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Guilty pleasures of ESO.
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Saucy_Jack✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭I WOULD say pie-ing people all over the place, but that is a pleasure I do not feel guilty about in the very slightest.
HUZZAH!!!ALL HAIL SNUGGLORR THE MAGNIFICENT, KING OF THE RNG AND NIRN'S ONE TRUE GOD! Also, become a Scrub-scriber! SJ Scrubs: Playing games badly to make you feel better about yourself.9 -
Nemesis7884✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭collecting all the lusty argonian maid stories
well...what can i say...im a fan3 -
JaJaLuka✭✭✭✭I used to cast the meteor ultimate on that giant robot world boss in Orsinium while standing next to new players. That boss would reflect them and kill the newbie I'd be standing next to
Krojick, DC Sorc PC NA
Milámber, EP Sorc PC NA
Brunack, EP DK PC NA
General Mark Shephard, EP Temp PC NA (Worst temp NA XD )
Krojick Nightblade, DC NB PC NA
Others...4 -
UGotBenched91✭✭✭✭✭One of the guilds im involved with is filled with people who think they are amazing. They constantly shush other players when talking and have a cliche where only some members are ever replied to when they talk. When they are called out they get super defensive and claim they don’t favor players.
I troll them a lot. It’s my guilty pleasure. I stick around because they do have fun events every once in awhile and I haven’t found another guild as active.2 -
RefLiberty✭✭✭✭✭
✭Dont put a period (or a full stop) in the title or in this case subject of the thread.0 -
Zulera301✭✭✭✭✭calling lowballers out in zone chat with price checks of the items they're trying to buy for cheap.
no shame, no regret, no apologies.Shortly after the formation of the Ebonheart Pact, a Nord woman was given a tour of the Tribunal Temple. When later asked about the experience, she seemed upset. Suffice to say, the Dunmer were not pleased to hear this, and thus they inquired further.
"Well," the Nord frowned, "the priests were very angry and unwelcoming. They kept shouting things at me like "you can't drink that mead in here!" and "somebody stop her, she's running naked!" and "we can't catch her; she's covered in grease!""7 -
NotaDaedraWorshipper✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭I obtain and collect stolen furniture in piles in one of my houses. Bounty posters, game dice, fish (I'm happy they don't smell), letters, stack of paper, contracts, filled mugs from drunkards etc.
Although, I don't feel very guilty about doing it.[Lie] Of course! I don't even worship Daedra!0 -
HorrorShow✭✭✭✭Any friendly NPC alone and out in the wild gets murdered."Never go in, miss. Never say a prayer at its door. If you are angry, do not seek revenge by the Laughing Maiden Stone, or at the threshold of the Tombs. There be those who listen for oaths and vows...What may be said in innocence and ire becomes flesh and blood in such places."
-Old Marsh1 -
Veinblood1965✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭This is hilarious. I had someone shoot the NPC I was sneaking up on an to blade of woe them and then ran away. They did it to me a few times, at first I was not happy but then had to laugh, that's the fun of playing online. I was in Auridon and he even went to the trouble of getting onto the balcony of a nearby building and waiting for me to try again. I finally saw found out where he was.Edited by Veinblood1965 on March 9, 2020 3:34PM4 -
Veinblood1965✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭I only loot the low end and trash stuff from treasure chests, and leave the rest for others.
You !??
Love this, made me laugh. I don't do that but had fun in zone chat once when people were griping about it by stating I was doing it. I think it's a zone bug myself, it just seemed to happen all the time in Wrothgar. I've never had that happen to me not even once which leads me to think it's a bug of some kind.1 -
Coppes✭✭✭✭Sailor_Palutena wrote: »Kill any NPCs who have angry personalities and go rude one, then all npcs nearby. Then I shoot some guard and enter the thieve's hideout. Daily.
For the first time ever, this happened to me. I just kinda snapped after a person caught me stealing.
