What does Bastian order at the tavern?

hcbigdogdoghc
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He keeps on telling me to go to a tavern, but he gets mad at me for making wine.

Whatever back to the topic at hand, what does he order at the tavern? Can someone enlightened me?

Apple juice?
  • honglatongla
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    Milk probably, such a Milk-Drinker he is.
  • VaranisArano
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    Bastian swipes sweat from his brow. Immediately, his forehead beads up in the humid, fetid air of the deep Shadowfen bog. "Here I thought the Alik'r dolmem run was the worst suffering you could inflict on me."

    Marcus Titus Alessian shrugs. "They say that dry heat is better. I was stationed in Blackwood when the Planemeld went down, so I feel right at home." He hasn't moved from his stool for the last two days except to use the small portable chamberpot right next to it. The last time he stepped away for a sponge bath, someone ran into their little camp while Bastian's back was turned and nabbed the nirnroot seedling he's guarding.

    "Seriously, I'm going mad from that dumb plant's singing."

    "You can go back to Stormhold without me if you want."

    You know what? I think I will! I can't wait to stop at the tavern for an ale."

    "Bastian, the last time I took you to a tavern, you ordered milk. The Nord bouncer nearly threw you out."

    "Well..." Bastian splutters, looking around for the path. The swamp is dense and overgrown. All the trees look the same. Across the river, a crocodile sunning itself slides off the bank into the water with a ripple, and then all is still. "On second thought, maybe I'll stay. Someone needs to make sure you don't get eaten out here - they'd never find your body if I left."

    "Thanks. I appreciate the company."
    Edited by VaranisArano on June 12, 2021 10:27PM
  • phaneub17_ESO
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    He doesn't drink, he just likes to leer at the Argonian bar maids while professing his virtuous lifestyle.
  • LanteanPegasus
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    Maybe you are just making a bad wine? ;)

    I made 2 kinds of port, 3 kinds of wine, and one pinot, and nothing happened. (And I didn't use any provisioning before that, so no cooldown.) I also tried an ale, and a whiskey, no complaints, either.

    I even remember that when I crafted wine before he said something along the lines of "Magic is like a strong wine, its power can be intoxicating.", and he is a mage, so... He seems not adverse to a good alcoholic beverage now and then.

    After reading another thread I made the Firsthold Fruit and Cheese Plate and immediately lost rapport, though. (Sadly, without any comment. So I don't know if it's the fruit, the cheese, or the combination of both he thinks repulsive...)

    @VaranisArano Here, have another awesome! I love all those little "The Adventures of Marcus Titus Alessian and Bastian Hallix" snippets I have come across so far!
  • Sue_D_Nim
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    Well, let's see. He doesn't like alcohol and he doesn't like tea.

    PAH! MILK DRINKER!
    "If danger doesn't find her, she'll seek it out and invite it home to dinner." ~ Prince Naemon
    "Such despair! Richer than a cheese sorbet!" ~ Sheogorath
  • Greasytengu
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    a nice goblet of whine
    " I nEeD HeAlInG!!! "
  • Mythreindeer
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    Strawberry Quick!
  • Starlight_Whisper
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    Sue_D_Nim wrote: »
    Well, let's see. He doesn't like alcohol and he doesn't like tea.

    PAH! MILK DRINKER!

    😂 This might be the truth of the matter
  • SammyKhajit
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    Açai flavoured kombucha.
  • Red_Feather
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    As an orphaned baby he was found and raised by a group of grapes and leaves. The thought of crushing grapes and leaves makes him ill.

    Edited by Red_Feather on June 13, 2021 4:17AM
  • spartaxoxo
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    Bass Tea only, ofc
    Edited by spartaxoxo on June 13, 2021 8:44AM
  • LalMirchi
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    Milk?
  • Monte_Cristo
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    The blood of the wicked.
  • Lugaldu
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    Bastian can exist on love and air alone, he doesn't need to order anything in the tavern.
  • LalMirchi
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    >:) Bastian is sorry fool. Milk becomes cheese which then upgrades into better cheese ;)
  • Lady_Galadhiel
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    Tonic
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  • vallisas
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    One of his lines suggest that he drinks wine
  • ectoplasmicninja
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    Mid-Year Green Salad and Black Coffee.

    But yeah, it seems to be cheese he doesn't like, as he disapproves of Port Hunding Cheese Fries too, but only in multiples. Making one, without the point that lets you create extra servings, was fine. Once I put the point in and made more than one at a time, he disapproved. Perhaps he thinks we should be reducing our dietary animal byproduct content?
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  • coop500
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    Bastian swipes sweat from his brow. Immediately, his forehead beads up in the humid, fetid air of the deep Shadowfen bog. "Here I thought the Alik'r dolmem run was the worst suffering you could inflict on me."

    Marcus Titus Alessian shrugs. "They say that dry heat is better. I was stationed in Blackwood when the Planemeld went down, so I feel right at home." He hasn't moved from his stool for the last two days except to use the small portable chamberpot right next to it. The last time he stepped away for a sponge bath, someone ran into their little camp while Bastian's back was turned and nabbed the nirnroot seedling he's guarding.

    "Seriously, I'm going mad from that dumb plant's singing."

    "You can go back to Stormhold without me if you want."

    You know what? I think I will! I can't wait to stop at the tavern for an ale."

    "Bastian, the last time I took you to a tavern, you ordered milk. The Nord bouncer nearly threw you out."

    "Well..." Bastian splutters, looking around for the path. The swamp is dense and overgrown. All the trees look the same. Across the river, a crocodile sunning itself slides off the bank into the water with a ripple, and then all is still. "On second thought, maybe I'll stay. Someone needs to make sure you don't get eaten out here - they'd never find your body if I left."

    "Thanks. I appreciate the company."

    These are always such a joy to happen across.
    Hoping for more playable races
  • aldriq
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    I'd like to think he was brought up on bad Breton wine, but once he tastes the fine vintages of the Gold Coast and Elsweyr he'll be as converted as Mirri.
  • Snowy_Wyndra_Karn
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    I wouldn’t care if he did order milk.

    I would order a Milo just to be on the same page as him.

    I can’t imagine a time without Basti.
  • M_Volsung
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    They really need to sort out the rapport effects when it comes to crafting and harvesting, that's just crappy game design.
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    Forsaken Red Mountain, Twisted Kin;
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  • B0SSzombie
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    Just ice.
  • Reverb
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    Açai flavoured kombucha.

    Thanks, I hate it
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  • coop500
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    delenn35 wrote: »
    I wouldn’t care if he did order milk.

    I would order a Milo just to be on the same page as him.

    I can’t imagine a time without Basti.

    I even like milk, so agree X2!
    Hoping for more playable races
  • CaffeinatedMayhem
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    White Zinfandel. He calls it a "simple pleasure."
  • Nord_Raseri
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    Virgin white Russian ;)
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  • Vevvev
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    Water, tea, fruit juice, or milk.
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