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Stop Complaining. ESO is G.O.A.T.
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friimynd✭✭✭i thought you meant like the 'mmo simulator' 'goat mmo' (or something like that anyway)
it basically is pew-pew (or piew-die-pie_){get it? he dies while saying it}gg ^&*
Oh, now i 'C', lol ( * & ^ )
Finally realized it is supposed to be about 'friends' online, lol; i thought it was about 'enemies' online, hmm
Well, i can (must) buy the darkwood (?) sry, lol; blackwood expansion to get the companions, right? i'm looking into it right now.
If they gonna put companions in the game, i'm a fool to say no (and be a f2p peon grinder, lol; feel for u, i used to do to) ;#)6 -
Sylvermynx✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Goat is yummy. Buy it young, and barbecue it slowly. Nope, I'm not joking. We've eaten pretty much anything you can hunt, and of course, since some things aren't available on the American continent, we've either had largesse from friends, or ordered from other countries.
About the only totally inedible meat I've ever run across was squirrel. Tough, stringy, and very reminiscent of acorns (logical of course). But I do remember my dad telling about squirrel stew - he was born in 1919; father was disabled (lung issues - if you can't breathe, you can't do much of anything) so my dad and his brothers kept the family in meat by shooting squirrel, possum, whatever they could find. Their little old .22s didn't have a prayer back then of taking down a deer - not to mention the deer were for the "elite"....
So bless the squirrels and goats. Protein is important.7 -
mayasunrising✭✭✭✭✭It is a great game, but unfortunately it's rife with lag, and skill dsync/misfire issues right now. They can have the best content out there, but if you can't play the game what's the point?"And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." ♥ Anaïs Nin
“There’s a difference between wanting to be looked at and wanting to be seen." ♥ Amanda Palmer
“A game is an opportunity to focus our energy, with relentless optimism, at something we’re good at (or getting better at) and enjoy. In other words, gameplay is the direct emotional opposite of depression.” ♥ Jane McGonigal
“They'll tell you you're too loud, that you need to wait your turn and ask the right people for permission. Do it anyway." ♥ Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez3 -
Lysette✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Sylvermynx wrote: »Goat is yummy. Buy it young, and barbecue it slowly. Nope, I'm not joking. We've eaten pretty much anything you can hunt, and of course, since some things aren't available on the American continent, we've either had largesse from friends, or ordered from other countries.
About the only totally inedible meat I've ever run across was squirrel. Tough, stringy, and very reminiscent of acorns (logical of course). But I do remember my dad telling about squirrel stew - he was born in 1919; father was disabled (lung issues - if you can't breathe, you can't do much of anything) so my dad and his brothers kept the family in meat by shooting squirrel, possum, whatever they could find. Their little old .22s didn't have a prayer back then of taking down a deer - not to mention the deer were for the "elite"....
So bless the squirrels and goats. Protein is important.
Snake feels like biting into chalk - totally dry.0 -
Sylvermynx✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Sylvermynx wrote: »Goat is yummy. Buy it young, and barbecue it slowly. Nope, I'm not joking. We've eaten pretty much anything you can hunt, and of course, since some things aren't available on the American continent, we've either had largesse from friends, or ordered from other countries.
About the only totally inedible meat I've ever run across was squirrel. Tough, stringy, and very reminiscent of acorns (logical of course). But I do remember my dad telling about squirrel stew - he was born in 1919; father was disabled (lung issues - if you can't breathe, you can't do much of anything) so my dad and his brothers kept the family in meat by shooting squirrel, possum, whatever they could find. Their little old .22s didn't have a prayer back then of taking down a deer - not to mention the deer were for the "elite"....
So bless the squirrels and goats. Protein is important.
Snake feels like biting into chalk - totally dry.
Actually, I've had snake that wasn't dry as chalk. It wasn't "like chicken" - though it was edible. And filling.
I draw the line at bugs. Nopenopenope.0 -
VaranisArano✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Am I the only one who immediately thinks about Fallout whenever someone talks about a G.O.A.T.?7 -
Lysette✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Sylvermynx wrote: »Sylvermynx wrote: »Goat is yummy. Buy it young, and barbecue it slowly. Nope, I'm not joking. We've eaten pretty much anything you can hunt, and of course, since some things aren't available on the American continent, we've either had largesse from friends, or ordered from other countries.
