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kylewwefan
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No it doesn’t, this is a joke; except for this guy told me that in a dungeon today. And we nuked bosses so fast he was convinced it was working.

He said heard it from some guy that was pretty good and that guy got it from the internet or Alcast or something.

I had to agree it sounded like something ol Alibaba might come up with, but I’d never heard of it except for jokingly.

But you know, it used to be good to have someone casting Retreating Maneuvers breaching a keep or something, so why wouldn’t you do that in a dungeon?

So I went ahead and threw on Siege Shield for everyone too. Because it shields everyone from all that siege damage you take in Elden Hollow 2. And it made my new friend feel more at home. He even told me there wasn’t any siege in here to take damage from. But it looks awesome!

I got to get another game to play. Animal Crossing is starting to look good.

So, what’s some other funny stuff ya’ll see lately?
  • MartiniDaniels
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    My favourite is when you are tank, but pugs don't know mechanics, so when they face mechanics where they MUST block or roll-dodge boss attacks, they die and kick you, because they think you are not taunting. You re-queue after some time and get into to same group, who is still sitting at that boss (probably, they kicked all other tanks who were sent as replacement) :D it happened to me several times, and I just lol from this pre-made pugs who don't know anything and don't listen to any arguments :D
  • mairwen85
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    Dps: why you no taunt
    Me: because you're stealing aggro with your ice staff
    Dps: don't think so, you let us take hits
    Me: ice staff has taunt from tri focus
    Dps: stop whining and taunt
    Me: I am, your heavies steal taunt
    Dps: need heavies for resource
    Me: use a different staff
    Dps: learn to tank and stop crying
    Edited by mairwen85 on May 13, 2020 3:35PM
  • Jaraal
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    Get out of the red circles!

    I don't see any red circles!

    Stop playing in first person view!

    But my immersionz!

  • JamieAubrey
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    Jaraal wrote: »
    Get out of the red circles!

    I don't see any red circles!

    Stop playing in first person view!

    But my immersionz!

    TBF my red circles are BRIGHT PINK

    Easier to see bombers through walls when they cast Proxy
  • Alpheu5
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    mairwen85 wrote: »
    Dps: why you no taunt
    Me: because you're stealing aggro with your ice staff
    Dps: don't think so, you let us take hits
    Me: ice staff has taunt from tri focus
    Dps: stop whining and taunt
    Me: I am, your heavies steal taunt
    Dps: need heavies for resource
    Me: use a different staff
    Dps: learn to tank and stop crying

    Your group members voted to kick you from the group.

    You are no longer in a group.

    You have queued too recently. You can queue again in 12m 44s.
    Dalek-Rok - Argonian Sorcerer || Dalek-Shād - Argonian Nightblade || Dalek-Shul - Argonian Templar || Dalek-Xal - Argonian Dragonknight || Mounts-the-Snout - Argonian Warden || Dalek-Xul - Argonian Necromancer || Two-Spires - Argonian Arcanist || Dalek-Nesh - Argonian Sorcerer || Dalek-Kör - Argonian Dragonknight
    Judas Helviaryn wrote: »
    Don't incorporate bugs into your builds, and you won't have [an] issue.
  • indigorune
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    mairwen85 wrote: »
    Dps: why you no taunt
    Me: because you're stealing aggro with your ice staff
    Dps: don't think so, you let us take hits
    Me: ice staff has taunt from tri focus
    Dps: stop whining and taunt
    Me: I am, your heavies steal taunt
    Dps: need heavies for resource
    Me: use a different staff
    Dps: learn to tank and stop crying

    It's like people just grab passives without even reading what they do. They could easily DPS with an ice staff w/o the taunt passive, if they wanted.
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    PvE main --> K'hira - Khajiiti stamblade
    Trade Guild: Free Marketers
  • Vietfox
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    Alpheu5 wrote: »
    mairwen85 wrote: »
    Dps: why you no taunt
    Me: because you're stealing aggro with your ice staff
    Dps: don't think so, you let us take hits
    Me: ice staff has taunt from tri focus
    Dps: stop whining and taunt
    Me: I am, your heavies steal taunt
    Dps: need heavies for resource
    Me: use a different staff
    Dps: learn to tank and stop crying

    Your group members voted to kick you from the group.

    You are no longer in a group.

    You have queued too recently. You can queue again in 12m 44s.

