Guilty pleasures of ESO.

Saucy_Jack · March 8

I WOULD say pie-ing people all over the place, but that is a pleasure I do not feel guilty about in the very slightest.

HUZZAH!!!

Nemesis7884 · March 8

collecting all the lusty argonian maid stories

well...what can i say...im a fan

JaJaLuka · March 8

I used to cast the meteor ultimate on that giant robot world boss in Orsinium while standing next to new players. That boss would reflect them and kill the newbie I'd be standing next to

UGotBenched91 · March 8

One of the guilds im involved with is filled with people who think they are amazing. They constantly shush other players when talking and have a cliche where only some members are ever replied to when they talk. When they are called out they get super defensive and claim they don’t favor players.

I troll them a lot. It’s my guilty pleasure. I stick around because they do have fun events every once in awhile and I haven’t found another guild as active.

nhisso · March 9

117Dios wrote: »

If a DPS has bad positioning during a fight, I will avoid healing him, if possible. I realized that after they die, they usually are more careful with their steps for the rest of the dungeon.

You're a bad. We get it. Maybe try DPS since you cant be a good healer.

RefLiberty · March 9

Dont put a period (or a full stop) in the title or in this case subject of the thread.

Zulera301 · March 9

calling lowballers out in zone chat with price checks of the items they're trying to buy for cheap.

no shame, no regret, no apologies.

ZonasArch · March 9

Thokri wrote: »

Zone chat also, sometimes it is just golden.

Sometimes?

Carespanker · March 9

nhisso wrote: »

117Dios wrote: »

If a DPS has bad positioning during a fight, I will avoid healing him, if possible. I realized that after they die, they usually are more careful with their steps for the rest of the dungeon.

You're a bad. We get it. Maybe try DPS since you cant be a good healer.

Nah, I'm with him. Death to all casuals who refuse to learn mechanics.

NotaDaedraWorshipper · March 9

I obtain and collect stolen furniture in piles in one of my houses. Bounty posters, game dice, fish (I'm happy they don't smell), letters, stack of paper, contracts, filled mugs from drunkards etc.

Although, I don't feel very guilty about doing it.

whitecrow · March 9

I like to mudball people as they are teleporting out.

HorrorShow · March 9

Any friendly NPC alone and out in the wild gets murdered.

Veinblood1965 · March 9

This is hilarious. I had someone shoot the NPC I was sneaking up on an to blade of woe them and then ran away. They did it to me a few times, at first I was not happy but then had to laugh, that's the fun of playing online. I was in Auridon and he even went to the trouble of getting onto the balcony of a nearby building and waiting for me to try again. I finally saw found out where he was.

Veinblood1965 · March 9

Jhava wrote: »

I only loot the low end and trash stuff from treasure chests, and leave the rest for others.

You !??

Love this, made me laugh. I don't do that but had fun in zone chat once when people were griping about it by stating I was doing it. I think it's a zone bug myself, it just seemed to happen all the time in Wrothgar. I've never had that happen to me not even once which leads me to think it's a bug of some kind.

Coppes · March 9

Sailor_Palutena wrote: »

Kill any NPCs who have angry personalities and go rude one, then all npcs nearby. Then I shoot some guard and enter the thieve's hideout. Daily.

For the first time ever, this happened to me. I just kinda snapped after a person caught me stealing.

Then since I had a bounty, no vendors would talk to me. Which made me more peeved at the “Clear your bounty the we’ll talk” and the “I don’t associate with criminals”.

Went on a rampage inside an Inn, all non-essential gone. Left in turned in WW form and continued the rampage at the Davon Watch docks.

Lasted about a good 7 minutes. Until my WW form ran out.

Racked up at 25k bounty, then I logged off at the Outlaws Refuge. Made 3k. Destroyed families.

Still don’t know why I did it.

Enemy-of-Coldharbour · March 9

Mud balls...

Vevvev · March 9

Not responding to rage tells.... and getting more rage tells because of that.

caperb · March 9

xshatox wrote: »

Cirantille wrote: »

I like stepping on dead enemy players subtly

Idk I cant do stuff like tbagging because I dont want to upset anyone so I just passive agressively walk through their body while walking

Or use /flute so they can go back to their base peacefully

I use spit emote to dead enemy.

You will defenitely like the /sick emote!

usmguy1234 · March 9

Jhava wrote: »

I only loot the low end and trash stuff from treasure chests, and leave the rest for others.

You !??

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Klad · March 9

Purposely letting known toxic players join our guild trials stopping frequently to discuss weird and obscure TES lore and asking their opinions until they rage quit.

Puzzlenuts · March 9

Dropping a mystery meat in front of a dolmen chest at a crowded dolmen

preevious · March 9

Finding something incredibely cheaply sold in a guild store, and sell it back 10 times the price to pocket the difference.

Asardes · March 9

When I see in demand items selling too fast, I tweak their prices upward. Ex. if Dreugh Wax sells straight away at 9700 gold the next batch comes at 9750; same with alchemy reagents and other legendary upgrades.

doomette · March 9

caperb wrote: »

xshatox wrote: »

Cirantille wrote: »

I like stepping on dead enemy players subtly

Idk I cant do stuff like tbagging because I dont want to upset anyone so I just passive agressively walk through their body while walking

Or use /flute so they can go back to their base peacefully

I use spit emote to dead enemy.

You will defenitely like the /sick emote!

My husband has this thing about barfing on people’s non-combat pets when he’s playing his khajiit. He can’t even explain it. Weirdo 🤨

Me, I will unabashedly sprint to Psijic portals. I don’t like to sprint to other nodes to beat another player as it’s kinda, I don’t know, uncouth, but those portals get me every time. I even tried to snag one within eyeshot of a zerg in Cyro, hoping they wouldn’t notice me. They did. 😞

wsmith97ub17_ESO · March 9

Hmm, when i get upset at team dungeon performance, i will purposefully not rez the 3 downed players, but finish the stage we started on my own.

Chicharron · March 9

Kick fake tanks before the final boss.

those whispers full of hate and threats always make me laugh.

whitecrow · March 9

doomette wrote: »

My husband has this thing about barfing on people’s non-combat pets when he’s playing his khajiit. He can’t even explain it. Weirdo 🤨

Maybe he has allergies?

darthgummibear_ESO · March 9

Sending a snarky whisper to the toxic *** who got kicked from the dungeon and immediately putting them on ignore as I picture the angry german kid smashing his keyboard.

Thokri · March 9

darthgummibear_ESO wrote: »

Sending a snarky whisper to the toxic *** who got kicked from the dungeon and immediately putting them on ignore as I picture the angry german kid smashing his keyboard.

A tip because that action is actually counter-intuitive.

For most who do this on purpose getting response just makes it sweeter.

Can't say for dungeon kicking but I know for fact that when I was ganking/griefing(different games because it is kinda impossible on ESO) and I got angry response/whine back it gave immense pleasure and made experience so much better.

SpaceElf · March 9

Using Streak to parkour to places I shouldn't go, and then jumping into a group of people below and dying. Good times. Worth it for the WTF reaction.