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  • Adalich
    Adalich
    Kaisino wrote: »

    I was thinking of memories, alone in the moonlight, could the sun be her stars.

    "In times of peace, women are hell"
    "In times of war, peace is hell"

    or was it piece, pisces, pissed fishing not trolling. gotta be dumb to fish a troll.

    ...................

    "For men of war, peace is hell"

    "Natalie cole, daughter of nat king cole"



  • stylernaku
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    stylernaku wrote: »
    I've heard tell it's an algorithm like program in effect checking user accounts for all the hack/duping activity. It's needed to be done offline. So you hotshots thinking you're clever, if this program works:

    Bye, bye son.

    Ta ta for now.

    For the un-educated in this respect: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Algorithm

    what the hell is this? A joke...bye Dad, ta ta for now
    thing I am old enuff to be your Dad..lol

    ..and the award for best typing while attempting a witty retort but actually sounding like a *** goes to....

  • thorstenb16_ESO14
    I think some people never play WoW / AoC / LoTR / SWTOR, they had all problems at the start. Played the most MMO's from every beta exept LoTR. They all had there problems in the beginning.

    Give ESO a chance, they still do a great job, i know some do not agree but for ESO sake give them a chance!

    Sorry for my bad English caus aint my nature language ;)
  • Valerien
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    Interestingly for all the people working out what the financial value of the downtime is, it would be relatively inexpensive in that case for everyone effected to be granted a free day.

    Now obviously a free day when you might be at work is a lot less useful than prime time on a saturday evening on a bank holiday weekend. But saying the money is insignificant cuts both ways. Personally I couldn't care less about the money its the inconvenience of when the servers are down, for the length of time they are down for and the lack of any communication.

    As with most things in life if you pay for a service or a good you expect it to be delivered. Its more about that than it is about wanting a fraction of the purchase price back.
  • dreamcatcher
    PERFORM "MAINTENANCE" AGAIN! PERFORM "MAINTENANCE" AGAIN! I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE-DARE YOU ZENIMAX! PERFORM "MAINTENANCE" ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME!

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  • BaKaNoOB
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    I had one worse launch in my life and that was SOTS II (not MMO tought)
    Edited by BaKaNoOB on April 19, 2014 7:06PM
  • Loxy37
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    PERFORM "MAINTENANCE" AGAIN! PERFORM "MAINTENANCE" AGAIN! I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE-DARE YOU ZENIMAX! PERFORM "MAINTENANCE" ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME!

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    Is that Angry Joe?
  • arrisiane
    arrisiane
    BaKaNoOB wrote: »
    I had one worse launch in my life and that was SOTS II (not MMO tought)

    If you want to talk bad, the first two MMOs of Funcom where a hell , Anarchy Online and the Conan one. Others where smooth compared to that one , but i still find that smooth unacceptable with a lot of room for improvement.
  • LosevV
    LosevV
    Soul Shriven
    I think some people never play WoW / AoC / LoTR / SWTOR, they had all problems at the start. Played the most MMO's from every beta exept LoTR. They all had there problems in the beginning.

    Give ESO a chance, they still do a great job, i know some do not agree but for ESO sake give them a chance!

    Sorry for my bad English caus aint my nature language ;)

    I played in SWTOR and remember about their maintenance. But when game only start they return at last 1 day to everyone if server maintenance was unplanned. And SWTOR surely didnt have so many bugged quest in game.
  • Adalich
    Adalich
    Neizir wrote: »

    he says numa numa I listen.

    NB kill thread -9 better than alt f4, *** *** v10 emperor in their again.
  • radoslaw85eb17_ESO
    I wonder what chuck Norris would do in our place?

    Cos i know for sure Hulk would SMASH zenimax for sure:)

    im 28 but big marvel and dc fan
  • ZharaX
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    There is no such thing called service anymore, now if the servers and the game had been 30 years old, then maybe service existed!
    The picture on the wall is chaotic.
    I don't want to look at it, but when I do,
    I cannot speak because of the confusion in my head!
  • dreamcatcher
    Loxy37 wrote: »

    Is that Angry Joe?

