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REQUEST: fat Orcs in gowns

Zulera301
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male or female, either works. weird makeup/face markings are a must, and those sliders gotta be maxed.
the more garish the outfit and colours, the better.

do it. you know you want to.

Fat Nords can be honourary members if they're fat enough
Edited by Zulera301 on June 10, 2020 6:12AM
Shortly after the formation of the Ebonheart Pact, a Nord woman was given a tour of the Tribunal Temple. When later asked about the experience, she seemed upset. Suffice to say, the Dunmer were not pleased to hear this, and thus they inquired further.
"Well," the Nord frowned, "the priests were very angry and unwelcoming. They kept shouting things at me like "you can't drink that mead in here!" and "somebody stop her, she's running naked!" and "we can't catch her; she's covered in grease!""
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    "If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."
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    I am disappointed in all of you. I know you're hiding here somewhere.
    Shortly after the formation of the Ebonheart Pact, a Nord woman was given a tour of the Tribunal Temple. When later asked about the experience, she seemed upset. Suffice to say, the Dunmer were not pleased to hear this, and thus they inquired further.
    "Well," the Nord frowned, "the priests were very angry and unwelcoming. They kept shouting things at me like "you can't drink that mead in here!" and "somebody stop her, she's running naked!" and "we can't catch her; she's covered in grease!""
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    this is a friend's beautiful creation
    Edited by TBois on June 10, 2020 9:01PM
    PC/NA
    T-Bois (Stam Sorc since 1.4) - AD
    An Unsettling Snowball (Templar) - AD
    Bosquecito (Stam Sorc) - DC
    Peti-T-Bois (Stamden) - AD
  • kargen27
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    I'm the one in the tux. Neither of us is an Orc but gotta start somewhere.

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    Edited by kargen27 on June 10, 2020 9:01PM
    and then the parrot said, "must be the water mines green too."
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  • volkeswagon
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    I have a fat bald orc. All he needs is a giant boar mount
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    is the person who had the character Jiggly Puff still around?

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