About the only totally inedible meat I've ever run across was squirrel. Tough, stringy, and very reminiscent of acorns (logical of course). But I do remember my dad telling about squirrel stew - he was born in 1919; father was disabled (lung issues - if you can't breathe, you can't do much of anything) so my dad and his brothers kept the family in meat by shooting squirrel, possum, whatever they could find. Their little old .22s didn't have a prayer back then of taking down a deer - not to mention the deer were for the "elite"....
So bless the squirrels and goats. Protein is important.
Snake feels like biting into chalk - totally dry.
Actually, I've had snake that wasn't dry as chalk. It wasn't "like chicken" - though it was edible. And filling.
I draw the line at bugs. Nopenopenope.
I had masonja - a snack from mopane tea worms - but i agree on those bugs sold in south korea -weird stuff. i wonder how you prepared the snake - grilled it is like chalk - did you cook it?0 -
Sylvermynx✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭VaranisArano wrote: »Am I the only one who immediately thinks about Fallout whenever someone talks about a G.O.A.T.?
Well, I don't. I don't play the FOs. I grew up in the era when we all learned "duck and cover", and saw horrific movies explaining in minute detail what would happen to us when a direct hit landed. So to me, the FOs will never be "fun" - and I'll never play them. I have good friends who do play them. They're all a lot younger than I am, so it's not a direct correlation as it is with me.
Yes, I'm aware my attitude is probably seen as silly. I don't care.2 -
doomette✭✭✭✭✭
✭Sylvermynx wrote: »Goat is yummy. Buy it young, and barbecue it slowly. Nope, I'm not joking. We've eaten pretty much anything you can hunt, and of course, since some things aren't available on the American continent, we've either had largesse from friends, or ordered from other countries.
About the only totally inedible meat I've ever run across was squirrel. Tough, stringy, and very reminiscent of acorns (logical of course). But I do remember my dad telling about squirrel stew - he was born in 1919; father was disabled (lung issues - if you can't breathe, you can't do much of anything) so my dad and his brothers kept the family in meat by shooting squirrel, possum, whatever they could find. Their little old .22s didn't have a prayer back then of taking down a deer - not to mention the deer were for the "elite"....
So bless the squirrels and goats. Protein is important.
But does goat taste like how they smell, like goat cheese does?0 -
Glurin✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Question 1:
You are approached by a frenzied Vault scientist, who yells, "I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!" What's your response?
A. "But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?"
B. "Yeah? Up yours too, buddy!"
C. Say nothing, grab a nearby pipe and hit the scientist in the head to knock him out. For all you knew, he was planning to blow up the vault.
D. Say nothing, but slip away before the scientist can continue his rant.
"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster...when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss also gazes into you..."5 -
sirston✭✭✭✭✭I think my version of G. O. A. T. and yours is differentWhitestakes Revenge
WoodElf Mag-Warden
Sirston
Magickia Dragonknight
T0XIC
Pride Of The Pact
Vehemence
The Crimson Order
victoria aut mors1 -
Narvuntien✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Its probably about third.
Which is pretty good considering how many MMOs have crashed and burnt.0 -
Nord_Raseri✭✭✭✭✭
✭Question 1:
You are approached by a frenzied Vault scientist, who yells, "I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!" What's your response?
A. "But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?"
B. "Yeah? Up yours too, buddy!"
C. Say nothing, grab a nearby pipe and hit the scientist in the head to knock him out. For all you knew, he was planning to blow up the vault.
D. Say nothing, but slip away before the scientist can continue his rant.
C. Say nothing, grab a nearby pipe and hit the scientist in the head to knock him out. For all you knew, he was planning to blow up the vault.Veit ég aðég hékk vindga meiði á nætr allar níu, geiri undaðr og gefinn Oðni, sjálfr sjálfum mér, á þeim meiði er manngi veit hvers hann af rótum rennr.1 -
Gythral✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Milking Machine
OP is obvioulsy too young to know that games are for playing, not handing your wallet over...“Be as a tower, that, firmly set,
Shakes not its top for any blast that blows!”
Dante Alighieri, The Divine Comedy0 -
Lole✭✭✭Milking Machine
OP is obvioulsy too young to know that games are for playing, not handing your wallet over...
Milking ? Sry but what exactly are they milking with their 13€ per month lmao
Seems like you never saw a game that got really milked...
Eso the best mmorpg out there atm ? Well yea it is but only cuz there is no competition, every mmo is struggling with some things1
how much did zos pay you for this 