    Erm...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwT60UbOZnI
  • Tai
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    I wonder what chuck Norris would do in our place?

    Cos i know for sure Hulk would SMASH zenimax for sure:)

    im 28 but big marvel and dc fan

    Chuck Norris smashed down the server...
  • daveydiablob14_ESO
    Loxy37 wrote: »
    PERFORM "MAINTENANCE" AGAIN! PERFORM "MAINTENANCE" AGAIN! I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE-DARE YOU ZENIMAX! PERFORM "MAINTENANCE" ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME!

    Pulp-Fiction-3524.jpg

    Is that Angry Joe?

    Who is 'Angry Joe' and why do you keep mentioning him in these comments?
  • thorstenb16_ESO14
    LosevV wrote: »
    I think some people never play WoW / AoC / LoTR / SWTOR, they had all problems at the start. Played the most MMO's from every beta exept LoTR. They all had there problems in the beginning.

    Give ESO a chance, they still do a great job, i know some do not agree but for ESO sake give them a chance!

    Sorry for my bad English caus aint my nature language ;)

    I played in SWTOR and remember about their maintenance. But when game only start they return at last 1 day to everyone if server maintenance was unplanned. And SWTOR surely didnt have so many bugged quest in game.

    Quest? No but a queue of 3 a 4 hours on the server Red Eclipse? Bad!
  • Atwa
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    How many hours has passed?
    Guild Española "ESP Scrolls" /w Artema para unirte!
    www.espscrolls.es tu comunidad en Español.
  • andrmncreb17_ESO
    andrmncreb17_ESO
    Soul Shriven
    Loxy37 wrote: »
    PERFORM "MAINTENANCE" AGAIN! PERFORM "MAINTENANCE" AGAIN! I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE-DARE YOU ZENIMAX! PERFORM "MAINTENANCE" ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME!

    Pulp-Fiction-3524.jpg

    Is that Angry Joe?

    Who is 'Angry Joe' and why do you keep mentioning him in these comments?

    He is a game reviewer on YouTube.
  • Jalani
    Jalani
    Atwa wrote: »
    How many hours has passed?
    Based on the post times, ~3h

  • NoirJ
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    Atwa wrote: »
    How many hours has passed?
    around 3

  • daveydiablob14_ESO
    Loxy37 wrote: »
    PERFORM "MAINTENANCE" AGAIN! PERFORM "MAINTENANCE" AGAIN! I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE-DARE YOU ZENIMAX! PERFORM "MAINTENANCE" ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME!

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    Is that Angry Joe?

    Who is 'Angry Joe' and why do you keep mentioning him in these comments?

    He is a game reviewer on YouTube.

    Thanks
  • ZharaX
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    Atwa wrote: »
    How many hours has passed?

    To many i'm afraid :(
    The picture on the wall is chaotic.
    I don't want to look at it, but when I do,
    I cannot speak because of the confusion in my head!
  • Red_Panda
    Red_Panda
    Atwa wrote: »
    How many hours has passed?
    Been about 2h...15mins? About 3h however since I got infinite loading screen.

  • Pipsissiwa
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    rafale wrote: »
    lol, I wonder is you were this relaxed if your new car behaved this way ;)

    I know I'd want them to fix it, and to do a proper job -it takes as long as it takes. I wouldn't expect them to just turn it off and on again, say it seems fine and give it back.

    Even new cars sometimes develop faults unforeseen when they left the factory.


    Maybe it just helps me be fine with all this as I have experience in the games industry esp with MMOs, so I can imagine what is going on at HQ right now. There will be some poor guys and gals dragged from their families back to the office or getting online (on Easter Saturday) to find a problem in bits of code they probably didn't write - which will be like looking for a needle in a haystack. And that's just assuming this isn't some kind of DOS or similar, in which case no-one could have predicted this or how long it will take to fix.

