ESO Player Pickup Lines.

CMDR_Un1k0rn · February 10

I'm sorry, but this just popped in my mind and I figured a fun thread with an ESO theme might be enjoyed.

Please lock/delete if not allowed.

My contribution:

"I banish my combat pets when not in combat."

Alienoutlaw · February 10

Do you Know how long i've been looking for you?

CMDR_Un1k0rn · February 10

Alienoutlaw wrote: »

Do you Know how long i've been looking for you?

/thread

Sheezabeast · February 10

"Girl are you a radiant apex mount? Because I`m not going to spend endless amounts of money chasing you."

AcadianPaladin · February 10

"Little mortal, you amuse me so!"

VaranisArano · February 10

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Credit: https://www.deviantart.com/oxboxer/art/Skyrim-Valentines-M-aiq-282899317

BisDasBlutGefriert · February 10

No hun, your butt does not look big in hundings rage.

Alienoutlaw · February 10

khajiit has wares if you have coin

CassandraGemini · February 10

Hey there, wanna not stand in red together for a bit?

HappyLittleTree · February 10

I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.

FierceSam · February 10

There is only one...

“Do you know how long I’ve been looking for you?”

UrbanMonk · February 10

I erect the spine of my....for you.

zaria · February 10

Talk to this female Khajiit weapon trader in the crafting area of the hollow city, she has the westernmost stall.

The Dunmer lady has an response too.

BackStabeth · February 10

CMDR_Un1k0rn wrote: »

I'm sorry, but this just popped in my mind and I figured a fun thread with an ESO theme might be enjoyed.

Please lock/delete if not allowed.

My contribution:

"I banish my combat pets when not in combat."

If you are suggesting flirting this way with people in game, which it doesn't seem to be the case, but if you were I would say that is a dangerous thin line to walk. Many people will not take kindly to that type of behavior specially if they are involved in a relationship. Not something I would engage in, in game.

In regards to a forum post, if people kept it fun and not sexually suggestive then have fun with it. But already I see some of the comments as being far too sexually suggestive, which unfortunately encourages other types of bad behavior.

I will never forget a pick up line I heard a long time ago. It goes like this.

Person 1: Was your father a thief or an astronaut?

Person 2: Neither, why do you ask?

Person 1: I was just wondering who stole the stars from the sky and sprinkled them in your eyes.

To me that sounds innocent enough to not be offensive to anyone, of course I might be very wrong some might take offense. In my own opinion I think that type of pick up line is harmless, cute and maybe even a bit funny although it doesn't relate to the game itself, it's the spirit of the pick up line I am speaking of.

Some of the comments left already seem to be solely focused on physical body parts, overly sexually suggestive in a way that just seems creepy and pervy. Those I don't think are appropriate at all.

StormeReigns · February 10

First a few questions...
Are you use to working with tools?
Does dust bother you?
Are you interested in a date?

D0PAMINE · February 10

"I can show you Hardmode in 20 minutes or less" oh god ban inc. Lol.

Enemy-of-Coldharbour · February 10

If I had a dollar for every time I've been hit-on in this game...well, it wouldn't be much, but enough to cover my monthly sub. I finally had to start making ugly male characters to be left alone.

UntilValhalla13 · February 10

"Hey girl, have you seen my load time? It's unusually long."

NotaDaedraWorshipper · February 10

"Are you a mage? Because I'm sure you cast a Charm spell on me."

"Stop right there, sneak thief! I saw how you stole my heart!"

"Do you like khajiit? Because I'm feline a connection between us."

"Are you a dragonknight, or are you always this hot?"

"Drunk nords are just a stereotype, I'm simply intoxicated by you."

"Do you know that I'm stamina based?"

Were those cheesy enough?

Nord_Raseri · February 10

BackStabeth wrote: »

CMDR_Un1k0rn wrote: »

I'm sorry, but this just popped in my mind and I figured a fun thread with an ESO theme might be enjoyed.

Please lock/delete if not allowed.

My contribution:

"I banish my combat pets when not in combat."

If you are suggesting flirting this way with people in game, which it doesn't seem to be the case, but if you were I would say that is a dangerous thin line to walk. Many people will not take kindly to that type of behavior specially if they are involved in a relationship. Not something I would engage in, in game.

In regards to a forum post, if people kept it fun and not sexually suggestive then have fun with it. But already I see some of the comments as being far too sexually suggestive, which unfortunately encourages other types of bad behavior.

I will never forget a pick up line I heard a long time ago. It goes like this.

Person 1: Was your father a thief or an astronaut?

Person 2: Neither, why do you ask?

Person 1: I was just wondering who stole the stars from the sky and sprinkled them in your eyes.

To me that sounds innocent enough to not be offensive to anyone, of course I might be very wrong some might take offense. In my own opinion I think that type of pick up line is harmless, cute and maybe even a bit funny although it doesn't relate to the game itself, it's the spirit of the pick up line I am speaking of.

Some of the comments left already seem to be solely focused on physical body parts, overly sexually suggestive in a way that just seems creepy and pervy. Those I don't think are appropriate at all.

I understand your point, but one of the reasons this game got it's "M" rating is for it's sexual innuendo(Suggestive Themes). From in-game "She would be the sheath to every Knight's blade". Worse still "She ripped the throats of the women, ate the eyes of childred, and *** the men as cruelly as Bal had ravished her". Again, this can all be found IN game.