    Wait, i thought you could immediately queue again as long as you were kicked instead of leaving.
  • Thogard
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    my fav is when people call my 27k hp medium armor orc stamplar (bloodspawn, new moon, and essence thief) a tank.

    The other day a 35k hp argonian stam DK running cauterize called me a tank. It made me cringe.
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  • Alpheu5
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    Vietfox wrote: »
    Alpheu5 wrote: »
    mairwen85 wrote: »
    Dps: why you no taunt
    Me: because you're stealing aggro with your ice staff
    Dps: don't think so, you let us take hits
    Me: ice staff has taunt from tri focus
    Dps: stop whining and taunt
    Me: I am, your heavies steal taunt
    Dps: need heavies for resource
    Me: use a different staff
    Dps: learn to tank and stop crying

    Your group members voted to kick you from the group.

    You are no longer in a group.

    You have queued too recently. You can queue again in 12m 44s.

    Wait, i thought you could immediately queue again as long as you were kicked instead of leaving.

    Just posted this in another thread:
    Alpheu5 wrote: »
    Two times I queued as DPS yesterday and waited at least 10 minutes each before ready checks. Both times I got booted to login during the loading screen, both times I got kicked from group within 2 minutes, both times I got the 15 minute penalty.
    Dalek-Rok - Argonian Sorcerer || Dalek-Shād - Argonian Nightblade || Dalek-Shul - Argonian Templar || Dalek-Xal - Argonian Dragonknight || Mounts-the-Snout - Argonian Warden || Dalek-Xul - Argonian Necromancer || Two-Spires - Argonian Arcanist || Dalek-Nesh - Argonian Sorcerer || Dalek-Kör - Argonian Dragonknight
    Judas Helviaryn wrote: »
    Don't incorporate bugs into your builds, and you won't have [an] issue.
  • Vietfox
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    Alpheu5 wrote: »
    Vietfox wrote: »
    Alpheu5 wrote: »
    mairwen85 wrote: »
    Dps: why you no taunt
    Me: because you're stealing aggro with your ice staff
    Dps: don't think so, you let us take hits
    Me: ice staff has taunt from tri focus
    Dps: stop whining and taunt
    Me: I am, your heavies steal taunt
    Dps: need heavies for resource
    Me: use a different staff
    Dps: learn to tank and stop crying

    Your group members voted to kick you from the group.

    You are no longer in a group.

    You have queued too recently. You can queue again in 12m 44s.

    Wait, i thought you could immediately queue again as long as you were kicked instead of leaving.

    Just posted this in another thread:
    Alpheu5 wrote: »
    Two times I queued as DPS yesterday and waited at least 10 minutes each before ready checks. Both times I got booted to login during the loading screen, both times I got kicked from group within 2 minutes, both times I got the 15 minute penalty.

    Lmao, that's so ZOS.
  • Indoril_Nerevar
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    mairwen85 wrote: »
    Dps: why you no taunt
    Me: because you're stealing aggro with your ice staff
    Dps: don't think so, you let us take hits
    Me: ice staff has taunt from tri focus
    Dps: stop whining and taunt
    Me: I am, your heavies steal taunt
    Dps: need heavies for resource
    Me: use a different staff
    Dps: learn to tank and stop crying




    This one speaks the truth.

    I literally say:

    ". . . You N'Wah!" and just find a whole new group.

    If you played long enough, you know what you're doing. Sometimes people just troll though and say that *** for fun, to bother you. And when you know you're a MF Legend at your class, it's just silly to stick around and listen to somebody blame you or criticise you or grief you.



























    Blows my mind, sometimes. The things that people want out of games and the extent they go to in order to grief and troll is terribly disappointing and pathetic👎
  • idk
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    mairwen85 wrote: »
    Dps: why you no taunt
    Me: because you're stealing aggro with your ice staff
    Dps: don't think so, you let us take hits
    Me: ice staff has taunt from tri focus
    Dps: stop whining and taunt
    Me: I am, your heavies steal taunt
    Dps: need heavies for resource
    Me: use a different staff
    Dps: learn to tank and stop crying

    I used to solo queue on my tank to help the GF until it was no longer worthy of my time. I recall when the frost staff became a tanking weapon and I began losing agro to players using a frost staff. It became a normal thing for say whoever is using a frost staff is tanking every time they do a heavy attack.

    I expect there are still many players ignorant to that.
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