    Personally I signed up for ESO and early access with my eyes wide open - I expected down-times - I hoped they wouldn't be too bad, but I expected them, bad or good. If someone feels strongly (and negatively) about down-times, then they probably shouldn't play an MMO from launch. Down-times WILL happen, and lots of them more likely than not. No, in an ideal world they wouldn't, but we don't live in an ideal world.


    On a lighter note, this is an Elder Scrolls game - it wouldn't be right if it wasn't full of bugs :)
  • Loxy37
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    Loxy37 wrote: »
    PERFORM "MAINTENANCE" AGAIN! PERFORM "MAINTENANCE" AGAIN! I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE-DARE YOU ZENIMAX! PERFORM "MAINTENANCE" ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME!

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    Is that Angry Joe?

    Who is 'Angry Joe' and why do you keep mentioning him in these comments?

    You tell me. People keep saying that Angry Joes gonna be mad and then Zenimax will be quaking in their boots. Just thought he fit the bill for a Angry Dude.
  • nikolaosdeliseb17_ESO
    nikolaosdeliseb17_ESO
    Soul Shriven
    As this is the most anticipated MMO of the last 4-5 years, there is a certain "logical" amount of anger and frustration among players.Most experienced and mature players do know that almost every new release can be buggy( the only one i remember being smooth enough was Lotro 7 years ago).So kudos for trying to fix things.HOWEVER:
    EU server has been buggy atleast for the last 2 days( locked achievements,quests not progresing,loading screens,inaccessible guild bank).They knew those,yet instead of bringing down the server at lets say,6-7 am CET,they let it live,and bring it down during prime time-and not for the first time.Noone-atleast very few would complain.
    No warnings-simply locked out of the game.
    No real GMs.We feel like we talk to a chip.
    EU server should be EU based-period.
    Minor details make a game great.It has the potential.I hope you improve your customer service.Thanks.
  • LosevV
    LosevV
    Soul Shriven
    LosevV wrote: »
    I think some people never play WoW / AoC / LoTR / SWTOR, they had all problems at the start. Played the most MMO's from every beta exept LoTR. They all had there problems in the beginning.

    Give ESO a chance, they still do a great job, i know some do not agree but for ESO sake give them a chance!

    Sorry for my bad English caus aint my nature language ;)

    I played in SWTOR and remember about their maintenance. But when game only start they return at last 1 day to everyone if server maintenance was unplanned. And SWTOR surely didnt have so many bugged quest in game.

    Quest? No but a queue of 3 a 4 hours on the server Red Eclipse? Bad!

    I was on another server. And i didnt have queue more then 45 min.
  • cris13crossb16_ESO
    Atwa wrote: »
    How many hours has passed?

    3.5 hours since this problem started, they, as usual, post 30mins after the event.
  • mungoeb17_ESO
    mungoeb17_ESO
    Soul Shriven
    LosevV wrote: »
    I think some people never play WoW / AoC / LoTR / SWTOR, they had all problems at the start. Played the most MMO's from every beta exept LoTR. They all had there problems in the beginning.

    Give ESO a chance, they still do a great job, i know some do not agree but for ESO sake give them a chance!

    Sorry for my bad English caus aint my nature language ;)

    I played in SWTOR and remember about their maintenance. But when game only start they return at last 1 day to everyone if server maintenance was unplanned. And SWTOR surely didnt have so many bugged quest in game.

    But queue for 5 hours to get in.
  • Morostyle
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    http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/discussion/82976/eu-maintenance-4-19-14-12-25pm-edt-4-25pm-gmt#latest

    NEXT TIME - CHECK THE SERVER STATUS FORUM - AND STOP BITCHING IN SUPPORT - HAVE A GREAT NIGHT!
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