Do you Know how long i've been looking for you?

"Girl are you a radiant apex mount? Because I`m not going to spend endless amounts of money chasing you."

Credit: https://www.deviantart.com/oxboxer/art/Skyrim-Valentines-M-aiq-282899317

khajiit has wares if you have coin

I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.

I erect the spine of my....for you.

CMDR_Un1k0rn wrote: »

I'm sorry, but this just popped in my mind and I figured a fun thread with an ESO theme might be enjoyed.

Please lock/delete if not allowed.

My contribution:

"I banish my combat pets when not in combat."

If you are suggesting flirting this way with people in game, which it doesn't seem to be the case, but if you were I would say that is a dangerous thin line to walk. Many people will not take kindly to that type of behavior specially if they are involved in a relationship. Not something I would engage in, in game.

In regards to a forum post, if people kept it fun and not sexually suggestive then have fun with it. But already I see some of the comments as being far too sexually suggestive, which unfortunately encourages other types of bad behavior.

I will never forget a pick up line I heard a long time ago. It goes like this.

Person 1: Was your father a thief or an astronaut?

Person 2: Neither, why do you ask?

Person 1: I was just wondering who stole the stars from the sky and sprinkled them in your eyes.

To me that sounds innocent enough to not be offensive to anyone, of course I might be very wrong some might take offense. In my own opinion I think that type of pick up line is harmless, cute and maybe even a bit funny although it doesn't relate to the game itself, it's the spirit of the pick up line I am speaking of.

Some of the comments left already seem to be solely focused on physical body parts, overly sexually suggestive in a way that just seems creepy and pervy. Those I don't think are appropriate at all.

"I can show you Hardmode in 20 minutes or less" oh god ban inc. Lol.

"Hey girl, have you seen my load time? It's unusually long."

BackStabeth wrote: »

CMDR_Un1k0rn wrote: »

I'm sorry, but this just popped in my mind and I figured a fun thread with an ESO theme might be enjoyed.

Please lock/delete if not allowed.

My contribution:

"I banish my combat pets when not in combat."

If you are suggesting flirting this way with people in game, which it doesn't seem to be the case, but if you were I would say that is a dangerous thin line to walk. Many people will not take kindly to that type of behavior specially if they are involved in a relationship. Not something I would engage in, in game.

In regards to a forum post, if people kept it fun and not sexually suggestive then have fun with it. But already I see some of the comments as being far too sexually suggestive, which unfortunately encourages other types of bad behavior.

I will never forget a pick up line I heard a long time ago. It goes like this.

Person 1: Was your father a thief or an astronaut?

Person 2: Neither, why do you ask?

Person 1: I was just wondering who stole the stars from the sky and sprinkled them in your eyes.

To me that sounds innocent enough to not be offensive to anyone, of course I might be very wrong some might take offense. In my own opinion I think that type of pick up line is harmless, cute and maybe even a bit funny although it doesn't relate to the game itself, it's the spirit of the pick up line I am speaking of.

Some of the comments left already seem to be solely focused on physical body parts, overly sexually suggestive in a way that just seems creepy and pervy. Those I don't think are appropriate at all.

I understand your point, but one of the reasons this game got it's "M" rating is for it's sexual innuendo(Suggestive Themes). From in-game "She would be the sheath to every Knight's blade". Worse still "She ripped the throats of the women, ate the eyes of childred, and *** the men as cruelly as Bal had ravished her". Again, this can all be found IN game.

"Your eyes are as lovely as muddy puddles found deep within the swamp"

Nord_Raseri wrote: »

BackStabeth wrote: »

CMDR_Un1k0rn wrote: »

I'm sorry, but this just popped in my mind and I figured a fun thread with an ESO theme might be enjoyed.

Please lock/delete if not allowed.

My contribution:

"I banish my combat pets when not in combat."

If you are suggesting flirting this way with people in game, which it doesn't seem to be the case, but if you were I would say that is a dangerous thin line to walk. Many people will not take kindly to that type of behavior specially if they are involved in a relationship. Not something I would engage in, in game.

In regards to a forum post, if people kept it fun and not sexually suggestive then have fun with it. But already I see some of the comments as being far too sexually suggestive, which unfortunately encourages other types of bad behavior.

