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What are your Favorite character names?

  • SilverBride
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    The best name I've ever seen was an Argonian named Ereptile Dysfunction.
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  • McMasterx
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    Any of the people with "Baron who moves like " always send me for a gigglelaugh.
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  • FeedbackOnly
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    Ugrak wrote: »
    Got a couple characters named "A Vestige has no name" and "Skips-the-name".

    Skips the name is impressive name. Reminds me of the guild called "guild name here"
  • Sparxlost
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    Yareli Rilis was what i named my female high elven dragonknight... not sure if she fits into the popular Rilis line or is just someone who had the same last name for whatever reason...
  • Cast_El
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    My high elf templar name is Tamri-El
  • kaushad
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    I'm struggling to remember a better one than Morning-Star-Steals-Away-Clouds or even Only-He-Stands-There.
  • skyrimfantasy
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    The best name I've ever seen was an Argonian named Ereptile Dysfunction.

    Which I'm guessing by now was given a free name change token.
  • OBJnoob
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    I don't give my characters lore friendly names but I do like to give them, uh, themes.

    My stamdk is named Dahplague.
    My magden is named Frigid Reign
    My magdk is named Pyro Techniques
    My stamden is named Cruel Hand Luke (probably the best one I got.)
  • Alphawolf01A
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    Saw an Argonian named "I Hist my Pants". I laughed so hard, I almost did. lol
  • SilverBride
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    The best name I've ever seen was an Argonian named Ereptile Dysfunction.

    Which I'm guessing by now was given a free name change token.

    Why would it? It doesn't break any rules that I know of.
    PCNA
  • DP99
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    The best name I've ever seen was an Argonian named Ereptile Dysfunction.

    Which I'm guessing by now was given a free name change token.

    Why would it? It doesn't break any rules that I know of.

    I belong to an ESO group on Facebook, and someone in the group claimed to be the guy that had that name, and they stated that they did indeed get a name change forced on them because it was offensive,
  • SilverBride
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    DP99 wrote: »
    The best name I've ever seen was an Argonian named Ereptile Dysfunction.

    Which I'm guessing by now was given a free name change token.

    Why would it? It doesn't break any rules that I know of.

    I belong to an ESO group on Facebook, and someone in the group claimed to be the guy that had that name, and they stated that they did indeed get a name change forced on them because it was offensive,

    That really irks me. That is the most clever creative name I've ever seen and was not the least bit offensive.
    PCNA
  • Quackery
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    My favorite ones across platforms/servers:

    Godzilla is my Daddy - Argonian
    Soylent Green is People (my favorite :D )
    Lady Lagaga
    Dead Man Stalking - Pitch black Argonian Necro
    Empress Palpatina
    I'm a Rough Boy
    I know I'm Beautiful
    Yo Enough Staring
    King Swamp - Argonian
    Yoda the Dragonborn - Argonian
    Drag you to hell - Argonian necro
    Storage Monster
    Drop Dead Gorgeous
  • emilyhyoyeon
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    All lore appropriate/friendly names are my favorite. I especially love seeing people give their argonians jel names. Nothing against the phrase-based ones, but seeing people come up with their own jel names is just extra cool
    IGN @ emilypumpkin, imperial pumpkin seller
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  • Tenthirty2
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    The other day I saw an Argonian named Throws-Many-Fists.
    And they were in a delve punching mobs to death :D

    Couple times I saw an Orc (Tank I think), named Big Ugly Orc Truck.
    That one still makes me smile. tho haven't seen them in a long time :/
    • "Some enjoy bringing grief to others. They remind M'aiq of mudcrabs - horrible creatures, with no redeeming qualities."
    • "When my time comes, I will smile. And that will be all." -Sir Nathain Galien
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  • Remathilis
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    The noble knight of Skywatch, Sir Loin.
  • Saucy_Jack
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    The best name would obviously be President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, but sadly it's much too long for ESO's name limits.
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    Saucy_Jack wrote: »
    The best name would obviously be President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, but sadly it's much too long for ESO's name limits.

    I so wanted to make my vampire magblade "Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way"
  • DP99
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    DP99 wrote: »
    The best name I've ever seen was an Argonian named Ereptile Dysfunction.

    Which I'm guessing by now was given a free name change token.

    Why would it? It doesn't break any rules that I know of.

    I belong to an ESO group on Facebook, and someone in the group claimed to be the guy that had that name, and they stated that they did indeed get a name change forced on them because it was offensive,

    That really irks me. That is the most clever creative name I've ever seen and was not the least bit offensive.

    It is sexual innuendo though, and they do frown upon that, at least with player names. But, if it's something in game that the npc's do it's fine. It's a double standard, but it is what it is, and it's their game.
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    DP99 wrote: »
    DP99 wrote: »
    The best name I've ever seen was an Argonian named Ereptile Dysfunction.

    Which I'm guessing by now was given a free name change token.

    Why would it? It doesn't break any rules that I know of.

    I belong to an ESO group on Facebook, and someone in the group claimed to be the guy that had that name, and they stated that they did indeed get a name change forced on them because it was offensive,

    That really irks me. That is the most clever creative name I've ever seen and was not the least bit offensive.

    It is sexual innuendo though, and they do frown upon that, at least with player names. But, if it's something in game that the npc's do it's fine. It's a double standard, but it is what it is, and it's their game.

    It's not a sexual innuendo. It's a medical dysfunction. It's no worse than if someone named themselves Can't-See-Without-Glasses.

