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Whitestrake’s Mayhem has to be the stalest event of ESO

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  • WinterHeart626
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    Auldwulfe wrote: »
    To be honest, I am rather disappointed in the gankers .... you all been falling down on the job.
    I need my free teleports back to my homebase after I finish a mission --- and it's not hard, I am deliberately using lower level characters to run those .... and I deliberately choose maps of 50+ and with good populations on them - too much and it lags, despite my system being top end.

    The other day, I finished my mission with a level 20 wood elf warden, and saw one of the groups attacking a nearby fortress.... I was yellow faction, you all were blue. So, I came over to get my free teleport, and after running through your group 3 TIMES..... was still not looking at that sweet teleport screen. So.... I started tossing bugs at some of you..... and it still took nearly 3 minutes before one of you got off your duff and did your job. I deliberately switched targets a couple of times, as my flies were starting to have an effect ......

    Next time, do your job and give me my teleport.....

    Auldwulfe

    This. Is. Why. We. Need. A. Laugh. Button! 😂

    Good attitude to take 🤙
  • Drammanoth
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    Auldwulfe wrote: »
    To be honest, I am rather disappointed in the gankers .... you all been falling down on the job.
    I need my free teleports back to my homebase after I finish a mission --- and it's not hard, I am deliberately using lower level characters to run those .... and I deliberately choose maps of 50+ and with good populations on them - too much and it lags, despite my system being top end.

    The other day, I finished my mission with a level 20 wood elf warden, and saw one of the groups attacking a nearby fortress.... I was yellow faction, you all were blue. So, I came over to get my free teleport, and after running through your group 3 TIMES..... was still not looking at that sweet teleport screen. So.... I started tossing bugs at some of you..... and it still took nearly 3 minutes before one of you got off your duff and did your job. I deliberately switched targets a couple of times, as my flies were starting to have an effect ......

    Next time, do your job and give me my teleport.....

    Auldwulfe
    on a sidenote @Auldwulfe be more precise, it's called BLOOD port.

    Now, onto the message proper: this cracked me up - I've almost spilled my coffe. Coffe! :joy:
  • Auldwulfe
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    Drammanoth wrote: »
    Auldwulfe wrote: »
    To be honest, I am rather disappointed in the gankers .... you all been falling down on the job.
    I need my free teleports back to my homebase after I finish a mission --- and it's not hard, I am deliberately using lower level characters to run those .... and I deliberately choose maps of 50+ and with good populations on them - too much and it lags, despite my system being top end.

    The other day, I finished my mission with a level 20 wood elf warden, and saw one of the groups attacking a nearby fortress.... I was yellow faction, you all were blue. So, I came over to get my free teleport, and after running through your group 3 TIMES..... was still not looking at that sweet teleport screen. So.... I started tossing bugs at some of you..... and it still took nearly 3 minutes before one of you got off your duff and did your job. I deliberately switched targets a couple of times, as my flies were starting to have an effect ......

    Next time, do your job and give me my teleport.....

    Auldwulfe
    on a sidenote @Auldwulfe be more precise, it's called BLOOD port.

    Now, onto the message proper: this cracked me up - I've almost spilled my coffe. Coffe! :joy:

    On the risk of a bad pun... using my fetcher flies, I "bugged" them until they did something.....

    Auldwulfe
  • FeedbackOnly
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    The drop rate was ridiculous other than that it was fun...but yeah fix drop rate please
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