Then since I had a bounty, no vendors would talk to me. Which made me more peeved at the “Clear your bounty the we’ll talk” and the “I don’t associate with criminals”.
Went on a rampage inside an Inn, all non-essential gone. Left in turned in WW form and continued the rampage at the Davon Watch docks.
Lasted about a good 7 minutes. Until my WW form ran out.
Racked up at 25k bounty, then I logged off at the Outlaws Refuge. Made 3k. Destroyed families.
Still don’t know why I did it.
Edited by Coppes on March 9, 2020 4:03PM7 -
Enemy-of-Coldharbour✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Mud balls...
Silivren (Silly) Thalionwen | Altmer Templar | Magicka | 9-Trait Master Crafter/Jeweler | Master Angler | PVE Main - Killed by U35
Jahsul at-Sahan | Redguard Sorcerer | Stamina | Werewolf - Free Bites | PVP Main
Derrok Gunnolf | Redguard Dragonknight | Stamina | Werewolf - Free Bites
Liliana Littleleaf | 9-Trait Grand Master Crafter/Jeweler (non-combat)
Amber Emberheart | Breton Dragonknight | Stamina | Master Angler
Vlos Anon | Dunmer Nightblade | Magicka | Vampire - Free Bites
Kalina Valos | Dunmer Warden | Magicka | Vampire - Free Bites
Swiftpaws-Moonshadow | Khajiit Nightblade | Stamina
Morgul Vardar | Altmer Necromancer | Magicka
Tithin Geil | Altmer Sorceress | Magicka
Dhryk | Imperial Dragonknight | Stamina
Guild Master - ESO Traders Union
PC/NA - CP 2560+1 -
Vevvev✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Not responding to rage tells.... and getting more rage tells because of that.
PC NA - Ceyanna Ashton - Breton Vampire MagDK1 -
caperb✭✭✭✭✭
✭Cirantille wrote: »I like stepping on dead enemy players subtly
Idk I cant do stuff like tbagging because I dont want to upset anyone so I just passive agressively walk through their body while walking
Or use /flute so they can go back to their base peacefully
I use spit emote to dead enemy.
You will defenitely like the /sick emote!0 -
usmguy1234✭✭✭✭✭
✭I only loot the low end and trash stuff from treasure chests, and leave the rest for others.
You !??
Loading screens.Zaghigoth- Orc Stamplar
Soul Razor- Altmer Magsorc
Les Drago- Redguard Stamdk
Eirius- Altmer Magdk
Stormifeth- Altmer Magplar
Disclaimer: My comments are a little sarcasm mixed with truth. If you can't handle that don't respond to me.0 -
Klad✭✭✭✭Purposely letting known toxic players join our guild trials stopping frequently to discuss weird and obscure TES lore and asking their opinions until they rage quit.Edited by Klad on March 9, 2020 6:40PM6
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preevious✭✭✭✭✭
✭Finding something incredibely cheaply sold in a guild store, and sell it back 10 times the price to pocket the difference.0 -
Asardes✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭When I see in demand items selling too fast, I tweak their prices upward. Ex. if Dreugh Wax sells straight away at 9700 gold the next batch comes at 9750; same with alchemy reagents and other legendary upgrades.Beta tester since February 2014, played ESO-TU October 2015 - August 2022, currently on an extended break
vMA (The Flawless Conqueror) | vVH (Spirit Slayer & of the Undying Song) | vDSA | vAA HM | vHRC HM | vSO HM | vMoL | vAS+1 | Emperor
PC-EU CP 3000+
41,000+ Achievement Points before High IsleMember of:
Pact Veteran Trade: Exemplary
Traders of the Covenant: God of Sales
Tamriels Emporium: God of Sales
Valinor Overflow: Trader
The Traveling Merchant: Silver
Characters:
Asardes | 50 Nord Dragonknight | EP AR 50 | Master Crafter: all traits & recipes, all styles released before High Isle
Alxaril Nelcarion | 50 High Elf Sorcerer | AD AR 20 |
Dro'Bear Three-paws | 50 Khajiit Nightblade | AD AR 20 |
Veronique Nicole | 50 Breton Templar | DC AR 20 |
Sabina Flavia Cosades | 50 Imperial Warden | EP AR 20 |
Ervesa Neloren | 50 Dark Elf Dragonknight | EP AR 20 |
Fendar Khodwin | 50 Redguard Sorcerer | DC AR 20 |
Surilanwe of Lillandril | 50 High Elf Nightblade | AD AR 20 |
Joleen the Swift | 50 Redguard Templar | DC AR 20 |
Draynor Telvanni | 50 Dark Elf Warden | EP AR 20 |
Claudius Tharn | 50 Necromancer | DC AR 20 |
Nazura-la the Bonedancer | 50 Necromancer | AD AR 20 |
Tharkul gro-Shug | 50 Orc Dragonknight | DC AR 4 |
Ushruka gra-Lhurgash | 50 Orc Sorcerer | AD AR 4 |
Cienwen ferch Llywelyn | 50 Breton Nightblade | DC AR 4 |
Plays-with-Sunray | 50 Argonian Templar | EP AR 4 |
Milariel | 50 Wood Elf Warden | AD AR 4 |
Scheei-Jul | 50 Necromancer | EP AR 4 |
PC-NA CP 1800+
30,000+ Achievement Points before High IsleMember of:
Savage Blade: Majestic Machette
Characters:
Asardes the Exile | 50 Nord Dragonknight | EP AR 30 |1 -
doomette✭✭✭✭✭
✭Cirantille wrote: »I like stepping on dead enemy players subtly
Idk I cant do stuff like tbagging because I dont want to upset anyone so I just passive agressively walk through their body while walking
Or use /flute so they can go back to their base peacefully
I use spit emote to dead enemy.
You will defenitely like the /sick emote!
My husband has this thing about barfing on people’s non-combat pets when he’s playing his khajiit. He can’t even explain it. Weirdo 🤨
Me, I will unabashedly sprint to Psijic portals. I don’t like to sprint to other nodes to beat another player as it’s kinda, I don’t know, uncouth, but those portals get me every time. I even tried to snag one within eyeshot of a zerg in Cyro, hoping they wouldn’t notice me. They did. 😞1 -
wsmith97ub17_ESO✭✭✭Hmm, when i get upset at team dungeon performance, i will purposefully not rez the 3 downed players, but finish the stage we started on my own.It is the mind, that is the mind, confusing the mind. Do not leave the mind, oh mind, to the mind.0 -
Chicharron✭✭✭✭✭
✭Kick fake tanks before the final boss.
those whispers full of hate and threats always make me laugh.0 -
whitecrow✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭My husband has this thing about barfing on people’s non-combat pets when he’s playing his khajiit. He can’t even explain it. Weirdo 🤨
Maybe he has allergies?Edited by whitecrow on March 9, 2020 8:52PM2 -
darthgummibear_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭Sending a snarky whisper to the toxic *** who got kicked from the dungeon and immediately putting them on ignore as I picture the angry german kid smashing his keyboard.0 -
Thokri✭✭✭✭✭darthgummibear_ESO wrote: »Sending a snarky whisper to the toxic *** who got kicked from the dungeon and immediately putting them on ignore as I picture the angry german kid smashing his keyboard.
A tip because that action is actually counter-intuitive.
For most who do this on purpose getting response just makes it sweeter.
Can't say for dungeon kicking but I know for fact that when I was ganking/griefing(different games because it is kinda impossible on ESO) and I got angry response/whine back it gave immense pleasure and made experience so much better.1 -
SpaceElf✭✭✭Using Streak to parkour to places I shouldn't go, and then jumping into a group of people below and dying. Good times. Worth it for the WTF reaction.4