    And what about the Lusty Argonian Maid's name "Lifts-Her-Tail"? That is WAY more sexual than Ereptile Dysfunction. Players should be held to the same standards that are seen in game.
    Edited by SilverBride on January 23, 2023 10:12PM
    PCNA
  • Thecompton73
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    I slid every slider all the way to the left to make everything about my Bosmer NB ganker as tiny as possible and named him "Le Petitmort"
  • Lumenn
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    Argonians
    Spirit of Tempest -sorc
    Pokes at Stuff- Templar
    Black of Soul-nightblade
    Makes Grass Grow-warden

    And Conroicht, my bosmer werewolf warden.
  • DP99
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    DP99 wrote: »
    DP99 wrote: »
    The best name I've ever seen was an Argonian named Ereptile Dysfunction.

    Which I'm guessing by now was given a free name change token.

    Why would it? It doesn't break any rules that I know of.

    I belong to an ESO group on Facebook, and someone in the group claimed to be the guy that had that name, and they stated that they did indeed get a name change forced on them because it was offensive,

    That really irks me. That is the most clever creative name I've ever seen and was not the least bit offensive.

    It is sexual innuendo though, and they do frown upon that, at least with player names. But, if it's something in game that the npc's do it's fine. It's a double standard, but it is what it is, and it's their game.

    It's not a sexual innuendo. It's a medical dysfunction. It's no worse than if someone named themselves Can't-See-Without-Glasses.

    And what about the Lusty Argonian Maid's name "Lifts-Her-Tail"? That is WAY more sexual than Ereptile Dysfunction. Players should be held to the same standards that are seen in game.

    That's it though, that's what I'm saying. They can do it, but we can't.
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    DP99 wrote: »
    DP99 wrote: »
    DP99 wrote: »
    The best name I've ever seen was an Argonian named Ereptile Dysfunction.

    Which I'm guessing by now was given a free name change token.

    Why would it? It doesn't break any rules that I know of.

    I belong to an ESO group on Facebook, and someone in the group claimed to be the guy that had that name, and they stated that they did indeed get a name change forced on them because it was offensive,

    That really irks me. That is the most clever creative name I've ever seen and was not the least bit offensive.

    It is sexual innuendo though, and they do frown upon that, at least with player names. But, if it's something in game that the npc's do it's fine. It's a double standard, but it is what it is, and it's their game.

    It's not a sexual innuendo. It's a medical dysfunction. It's no worse than if someone named themselves Can't-See-Without-Glasses.

    And what about the Lusty Argonian Maid's name "Lifts-Her-Tail"? That is WAY more sexual than Ereptile Dysfunction. Players should be held to the same standards that are seen in game.

    That's it though, that's what I'm saying. They can do it, but we can't.

    And that is wrong.

    @ZOS_Kevin If a name like Lifts-Her-Tail from the Lusty Argonian Maid (which is all sexual innuendos) is acceptable why is an Argonian character named Ereptile Dysfunction considered offensive?
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    Saucy_Jack wrote: »
    The best name would obviously be President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, but sadly it's much too long for ESO's name limits.

    I ran in a prog group with a guy who had the actual "Not Sure" for a name, I was jelly
  • DMuehlhausen
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    Honestly the best ones I've seen are ones people end up complaining about and people had to change them. None of them were even racially or gender based or anything.
  • AShmo
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    I have a idea for a female warden called Goldilocks. She of course would have a bear ult, bear mount, and a bear cub non combat pet
  • Djennku
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    I have an high elf named Ctrl-Altmer-Delete.
    I also know there's a "Fus Roald Dahl" out there, because the name was taken.

    @Djennku, PCNA.

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  • FeedbackOnly
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    Quackery wrote: »
    My favorite ones across platforms/servers:

    Godzilla is my Daddy - Argonian
    Soylent Green is People (my favorite :D )
    Lady Lagaga
    Dead Man Stalking - Pitch black Argonian Necro
    Empress Palpatina
    I'm a Rough Boy
    I know I'm Beautiful
    Yo Enough Staring
    King Swamp - Argonian
    Yoda the Dragonborn - Argonian
    Drag you to hell - Argonian necro
    Storage Monster
    Drop Dead Gorgeous

    Drag you to hell...hope this is a healer
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    DP99 wrote: »
    DP99 wrote: »
    DP99 wrote: »
    The best name I've ever seen was an Argonian named Ereptile Dysfunction.

    Which I'm guessing by now was given a free name change token.

    Why would it? It doesn't break any rules that I know of.

    I belong to an ESO group on Facebook, and someone in the group claimed to be the guy that had that name, and they stated that they did indeed get a name change forced on them because it was offensive,

    That really irks me. That is the most clever creative name I've ever seen and was not the least bit offensive.

    It is sexual innuendo though, and they do frown upon that, at least with player names. But, if it's something in game that the npc's do it's fine. It's a double standard, but it is what it is, and it's their game.

    It's not a sexual innuendo. It's a medical dysfunction. It's no worse than if someone named themselves Can't-See-Without-Glasses.

    And what about the Lusty Argonian Maid's name "Lifts-Her-Tail"? That is WAY more sexual than Ereptile Dysfunction. Players should be held to the same standards that are seen in game.

    That's it though, that's what I'm saying. They can do it, but we can't.

    And that is wrong.

    @ZOS_Kevin If a name like Lifts-Her-Tail from the Lusty Argonian Maid (which is all sexual innuendos) is acceptable why is an Argonian character named Ereptile Dysfunction considered offensive?

    Got to me more indirect
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