their distinct appearance that you recognize as "hey that's x race!". I think ESO has done a great job at depicting the different races, elves included. Besides, they aren't supposed to look like humans, because they aren't human.


      I will also say that every race has their more attractive and less attractive individuals, just like anything else that exists, and depending on what you find attractive, will be more or less attracting to you.

      Prime example: I absolutely ADORE spiders. I find them cute and sweet and I want to hug them. Someone else in the room is going to scream bloody murder and have an anxiety attack just at the sight of one.

      TL:DR; Echoing others here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
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      Grizzbeorn wrote: »
      I think Dark Elves are gorgeous...maybe you just need to spend more time in character creator, or unhide your helmet :)

      Which chest armor is that, please? Actually, what about the rest, as well?
      (she looks awesome, by the way.)

      Hi, thank you!

      The chest is Honor Guard medium and legs are Stags of Zen light, with the basic sandals so the vine designs aren't hidden by boots.
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      All you bald bottoms look the same to khajiit.
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    • Grizzbeorn
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      Grizzbeorn wrote: »
      I think Dark Elves are gorgeous...maybe you just need to spend more time in character creator, or unhide your helmet :)

      Which chest armor is that, please? Actually, what about the rest, as well?
      (she looks awesome, by the way.)

      Hi, thank you!

      The chest is Honor Guard medium and legs are Stags of Zen light, with the basic sandals so the vine designs aren't hidden by boots.

      Thanks!
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      • Deter1UK
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        I'm sure the elves like each other otherwise there wouldn't be any more elves would there?
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      • Monte_Cristo
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        ESO elves are a lot better looking than elves have been in previous Elder Scrolls games. And not just due to improved graphics over the years.
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      • Thor
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        High elf look perfectly matches their personality, nothing wrong with that.
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      • Vrienda
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        This is just bait to get everyone to post their hot elves, isn't it?
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      • noblecron
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        I find Dark Elves to be the prettiest elves in the game but beauty is in the eye of the beholder as they say. It could just be a case of you don't like their design whereas others love their design and I think dark elves especially are 10000 times better looking than Skyrim dark elves without mods. I've actually gotten tons of comments on the looks of my dark elves.

        I do hate how they did the hands but that's an all-race thing. Sometimes the hands just look off. There's also the fact that the shoulder sliders can make your character look like a pin cushion sometimes :lol:

        Edited by noblecron on May 24, 2023 12:56PM
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      • Grizzbeorn
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        Vrienda wrote: »
        This is just bait to get everyone to post their hot elves, isn't it?

        Well, I mean...
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        • Wolf_Eye
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          You'll notice that when they do the cinematic high elf they skip all of that and she looks quite attractive.
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          She'd look more attractive if she looked like an actual altmer.

          I loathe mer in the cinematics. They don't look like mer, they are humans with pointy ears. There has been threads made about it, latest was regarding Necrom's and the derpmer in it. They should make them look like actual mer.

          I agree. She just looks like a human with pointy ears; there's no feature that distinguishes her as an elf BESIDES her ears. This might be fine for the Lord of the Rings movies, but I really would prefer that elves DON'T look human.

          I really appreciate the more angular faces and ESPECIALLY the eyes because it just drives home the point that these are races that evolved differently from humans.

          I actually think the eyes of elves in the game are quite pretty, so that may be a bias on my part; I don't find their eyes disturbing or ugly. Especially bosmer eyes, with pupils that look like a starburst, look so appealing to me.
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          Grizzbeorn wrote: »
          Vrienda wrote: »
          This is just bait to get everyone to post their hot elves, isn't it?

          Well, I mean...
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          Hell yeah. Thicc elves are the best elves.
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          Djennku wrote: »
          Elves in ESO just look like....elves. They have their distinct appearance that you recognize as "hey that's x race!". I think ESO has done a great job at depicting the different races, elves included. Besides, they aren't supposed to look like humans, because they aren't human.


          I will also say that every race has their more attractive and less attractive individuals, just like anything else that exists, and depending on what you find attractive, will be more or less attracting to you.

          Prime example: I absolutely ADORE spiders. I find them cute and sweet and I want to hug them. Someone else in the room is going to scream bloody murder and have an anxiety attack just at the sight of one.

          TL:DR; Echoing others here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

          Absolutely this. I'm the same way about snakes as you are about spiders. Most people are terrified of snakes. I love them. It makes me happy every time I see one (Yes, even the very dangerous cottonmouth down by the river) Stay at a distance and respect that they're dangerous and they wont hurt you. (Don't boop the snoot, no matter how cute the snake is)

          Same with elves, a well-done elf always has me stopping to look and take notes so I can up my character creator game. I love it when its super obvious that someone put time and care into the appearance of their character to make a distinct individual. That goes for all races, really, but the ones I love most are elves.
          Edited by ArchangelIsraphel on May 24, 2023 1:33PM
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        • boi_anachronism_
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          I love my dark elf 😞 don't hate.
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        • Coppes
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          Come on, posting images of female elves is just cheating. Let's see the men.
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        • Elrond87
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          get the sliders in a good position and they look good
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          I am glad they can be anywhere from what a player percieves as ugly to good-looking and not all look alike.
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          Coppes wrote: »
          Come on, posting images of female elves is just cheating. Let's see the men.

          Just for you. The only elfy boi I have

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        • Kendaric
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          Coppes wrote: »
          Come on, posting images of female elves is just cheating. Let's see the men.

          Here are two:

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          • Suna_Ye_Sunnabe
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            Coppes wrote: »
            Come on, posting images of female elves is just cheating. Let's see the men.

            I posted some of mine earlier, but in case you require further evidence, here is a small fraction of my boys 😊

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          • TaSheen
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            Coppes wrote: »
            Come on, posting images of female elves is just cheating. Let's see the men.

            I don't play males any more; changed all mine to female over the last couple of months.
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          • amig186
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            Coppes wrote: »
            Come on, posting images of female elves is just cheating. Let's see the men.

            Here ya go, best I can do since it's nighttime in game:
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          • Treselegant
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            Coppes wrote: »
            Come on, posting images of female elves is just cheating. Let's see the men.

            If you insist :D I have two.

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            Another one:

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