Royaji · February 10

"I know how to do combat balancing through buffs"

Guaranteed to get any ESO player excited.

rwil213 · February 11

"Your eyes are as lovely as muddy puddles found deep within the swamp"

ArchangelIsraphel · February 11

"There's no charge to have a look!"

amapola76 · February 11

Nord_Raseri wrote: »

BackStabeth wrote: »

CMDR_Un1k0rn wrote: »

I'm sorry, but this just popped in my mind and I figured a fun thread with an ESO theme might be enjoyed.

Please lock/delete if not allowed.

My contribution:

"I banish my combat pets when not in combat."

If you are suggesting flirting this way with people in game, which it doesn't seem to be the case, but if you were I would say that is a dangerous thin line to walk. Many people will not take kindly to that type of behavior specially if they are involved in a relationship. Not something I would engage in, in game.

In regards to a forum post, if people kept it fun and not sexually suggestive then have fun with it. But already I see some of the comments as being far too sexually suggestive, which unfortunately encourages other types of bad behavior.

I will never forget a pick up line I heard a long time ago. It goes like this.

Person 1: Was your father a thief or an astronaut?

Person 2: Neither, why do you ask?

Person 1: I was just wondering who stole the stars from the sky and sprinkled them in your eyes.

To me that sounds innocent enough to not be offensive to anyone, of course I might be very wrong some might take offense. In my own opinion I think that type of pick up line is harmless, cute and maybe even a bit funny although it doesn't relate to the game itself, it's the spirit of the pick up line I am speaking of.

Some of the comments left already seem to be solely focused on physical body parts, overly sexually suggestive in a way that just seems creepy and pervy. Those I don't think are appropriate at all.

I understand your point, but one of the reasons this game got it's "M" rating is for it's sexual innuendo(Suggestive Themes). From in-game "She would be the sheath to every Knight's blade". Worse still "She ripped the throats of the women, ate the eyes of childred, and *** the men as cruelly as Bal had ravished her". Again, this can all be found IN game.

Context is everything.

Picking up one of the Lusty Argonian lorebooks and reading it in-game? Sure, it's part of the lore! And the title is a pretty clear advertisement of the contents, so it's easy enough to avoid if you want to. Quoting the Lusty Argonian in a more-or-less on-topic forum thread, without specifically directing it to any one player? A little juvenile, maybe, but sure, fine, NBD. Roleplaying with like-minded players by putting on a production of the Lusty Argonian in the privacy of a player home/guild hall? Cool, cool, whatever your thing is, that's your private business.

Following a stranger around for several minutes whispering lines from the Lusty Argonian in their chat window? Nooooooooope.

ArchMikem · February 11

Inb4lock and possible account warning.

FrancisCrawford · February 11

zaria wrote: »

Talk to this female Khajiit weapon trader in the crafting area of the hollow city, she has the westernmost stall.

The Dunmer lady has an response too.

Long ago, I had a college girlfriend who loved Kliban's cartoon cats, and one of the Kliban cat slogans was "If I had two dead rats, I'd give you one." So I wrote this on the outside of an envelope I sent her while she was home with her parents.

She had a bit of explaining to do.

xWarbrain · February 11

Bring the Scrib Jelly, lets try something new.

max_only · February 11

Is that 13 unstackable glyphs in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Do you have a little Bosmer in you?

Could also work for cannibalism jokes if not well received at first.

max_only · February 11

Are you out of breath, because you’ve been running on top of your horse through my mind all day.

BackStabeth · February 11

Nord_Raseri wrote: »

BackStabeth wrote: »

CMDR_Un1k0rn wrote: »

I'm sorry, but this just popped in my mind and I figured a fun thread with an ESO theme might be enjoyed.

Please lock/delete if not allowed.

My contribution:

"I banish my combat pets when not in combat."

If you are suggesting flirting this way with people in game, which it doesn't seem to be the case, but if you were I would say that is a dangerous thin line to walk. Many people will not take kindly to that type of behavior specially if they are involved in a relationship. Not something I would engage in, in game.

In regards to a forum post, if people kept it fun and not sexually suggestive then have fun with it. But already I see some of the comments as being far too sexually suggestive, which unfortunately encourages other types of bad behavior.

I will never forget a pick up line I heard a long time ago. It goes like this.

Person 1: Was your father a thief or an astronaut?

Person 2: Neither, why do you ask?

Person 1: I was just wondering who stole the stars from the sky and sprinkled them in your eyes.

To me that sounds innocent enough to not be offensive to anyone, of course I might be very wrong some might take offense. In my own opinion I think that type of pick up line is harmless, cute and maybe even a bit funny although it doesn't relate to the game itself, it's the spirit of the pick up line I am speaking of.

Some of the comments left already seem to be solely focused on physical body parts, overly sexually suggestive in a way that just seems creepy and pervy. Those I don't think are appropriate at all.

I understand your point, but one of the reasons this game got it's "M" rating is for it's sexual innuendo(Suggestive Themes). From in-game "She would be the sheath to every Knight's blade". Worse still "She ripped the throats of the women, ate the eyes of childred, and *** the men as cruelly as Bal had ravished her". Again, this can all be found IN game.

It's totally different when you are engaging in game content, as opposed to someone hitting on you with a sexually suggestive pick up line. M means Mature, I seriously doubt mature means being creepy and pervy. People cannot control themselves even in this threaad, some can but some just cannot help the opportunity to say something crude. In my book that's not mature at all. A few are actually funny and rather innocent, but some of them are way outside mature.

max_only · February 11

Enemy-of-Coldharbour wrote: »

If I had a dollar for every time I've been hit-on in this game...well, it wouldn't be much, but enough to cover my monthly sub. I finally had to start making ugly male characters to be left alone.

I don’t compliment female characters anymore because I don’t want to be mistaken for those types. Sad really.