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A Vampire Bards Feedback

Thannazzar
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To the tune of `Toss a Coin..'

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When a humble Vamp,
Saw what had gone wrong,
with ZOS skill line change,
along came this song.

When the players saw,
this bad skill line revel,
a host of great feedback at ZOS did they level.

ZOS ignored the lot, with scandalous deceipt,
Nerfted my Evicerate and ripped out my teeth!

Toss some cash to the crownstore,
get nerfs a plenty,
get nerfs a plenty,
Oooh
Toss some cash to the crownstore,
performance aint rosy!

Help the Princess of this land,
Fight an evil ancient hoard,
Wait just a minute,
We've done this before!

ZOS used every Nerf,
Idea they could surf,
Crippled Crit and AOE, degraded the Game!

Thats the sorry tale,
by luck the game prevails,
soon dedicated players are all that remains.

Toss some cash to the crownstore,
get nerfs a plenty,
get nerfs a plenty,
Oooh
Toss some cash to the crownstore,
performance aint rosy!
Edited by Thannazzar on August 26, 2020 9:27PM
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  • OmniDo
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    This is brilliant. /cheers
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