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Flatulence emote. Yes?

  • scorpius2k1
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    haha YES! YES!
    Why doesn't the poll just have "yes", "no" and "other" options? It seems kind of biased.
    I don't want that emote in the game - not because I only want "seriousness", but because it's disgusting and beyond childish. And from the looks of it, most people agree with me on this.

    So you've never laughed at the sound of a fart like...ever? It's just nastiness all around and should be banned from games and maybe the natural part of humanity in general? What about that elderly man who let one slip at the grocery line? Or accidentally missing the mark when you thought you could be silent? :o

    (Sorry, being a bit facetious here. The above was a rough attempt at humor, probably didn't work but pun intended)

    Anyway, I'm grateful for mud balls, and if I can add a fart to the end of mudballing someone for some harmless humor that will likely incite a laugh, yes! why not? We need more humor in life and for crying out loud - it's a game which is supposed to be fun. So what. It's a fart. I guess I'll be offended because I'm a cat lover and we kill tigers and lions in the game. FFS. For those that are screaming immaturity and what not, fine... how about we meet in the middle with a cooldown on said emote and the loudness of the /fart /poot /whoopsie is affected by whether you just ate some food or not? Call me immature, whatever you want, I will always enjoy things that make me (and potentially others) laugh.

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  • BigBragg
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    haha YES! YES!
    whitecrow wrote: »
    It would be amusing to see but you know it would be overused. Fart parties in front of the Riften inn, etc.

    With the amount of eating and drinking there, a fart party might be appropriate in Riften.
  • volkeswagon
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    haha YES! YES!
    Why doesn't the poll just have "yes", "no" and "other" options? It seems kind of biased.
    I don't want that emote in the game - not because I only want "seriousness", but because it's disgusting and beyond childish. And from the looks of it, most people agree with me on this.

    So you've never laughed at the sound of a fart like...ever? It's just nastiness all around and should be banned from games and maybe the natural part of humanity in general? What about that elderly man who let one slip at the grocery line? Or accidentally missing the mark when you thought you could be silent? :o

    (Sorry, being a bit facetious here. The above was a rough attempt at humor, probably didn't work but pun intended)

    Anyway, I'm grateful for mud balls, and if I can add a fart to the end of mudballing someone for some harmless humor that will likely incite a laugh, yes! why not? We need more humor in life and for crying out loud - it's a game which is supposed to be fun. So what. It's a fart. I guess I'll be offended because I'm a cat lover and we kill tigers and lions in the game. FFS. For those that are screaming immaturity and what not, fine... how about we meet in the middle with a cooldown on said emote and the loudness of the /fart /poot /whoopsie is affected by whether you just ate some food or not? Call me immature, whatever you want, I will always enjoy things that make me (and potentially others) laugh.

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  • Zulera301
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    part of me wants to say yes, the other part of me sees this getting abused in PvP and people publicly ERPing.

    I'd be fine with a Stonetooth-style belch though, especially since that's already in the game.
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  • Aztrias
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    haha YES! YES!
    WTB bosmer farts
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  • Syldras
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    NO! seriousness only please.
    So you've never laughed at the sound of a fart like...ever?

    Yep. Why should I? Honestly, what's so interesting in someone else's bodily functions that I should pay any kind of attention to it? Let them fart. Let them cough or yawn. Why should I care?
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  • Suna_Ye_Sunnabe
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    NO! seriousness only please.
    The problem with this entire poll is that you're assuming that people who don't find this particular niche funny are humourless altogether, which just isn't accurate. Just because someone doesn't share your exact sense of humour doesn't equate to having none at all.
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  • Elsonso
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    huh-huh-huh-he-said-flatulence.jpg

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  • volkeswagon
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    haha YES! YES!
    The problem with this entire poll is that you're assuming that people who don't find this particular niche funny are humourless altogether, which just isn't accurate. Just because someone doesn't share your exact sense of humour doesn't equate to having none at all.

    That is a complete misinterpretion. The poll does not suggest such a thing. Don't create drama. It's only for fun. It was a simple yes or know or I don't know question.[snip]

    [edited for baiting]
    Edited by ZOS_Lunar on August 20, 2020 12:03PM
  • Kory
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    Smoking pipe emote!
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    Make that happen! :smiley:
  • ZOS_Lunar
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  • Aendruu
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    NO! seriousness only please.
    Why is it that when I open the ESO website I have to enter my date of birth to prove I'm an adult, [snip]

    [edited for baiting]
    Edited by ZOS_Lunar on August 20, 2020 1:48PM
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  • WeerW3ir
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    Fart jokes and emote? really?
    How about just grow up and be serious?
  • Syldras
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    NO! seriousness only please.
    Kory wrote: »
    Smoking pipe emote!

    Opium Skooma pipe for those who like it even more relaxed, please!

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    Although it might be hard to get up on time if you do that while waiting for a boss to respawn ;)



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  • Aztrias
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    haha YES! YES!
    In AOC there was also a pissing emote, fond memories.


    Edited by Aztrias on August 20, 2020 2:10PM
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  • The_Lex
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    Please let's not become Fortnite.
  • Suna_Ye_Sunnabe
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    NO! seriousness only please.
    The problem with this entire poll is that you're assuming that people who don't find this particular niche funny are humourless altogether, which just isn't accurate. Just because someone doesn't share your exact sense of humour doesn't equate to having none at all.

    That is a complete misinterpretion. The poll does not suggest such a thing. Don't create drama. It's only for fun. It was a simple yes or know or I don't know question.[snip]

    [edited for baiting]

    There couldn't be anything less dramatic than what I posted. I simply disagree with your premise... disagreement does not equal drama.
    Edited by Suna_Ye_Sunnabe on August 20, 2020 4:31PM
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  • preevious
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    NO! seriousness only please.
    .... :/
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