I will never forget a pick up line I heard a long time ago. It goes like this.

Person 1: Was your father a thief or an astronaut?

Person 2: Neither, why do you ask?

Person 1: I was just wondering who stole the stars from the sky and sprinkled them in your eyes.

To me that sounds innocent enough to not be offensive to anyone, of course I might be very wrong some might take offense. In my own opinion I think that type of pick up line is harmless, cute and maybe even a bit funny although it doesn't relate to the game itself, it's the spirit of the pick up line I am speaking of.

Some of the comments left already seem to be solely focused on physical body parts, overly sexually suggestive in a way that just seems creepy and pervy. Those I don't think are appropriate at all.

I understand your point, but one of the reasons this game got it's "M" rating is for it's sexual innuendo(Suggestive Themes). From in-game "She would be the sheath to every Knight's blade". Worse still "She ripped the throats of the women, ate the eyes of childred, and *** the men as cruelly as Bal had ravished her". Again, this can all be found IN game.

Context is everything.

Picking up one of the Lusty Argonian lorebooks and reading it in-game? Sure, it's part of the lore! And the title is a pretty clear advertisement of the contents, so it's easy enough to avoid if you want to. Quoting the Lusty Argonian in a more-or-less on-topic forum thread, without specifically directing it to any one player? A little juvenile, maybe, but sure, fine, NBD. Roleplaying with like-minded players by putting on a production of the Lusty Argonian in the privacy of a player home/guild hall? Cool, cool, whatever your thing is, that's your private business.

Following a stranger around for several minutes whispering lines from the Lusty Argonian in their chat window? Nooooooooope.

zaria wrote: »

Talk to this female Khajiit weapon trader in the crafting area of the hollow city, she has the westernmost stall.

The Dunmer lady has an response too.

Long ago, I had a college girlfriend who loved Kliban's cartoon cats, and one of the Kliban cat slogans was "If I had two dead rats, I'd give you one." So I wrote this on the outside of an envelope I sent her while she was home with her parents.

She had a bit of explaining to do.

Is that 13 unstackable glyphs in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Do you have a little Bosmer in you? Could also work for cannibalism jokes if not well received at first.

Nord_Raseri wrote: »

BackStabeth wrote: »

CMDR_Un1k0rn wrote: »

I'm sorry, but this just popped in my mind and I figured a fun thread with an ESO theme might be enjoyed.

Please lock/delete if not allowed.

My contribution:

"I banish my combat pets when not in combat."

If you are suggesting flirting this way with people in game, which it doesn't seem to be the case, but if you were I would say that is a dangerous thin line to walk. Many people will not take kindly to that type of behavior specially if they are involved in a relationship. Not something I would engage in, in game.

In regards to a forum post, if people kept it fun and not sexually suggestive then have fun with it. But already I see some of the comments as being far too sexually suggestive, which unfortunately encourages other types of bad behavior.

I will never forget a pick up line I heard a long time ago. It goes like this.

Person 1: Was your father a thief or an astronaut?

Person 2: Neither, why do you ask?

Person 1: I was just wondering who stole the stars from the sky and sprinkled them in your eyes.

To me that sounds innocent enough to not be offensive to anyone, of course I might be very wrong some might take offense. In my own opinion I think that type of pick up line is harmless, cute and maybe even a bit funny although it doesn't relate to the game itself, it's the spirit of the pick up line I am speaking of.

Some of the comments left already seem to be solely focused on physical body parts, overly sexually suggestive in a way that just seems creepy and pervy. Those I don't think are appropriate at all.

I understand your point, but one of the reasons this game got it's "M" rating is for it's sexual innuendo(Suggestive Themes). From in-game "She would be the sheath to every Knight's blade". Worse still "She ripped the throats of the women, ate the eyes of childred, and *** the men as cruelly as Bal had ravished her". Again, this can all be found IN game.

It's totally different when you are engaging in game content, as opposed to someone hitting on you with a sexually suggestive pick up line. M means Mature, I seriously doubt mature means being creepy and pervy. People cannot control themselves even in this threaad, some can but some just cannot help the opportunity to say something crude. In my book that's not mature at all. A few are actually funny and rather innocent, but some of them are way outside mature.