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If you could make an ESO cheese, what would it be called?
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Mine would be called Ogrim's Yawn Brie. It would stink really bad, but taste so good.😬
*Edited into a completely new thread discussion
Edited by Chrysa1is on January 27, 2021 2:05PM *Edited into a completely new thread discussion
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✭✭✭✭✭Sereyne's Hairball Mozzarella
It's a mystery flavor..."Stand strong, stay true and shelter all."
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✭Cheddogorath!I am the very model of a scientist Salarian, I've studied species Turian, Asari, and Batarian.
I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology) because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology).
My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian, I am the very model of a Scientist Salarian.5 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Stuga's Grating Parmesan.
While normal grated Parmesan might be okay for some denizens of Tamriel, others would prefer a taste that's a little more...grating. One that shocks and insults the tastebuds with a flavor that has all the subtlety and nuances of Stuga jumping out from behind the corner of a building to shout "DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU?"
You don't know how long YOU'VE been looking for the perfect cheese until you try Stuga's Grating Parmesan.
Available at your local Orsinium Grocer or wherever fine imports from Wrothgar are sold.
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Legends never die
They're written down in eternity
But you'll never see the price it costs
The scars collected all their lives
When everything's lost, they pick up their hearts and avenge defeat
Before it all starts, they suffer through harm just to touch a dream
Oh, pick yourself up, 'cause
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✭Sinmur's Toejam GoudaVeit ég aðég hékk vindga meiði á nætr allar níu, geiri undaðr og gefinn Oðni, sjálfr sjálfum mér, á þeim meiði er manngi veit hvers hann af rótum rennr.0 -
Tyreal1974✭✭✭✭Uncle Sheo's Frumundha Cheese! You know...from under deez [bleep].
*edited to keep moderators with no sense of humor happy*Edited by Tyreal1974 on January 27, 2021 6:11PM0 -
Belegnole✭✭✭✭✭lol, they've already told us in game. It's called cheese. It looks and tastes a little like gouda.
Of course if it was to have a new name, I think Meta Cheese sounds nice.
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Path✭✭✭✭✭Cadwell's Pish-Posh Potted Blue.
It's old, stinky, veined and can be stored in a pot, worn on the head.Fairy Tales Really Do Come True...Kinda.1
