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So you come across a delicious Sweetroll...
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So you're out and about and you come across a scrumptious delicious sweetroll just sitting there. What do you do?
So you come across a delicious Sweetroll... 75 votes
steal it and eat it
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steal it and fence it
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steal, launder and mail to a friend
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10 votes
leave it for Santa.
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Tryxus✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭steal it and eat itI steal it, injure it and have it cry out for help so that the rest of the Sweetroll herd will return for it
It's gonna be a tasty carnage
"Stand strong, stay true and shelter all."
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ShawnLaRock✭✭✭✭✭
✭leave it for Santa.Don’t touch it! It could be a trap set by The Sweetroll Killer of The Gold Coast!
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✭✭✭Check my surroundings for Dark Brotherhood assassins. It's obviously a trap, no one leaves a sweetroll just standing around.6 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Set it on fire"If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."1 -
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✭steal it and eat itI'll sprinkle Moon Sugar on it, first (Khajiit has a sweet tooth).PC-EU3 -
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✭✭✭✭steal, launder and mail to a friendI would LOVE to be able to launder and mail things to friends.....
Frankly if I could buy laundered things there would be no limit to the:
Sweet rolls
Pocket Goblins
Legionnaire figurines
Eye of the Queen Action figures
That a certain goblin girl would have in her home: Humblemud The Goblin Hall of Power.Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis2 -
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✭✭✭steal it and eat it
Fan of playing magblade since 2015. (PC NA)
Might be joking in comments.
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TempPlayer✭✭✭✭✭leave it for Santa.Wabbajack can transform someone into a sweetroll as well so for whoever eating it, enjoy.1
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✭✭✭✭steal it and fence itUse the money to buy a bar of Supreme Darkness
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✭✭steal it and eat itI immedieately shove it in my face. I don't care who's looking, this thing ends up in my belly faster than you can say "Stop right there criminal scum!"."I bear the cruel weight of certainty. Total, absolute, relentless certainty. People rarely comprehend the luxury of doubt... the freedom that comes with indecision. I envy you."
―Sotha Sil
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Clyde_BlueSnake✭✭✭steal it and eat itBut am I actually stealing it though? Like, by "just sitting there" is it sitting by itself outside in the wilderness? Why a dang lone sweetroll by itself have "steal" on it & not "take"? Where's the owner? ZOS fix this sweetroll! This is absurd of this lone sweetroll is going to be consider as stolen & not taken! AARGH!
*Blue-Thuxis while in his werewolf form, steals the sweetroll and eats it*
*devours sweetroll*Edited by Clyde_BlueSnake on July 30, 2020 7:57AMMain is Blue-Thuxis, a Argonian stamSorc, whose also is a werewolf! 2nd main, Cobalt-Thuxis, a Argonian stamArc, an identical twin sister to Blue-Thuxis, even is a werewolf as well! some alts:Nirn-Scale Rajthux (Argonian, Templar), Ros-Ei Nature-Thuxis (Argonian, Warden), Crimson-Thuxis (Argonian, DK), Bone-Thuxis Tharn (Argonian, Necro) Why Bone-Thuxis has Tharn as a last name:Some ESO history: I originally started from PS4 NA during June 10, 2015, I did reached CP 810+ on there. I eventually kinda got tired of paying PS+, so during February 4, 2019 I started moving to PC NA. Also CP: 810+. Nowadays I play ESO PC mostly, while PS4 is dust.The siblings were separated at a young age due to a Dres slaver raid, Blue, Cobalt, Ros-Ei & their mother were able to escape, Crimson & Bone weren't that lucky. Crimson was later "rescued" by some Orcs that later ambushed the House Dres Dunmers, unfortunately one Dunmer remained & sadly successfully brought the young Bone-Thuxis to the Dres plantation. Later an Imperial, a Tharn, bought Bone at a auction & later told he was free, the young Argonian sadly had no idea where to go & doesn't know if his family was still alive, so the Tharn adopted him into House Tharn. This family of Argonians finally reunited years later., Kenneth Clyde (Nord, Sorc), Selene Gray-Thuxis (Argonian, Nightblade), Urmanda (Orc, Warden)2 -
steal it and fence itdefinitely steal and fence it... Hakkvild manor is veeery expensive
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✭I offer it to Meridia in exchange of more powaa
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✭✭I'd return it to the Dragonborn.Edited by Ectheliontnacil on July 30, 2020 9:55AM1 -
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✭steal, launder and mail to a friendIk this is a joke but I have a sweetroll compulsion. I can't not steal a sweetroll when I see one and send them to friends, then we laugh about the innuendo... 😜2 -
NewbieOKS✭✭✭leave it for Santa.hmm sweetrolls...
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✭✭✭✭✭steal it and fence itvolkeswagon wrote: »So you're out and about and you come across a scrumptious delicious sweetroll just sitting there. What do you do?
I'd sell it to some dimwit. It's probably made of wax anyway, like most "food" in Tamriel's homes.
Edited by Syldras on July 30, 2020 1:37PM@Syldras | PC | EU
The forceful expression of will gives true honor to the Ancestors.
Sarayn Andrethi, Telvanni mage (Main)
Darvasa Andrethi, his "I'm NOT a Necromancer!" sister
Malacar Sunavarlas, Altmer Ayleid vampire
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✭steal it and eat itI will hold a soul gem out in one hand to show that killing me would be a futile waste of time while eating the sweetroll with the other hand. I'll probably make some "nom, nom, nom" sounds while eating as a taunt.Giraffon - Beta Lizard - For the Pact!1
