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Those Two Legged Abominations "Guars" need a good home, Zos take them away...

WiseSky
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I Won't ever ride them, nor will they receive any love from me.

So Please Zos Just give us a way to get rid of them, or Give them Away to another player.

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  • Cadbury
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  • FeedbackOnly
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    I am kinda envious of 2 of them
  • Malkiv
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    I won’t stand for this slander, and I won’t sit for it either.
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  • Eric_Prince
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    If that would be the latter, ZOS, please give me the first guar. I appreciate their ugly beauty and would happily observe this delicious fat butt every time I ride across Tamriel!
    Edited by Eric_Prince on June 29, 2022 7:04PM
    To be the Chosen One really sounds like lots of fun,
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  • EnerG
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    They are all beautiful.
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  • Sturmfaenger
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    If thou findst guar abhorrent thou hast never bounced on them with full speed before^^
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  • TaSheen
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    I'm not personally fond of them, but there are various forum users who truly love them, so they need to stay available. Have you tried submitting a ticket to ask them to remove them from your collectibles?
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  • Cendrillion21
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    My white guar is one of my all-time favorites.
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  • xaraan
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    First of all, HOW DARE YOU sir! How... Dare... You...

    The two best mount options in the game are senche (not the raht variety) and guar/khagooti.

    If we are going to get rid of mounts, camels should go first, and maybe bears.
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  • NotaDaedraWorshipper
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  • Syldras
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    I'd happily take the first and the second one for my collection! It's a pity that collectibles can't be traded, really.
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    Darvasa Andrethi, his "I'm NOT a Necromancer!" sister
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  • SeaGtGruff
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    xaraan wrote: »
    First of all, HOW DARE YOU sir! How... Dare... You...

    The two best mount options in the game are senche (not the raht variety) and guar/khagooti.

    If we are going to get rid of mounts, camels should go first, and maybe bears.

    My camel-riding Redguards and bear-riding Nords disagree with your last statement, but my guar-riding Argonian didn't seem to mind it for some reason.
    I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than me!
  • Carcamongus
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    xaraan wrote: »
    First of all, HOW DARE YOU sir! How... Dare... You...

    The two best mount options in the game are senche (not the raht variety) and guar/khagooti.

    If we are going to get rid of mounts, camels should go first, and maybe bears.


    They already got rid of camels in the crown crates. I found that disagreeable, as they're some of my favorite mounts because of how funny they look, how funnier I look riding them and the fact that they'll spit when you hit the jump key while still. For example, the lizard-camel spits hist, the skeletal one lets out some sort of reddish miasma and the Anka-ra barfs sand. It's a great way to show your friends you like them! Besides, I have it on good authority that camels are the smartest creatures alive and they're capable of performing complex mathematical operations while idly ruminating (I wonder if anyone's going to get the reference).
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    "Nothing is so bad that it can't get any worse." (Brazilian saying)
  • Xinihp
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    Guar and senche have the smoothest handling animations of all the mounts.

    Of the two, guar almost feels like I am putting a large pair of lizard pants on my character and just running really fast. :p
  • TaSheen
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    I didn't know camels were ruminants! Learn something new every day, thanks!
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  • Carcamongus
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    TaSheen wrote: »
    I didn't know camels were ruminants! Learn something new every day, thanks!

    Camels aren't ruminants, but they do ruminate. I learned something new too.
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  • Drammanoth
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    Let loose Morag Tong, Dark Brotherhood, Cammona Tong, (and any other organisation dealing with disposing of people) onto the OP for BLASPHEMY!
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    TaSheen wrote: »
    I didn't know camels were ruminants! Learn something new every day, thanks!

    Camels aren't ruminants, but they do ruminate. I learned something new too.

    Well, they do have multiple stomachs, but they're in a different classification - camelids (makes sense!)
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  • Danikat
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    Submit a support ticket, explain that you really dislike guar and ask if they can be removed from your account.

    It's not guarenteed customer support will do anything, but they may well delete them for you. It worked for me a few years ago when a free crown crate gave me a pet spider. I explained I'm arachnophobic and while I was aware I could just not use it even having it in the list made me uncomfortable (and this was back when all the pets were mixed together, so not seeing it meant not using that menu at all). I asked them if they could delete it, and they did.
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  • spacefracking
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    Send them to me, I'll put them in my House of the Flying Guar

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  • Carcamongus
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    Send them to me, I'll put them in my House of the Flying Guar

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    "Yeah, sure, I'll do that when guars can fly!"
    *looks at the post above*
    "Oh dear..."
    Edited by Carcamongus on June 30, 2022 6:31AM
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  • bmnoble
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    Got nothing against Guar just prefer there armored cousins the Kagouti, release more Kagouti mounts.
  • VaranisArano
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    My first mount was a guar. A lovely beast with a stately gait of 20 speed, steadily pacing his way through the wilds of Stonefalls and Deshaan.

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    Then I went to Cyrodiil.

    Now my guar sprints everywhere, little legs pumping like a chicken running for its life.

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    Edited by VaranisArano on June 29, 2022 11:56PM
  • xaraan
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    xaraan wrote: »
    First of all, HOW DARE YOU sir! How... Dare... You...

    The two best mount options in the game are senche (not the raht variety) and guar/khagooti.

    If we are going to get rid of mounts, camels should go first, and maybe bears.


    They already got rid of camels in the crown crates. I found that disagreeable, as they're some of my favorite mounts because of how funny they look, how funnier I look riding them and the fact that they'll spit when you hit the jump key while still. For example, the lizard-camel spits hist, the skeletal one lets out some sort of reddish miasma and the Anka-ra barfs sand. It's a great way to show your friends you like them! Besides, I have it on good authority that camels are the smartest creatures alive and they're capable of performing complex mathematical operations while idly ruminating (I wonder if anyone's going to get the reference).

    If I could give you mine, I would.
    -- @xaraan --
    nightblade: Xaraan templar: Xaraan-dar dragon-knight: Xaraanosaurus necromancer: Xaraan-qa warden: Xaraanodon sorcerer: Xaraan-ra
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  • BloodyStigmata
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    You're talking mad crap for someone within tail-slapping distance.

    Besides they do have a home--mine.
    Owner and proprietor of the Northern Elsweyr Guar Reserve and The Hunting Grounds Guar Reserve, Tamriel's home to all things guar.
    See the embedded brochures for all information regarding our reserves, as well as our collection status!
  • Vylaera
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    No.
    And you'd best take it back before it gets disrespectful in here.
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  • BretonMage
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    Guars are adorable when they smoosh down to rest/sleep. I have the Psijic guar calf in my home, and it's just too cute.

    I do think we should have an option to hide collectibles we dislike. There are so many costumes and mounts I would never, ever use, and they just clutter up the menu.
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    I didn't like it when I got my first one from a loot box (free I believe). They have grown on me and I actually bought the circus one.
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  • Grizzbeorn
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    xaraan wrote: »
    ... and maybe bears.

    And how very dare YOU.
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