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If you could make an ESO cheese, what would it be called?

Chrysa1is
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Mine would be called Ogrim's Yawn Brie. It would stink really bad, but taste so good.😬

*Edited into a completely new thread discussion :)
Edited by Chrysa1is on January 27, 2021 2:05PM
  • Daemons_Bane
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    Try one of the threads already on the front page
  • ZOS_Lunar
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  • Tremuto
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    ..What happened here?
  • twev
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    Tremuto wrote: »
    ..What happened here?

    Somebody made a cheesey comment?
    The problem with society these days is that no one drinks from the skulls of their enemies anymore.
  • Alendrin
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    Proc cheese, obviously
  • Tryxus
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    Sereyne's Hairball Mozzarella

    It's a mystery flavor...
    "Stand strong, stay true and shelter all."
    Tryxus - Guardian of the Green - Warden - PC/EU
  • magnusthorek
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    Cheddogorath!
    I am the very model of a scientist Salarian, I've studied species Turian, Asari, and Batarian.
    I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology) because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology).
    My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian, I am the very model of a Scientist Salarian.
  • Madtexican
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    umm, quESO? :D
  • Chrysa1is
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    Tremuto wrote: »
    ..What happened here?

    Cheese party gone sexual. Police were called. It edam everyone uncomfortable.
  • Vevvev
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    Zaan's Sharp Cheddar!
    PC NA - Ceyanna Ashton - Breton Vampire MagDK
  • ArchangelIsraphel
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    Stuga's Grating Parmesan.

    While normal grated Parmesan might be okay for some denizens of Tamriel, others would prefer a taste that's a little more...grating. One that shocks and insults the tastebuds with a flavor that has all the subtlety and nuances of Stuga jumping out from behind the corner of a building to shout "DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU?"

    You don't know how long YOU'VE been looking for the perfect cheese until you try Stuga's Grating Parmesan.

    Available at your local Orsinium Grocer or wherever fine imports from Wrothgar are sold.

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    Legends never die
    They're written down in eternity
    But you'll never see the price it costs
    The scars collected all their lives
    When everything's lost, they pick up their hearts and avenge defeat
    Before it all starts, they suffer through harm just to touch a dream
    Oh, pick yourself up, 'cause
    Legends never die
  • Nord_Raseri
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    Sinmur's Toejam Gouda
    Veit ég aðég hékk vindga meiði á nætr allar níu, geiri undaðr og gefinn Oðni, sjálfr sjálfum mér, á þeim meiði er manngi veit hvers hann af rótum rennr.
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    Crimson Twilight
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  • Tyreal1974
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    Uncle Sheo's Frumundha Cheese! You know...from under deez [bleep].

    *edited to keep moderators with no sense of humor happy*
    Edited by Tyreal1974 on January 27, 2021 6:11PM
  • Belegnole
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    lol, they've already told us in game. It's called cheese. It looks and tastes a little like gouda.

    Of course if it was to have a new name, I think Meta Cheese sounds nice.

    Edited by Belegnole on January 27, 2021 6:23PM
  • Path
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    Cadwell's Pish-Posh Potted Blue.

    It's old, stinky, veined and can be stored in a pot, worn on the head.
    Fairy Tales Really Do Come True...Kinda.
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